Babysitter Bully who feels self conscious about how he gets treated like a child so when he babysits he specifically tries to embarrass his charges by treating them even more childishly He doesn't realize babysitting is to teach him empathy and all the things he does ends up coming back around.

If you buy curtains meant to help kids get good sleep they'll probably be blackout curtains. If you have blackout curtains and want to put plants by your bed you want to use a grow light. If you use a grow light when you shut it off at night you'll be reminded that your sheets glow in the dark

If you've ever done the thing where you hold someone in a chair by putting your pinky on their forehead you know how important the lean forward part is to getting up from a chair. Shoulder straps on chairs prevent that motion too. They are the ones really preventing getting up.

I need a feng shui book to tell me how many dino toys you are supposed to put with your plants

The fun is setting up situations where it's impossible for others to win. For example, put on Tooty Ta and tell someone that you want to see if they can understand the directions. Either they dance or you assume they were too little to understand the directions.

If you were a full time caregiver for someone like you what is the first life change you would force on them?

My boss "spilled hot chocolate on his pants" so he went home to change

I was at nycabdl's diaper happy hour this past week thinking about how kiddo diapers basically has no bad prints and they are also different enough to not step on each others toes. That's so hard to actually pull off.

Hey, just a reminder that due to how time works this is your "before" period right now.

You know how Diaper-Bois asks if you could go on a vacation without diapers? Why would I be on vacation... without diapers? Is it a vacation or not?

Hmm... I could give someone a spanking and make them wear a vr headset so they have a large 3rd person shot of them being spanked blocking their entire view. You know... since I don't think ill be able to figure out the magic needed to put their head in a cage

The doubt: A: "I want to take someone's underwear and force them to only wear briefs or diapers" B: "I want someone to take my underwear and force me to only wear briefs or diapers" A: "hmm but do they want it to be me"

More abdls need people they are accountable to. Nevermind your boyfriend, who can I tell that I saw you not living up to being your best self and you legitimately need a punishment that isn't fun for you to remember to be better?

"CY-borg" was fun. I was walking through the house and everyone could see where I was and what i was looking at. Then I followed @littlebrando.bsky.social to the bedroom for this "very" private diaper change and it was immediatly audible when the living room realized

I want to be taught how to take care of a little by their caregiver like the caregiver is changing their diaper and is telling me "Make sure they have their paci for diaper changes otherwise they may put dirty hands in their mouth." "See this little bump make sure that gets some rash cream" etc

I was thinking about how it's hot for a couple to share one pajama set. 1 gets the top and a diaper, one gets the bottoms and a diaper. But it's funny that top + diaper is littler than bottoms + diaper even of the same pj set

1. Someone who shares my values 2. Someone who respects my opinion 3. Someone who will accept being barred from using the toilet

I used to work at Old Navy and people would ask me about how they looked in different outfits and I'd always tell them they looked great because if they are asking they think it might look good. I'm just here to encourage people to do the things they already might want to do.

Casually eating popcorn as I watch people go from "Oh I'm so humiliated to be put into diapers. This embarrassment makes me so horny" to "I cant believe my job wants me to take this trip. I can bring my paci but I'm not going to be able to sleep without my 5' tall plushie..."

Unofficial BFC badges anyone? And if you gave one out what are you calling it?

Started writing up a more in depth summary of my time at BFC since it seems the con feels like they don't have a lot of data points about peoples experience... Absolutely sidetracked by what a different "signs game" could look like

It might be controversial and backed by zero science but I think I can cure your depression by treating you like a small child.

Underwear is nice but with diapers you have the pretext of needing to check. I'm not enjoying that you're wearing diapers I'm just kneading your diaper so I have a *really* good idea of how much you need to be changed

This morning at work someone was asking me about my vacation while making 3 packs of instant oatmeal.

At an abdl convention everyone is staying in rooms that are more grown up than their bedroom at home

Things I learned at BFC.

The thing is, you don't want to give someone diaper rash but you do want them to be plenty used to that full diaper feeling

Into: "Using sleep science by giving a warm bath then diapering him and putting him in cozy footed jammies before putting him to bed in a slightly chilled room so he has the best sleep he's gotten in years" (everything to do with it)

I want to discuss ideas on what would make for a better society as I ball up his heavy used diaper and leave it on his chest while I wipe him down

God Im so attracted to "doing the hard thing" I have no problem with people drinking, but someone deciding they dont like who they are when they drink and quiting is so hot.

"It was the kind of relationship everyone craves, 1 washing dishes in his spiderman underoos pretending he was unaware that his partner was straining in his absolutely soaked diaper about it."

Trying out a VR rowing app. I see it has NYC as a location so I figure "sure lets see how close it is to IRL" I was not expecting a flying donkey super villain to be trying to "donkify" the city

Not sure these are the best pants to wear with diapers

You had been planting the seeds of status upheaval for weeks after you got tired of your big brother making fun of your cartoon print briefs as compared to his plain solid colored briefs. "Daddy, wouldn't it be funny if Aiden wore diapers" you'd clumsily hint anytime you two were alone.

Your daddy wasn't that into pokemon until he saw how much you and your little brother were into it. It was cool at first, the 3 of you talking pokemon together, then your daddy decided he was a Fairy type trainer. You tried to put your foot down when he had matching Togepi onesies for you both

regressive middlespaceeeeeeeeeee super mature teens who aren't potty trained, sleep in a crib, drink from bottles, and wear baby clothes!!! But also they watch adult shows and play violent video games and gossip with their friends and laugh at stupid memes

It's a cyborg dog fursona... A Cybork

The other day I saw someone who looked very similar to an abdl I know and it's weird to think this person is like parallel universe them. The version I know lets people put them in diapers and then pees their pants but this doppelganger has zero thoughts about if they want to poop their pants today.

There are some people who live in a mental police state. They have established their own prison. And they want you to live in it.

Imagining cooling when wet diapers so when its hot out theres a point where its too hot not to be in diapers

Never seen Jacey wear a dry diaper for 2 hours... Also surely they mean pulling at the diaper because its uncomfortable not because your behavior pleases you/ you want to play with the squishiness

You can absolutely masturbate, just follow the rules: 1. Diaper stays on 2. Footed pjs stay on 3. You will watch live video of yourself as you do it so you know what it looks like

Overalls/ Shortalls with a bib front is cute but I think it needs a low back for ease of being able to look down the back to check on diaper situation

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I want to work for a company progressive enough to have "take your child to work" day except its for adults. This adult is my child and usually they are at their own job but today they will color in this meeting room all day.

The show "rugrats" in spanish is called "aventuras en pañales" or "adventures in diapers". The name is fine... except then Rugrats made the spin off stuff where they are all older but it's still called "adventures in diapers" which sounds more like my childhood than intended.

While im not into wearing chastity devices personally, i am into playing mr brightside while using a buzzy wand on someone wearing one

When starting a new relationship it's important to get your boyfriend used to his name being on the outside waistband of his underwear. Later, when you transition him back into diapers, it will be more obvious to him that you are wearing underwear that used to be his.