open.substack.com/pub/accident... I want to create this story.

@nytimes.com open.substack.com/pub/accident...

@filmandseries.bsky.social That’s such a great start — but when I was a child and I did something morally wrong, I was asked to choose my own punishment. I handed over my favorite toy — a Disney toy, actually a Mickey Mouse. The corporate equivalent of that would be handing over an entire company.

@noahmichelson.bsky.social That’s such a great start — but when I was a child and I did something morally wrong, I was asked to choose my own punishment. I handed over my favorite toy — a Disney toy, actually a Mickey Mouse. The corporate equivalent of that would be handing over an entire company.

Republicans say Democrats could shut down the government. Could? Honey, we already pulled the plug. Read the full piece here: open.substack.com/pub/accident...

@ukparliament.parliament.uk @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social @bbcbreaking-bot.bsky.social

@fedupstudio.bsky.social You cut cancer research funding, but if a scientist cobbles together a cure with couch-cushion change and a Crock-Pot in their garage, he’ll still pop up like, ‘Look what I invented!’ while holding the beaker upside down.

You cut cancer research funding, but if a scientist cobbles together a cure with couch-cushion change and a Crock-Pot in their garage, he’ll still pop up like, ‘Look what I invented!’ while holding the beaker upside down. @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social

An absolute moron — somebody who thinks transgenic mice are somehow transgender. Somebody who bankrupted a casino (a business that practically prints money!) — thinks I’m smart. I’m so conflicted. @jd-vance-1.bsky.social

#trump An absolute moron — somebody who thinks transgenic mice are somehow transgender. Somebody who bankrupted a casino (a business that practically prints money!) — thinks I’m smart. I’m so conflicted.

@housedemocrats.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/accident...

@pelosi.house.gov open.substack.com/pub/accident...

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/accident...

@barackobama.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/accident...

@sanders.senate.gov open.substack.com/pub/accident...

@aoc.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/accident...

@noahmichelson.bsky.social People very angry and I have no choice, but to try to remain calm.

@noahmichelson.bsky.social When compassion calls in sick and intellectual curiosity takes a vacation, what’s left? My new piece is a plea for all of us to do better. open.substack.com/pub/accident... medium.com/@accidentall...

@substack open.substack.com/pub/accident...

When someone keeps saying ‘hoax,’ what they really mean is: I’m lying. @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social

Actually, I think Trump should change other agencies' names and just be honest--the Department of Injustice for example.

@noahmichelson.bsky.social I love this. Have you seen? substack.com/profile/1997...

@noahmichelson.bsky.social Not true. #Trump can’t keep his mouth shut about anything. If you think he was Epstein’s informant, you’re just sniffing off-brand glue and calling it genius — like thinking a Diet Coke cancels out three buffet plates. #ScriptComs #AccidentallySideways

My politics are simple: no law should ever be written or signed that harms people. Period. If you’ve got a problem with your own life, fix it. Work on yourself. But stop trying to play Big Brother over everyone else. @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social

@noahmichelson.bsky.social I love all the people and seeing gay couples on the bake off.

@noahmichelson.bsky.social I love this show so much too.

@noahmichelson.bsky.social I wipe my ass thousands of times a year, and I know everyone’s had that “butthole on your finger” moment. But every single Republican who refuses to release the #Epstein files? They’ve got asshole on their mouths—from kissing #Trump’s ass. #ScriptComs

No matter what @MarshaBlackburn keeps saying, it’s not criminals they’re targeting. www.cnn.com/2025/08/30/u...

@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social @jdvancescouch.bsky.social

@noahmichelson.bsky.social I wrote this. I have a voice.

substack.com/@accidentall... @noahmichelson.bsky.social

“I fight with words, but I taste rhythm and smell voice-driven narratives.” — Louis Caldwell Jr. I Am an American Queer Dyslexic Storyteller. open.substack.com/pub/accident... speechify.app.link/zxBhExVS6Vb #ScriptComs #AccidentallySideways @dyslex-dysgraph.bsky.social @ddga13.bsky.social

I Am an American Queer Dyslexic Storyteller. open.substack.com/pub/accident... speechify.app.link/yYvU7YUl6Vb #ScriptComs #AccidentallySideways

I Am an American Queer Dyslexic Storyteller. open.substack.com/pub/accident... speechify.app.link/yYvU7YUl6Vb #ScriptComs #AccidentallySideways

I Am an American Queer Dyslexic Storyteller. open.substack.com/pub/accident... speechify.app.link/yYvU7YUl6Vb #ScriptComs #AccidentallySideways @demsocialists.bsky.social

I Am an American Queer Dyslexic Storyteller. open.substack.com/pub/accident... speechify.app.link/yYvU7YUl6Vb #ScriptComs #AccidentallySideways @dyslexicinspector.bsky.social @proudgayvet.bsky.social

I Am an American Queer Dyslexic Storyteller. open.substack.com/pub/accident... speechify.app.link/yYvU7YUl6Vb #ScriptComs #AccidentallySideways

Give a cat a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a cat to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.

I Am an American Queer Dyslexic Storyteller open.substack.com/pub/accident... #ScriptComs #AccidentallySideways Owning my voice. This is my form of #drag

@noahmichelson.bsky.social I Am an American Queer Dyslexic Storyteller open.substack.com/pub/accident... #ScriptComs #AccidentallySideways Owning my voice. This is my form of #drag

substack.com/@newyorklove... New ICE bucket challenge? Tag Your It. #ScriptComs @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social

@noahmichelson.bsky.social substack.com/@newyorklove... Instead of burning Trump flags or signs, maybe we should Red Cross them straight to the South. The disaster relief programs have been decimated, defunded, destroyed. So let’s at least give people what they really want control. #VOTE & #DONATE

I need people to notice because I wrote something insane to point to something even more awful. open.spotify.com/episode/0zlf... open.substack.com/pub/accident... #ScriptComs #AccidentallySideways @newrepublic.com

I need people to notice because I wrote something insane to point to something even more awful. open.spotify.com/episode/0zlf... open.substack.com/pub/accident... #ScriptComs #AccidentallySideways @nytimes.com

I made these — an image and a theme song. Use if you want. I think if we all share the same messaging, it’ll really help drive it home.

@noahmichelson.bsky.social Welcome to the bingeable future of storytelling. 💫 #ScriptComs #AccidentallyFabulous #AccidentallySideways substack.com/@accidentall...