Saturday is for…

I’ve gone from Jennifer Welch needs a show on MSNBC to WELCH 2028. Last great hope for our nation @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Some of y’all weren’t babysat by VH1 Behind the Music and frankly, it shows

OOMF CITY - greatest city in the world 🍎

Just in, more wedding pics 👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻🇫🇷⛵️

@breimels.bsky.social and I successfully crossed the online oomf to irl relationship today and we didn’t even get a photo together

Beach Club Boy 🟢🔵⚪️💖

Afterglow in Austria 🇦🇹🌄🧖🏻🧖🏻‍♂️

European hotel lighting remains undefeated 💡

Guten Morgen 🇦🇹

Seeing my last name plastered all over businesses, bars, and places in Austria and I’m preparing myself to be treated like Amelia "Mia" Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia

Highly recommend marrying the love of your life on a boat in the south of France 👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻⛵️🇫🇷

“Nice comma France” 🇫🇷

Nothing beats a Joe Shmoe holiday

Summer’s end is cancelled 🌞🏖️

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Just listened to Mahler’s 5th 😌

We did it, Joe 💦

Hi boys

I ❤️ BOATS

Labor was, in fact, done 💦

Legs kinda look crazy here 🥵

I know a wine bar love to see me comin

Can we get a different basement staircase design in these horror films? How about a landing? Some carpet? Or god forbid a finished basement?

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We did it, Joe

Do I go night swimming? 🩲🏊‍♂️🌚

What are we up to tonight?

New specs are in - still 4 eyed, and now sometimes 6 eyed with these clips 😎

Probably this, probably that.

Apparently I missed Tate McRae at Solidcore the other day 😭

This is going to be so New York Times word vomit of me but Ann Patchett dressing down David Brooks is so fucking funny www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BjbbSq/

Pilates ✅ Time to clown around 😛

New spectacles incoming 🤓

New spectacles incoming 🤓

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Queens of Queen ✨

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a blessed day for all my gilded girlies

Howdy

6️⃣9️⃣

👅 out

CNN: The Wall Street journal is reporting that in May, AG Pam Bondi and her deputy informed the president at a meeting in the white house that his name was in the Epstein files.

Hello from the pool (again)

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It’s hot 🥵

No Sleep. Brohaus-warming. Club. Another Club. Brunch. Bar. No Sleep.

Affair-ing so hard that you permanently shift society’s approach to kiss cams is iconic