Dear Republicans, You need an ID for some stuff, but not for all stuff. Hope this helps.

I know the bar is low, but he looks like shit.

You love to see a SC ruling where the 3 dissenters who lose are the 3 worst ones...

How I flirt.

This is the kind of thing that requires a judge's ruling in 2026

I swear, the world could be on fire, and The Daily would release an episode called something like, "The real reason dogs love peanut butter"

"Why would he be armed if he wasn't looking for trouble?" is a wild argument coming from the people who made Kyle Rittenhouse a fucking hero.

How much clearer can it be than when the language of the "Secretary of War" implies a battle between the federal government of the United States and one of those states?

Preemptively nauseated by whatever the fuck Karoline Leavitt is going to do to spin this.

Every Republican line of questioning in this Special Council hearing: - Mr. Smith, isn't it true that liars say what? - What? - Let the record show that the witness, by his own account, is a liar. - Congressman, I... - RECLAIMING MY TIME!

The Trump administration's most powerful weapon in their arsenal is nihilism.

This man has survived a fast food diet, an assassination attempt, and an inflight electrical issue. He truly is the cockroach of presidents.

Gen Alpha lingo makes me very grateful I never had kids because if a child that I pushed out of my vaginal canal and spent 25% of my yearly income on for 15 years ever called me "bro," I would drown him in the tub.

Look, I know you think this worked when you said it about pro Palestinian protestors, but "don't shoot people in the face" is a little easier to wrap your head around.

Are you... are you gonna jump?

Praise Gavin Newsom all you want for his trolling of Donald Trump, but buyer beware. This guy could turn out to be the President Coin of the DNC.

Jesse Watters, please do get fucked

An overused emergent healthcare system makes healthcare more expensive for everyone, you fucking toad.

While the Bush administration said they would declare war on Iraq without congressional approval, many in Congress did approve because we were in a state of post 9/11 panic. In hindsight, most agree that starting an endless war w/ a nation that didn't attack us in order to obtain oil was a bad idea

Every single bird in this photo is alive.

Almost every single other lesbian I've recommended Pluribus to has said 1) I love it, and 2) when is Hollywood going to stop with the problematic depiction of wolf behavior? Never change, ladies.

Trump spent Christmas carrying out unsanctioned attacks on Nigeria to distract from the deluge of evidence that he's a violent hebephile, so for the love of God can people stop calling this man a Christian?

I can't wait to have a normal fucking president again

The tides are changing

If you're wondering what that sound is, it's every lesbian in America's head exploding after watching this week's #Pluribus

These motherfuckers are really trying to "fake news" math.

This feels like an Onion article www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

Trump's inability to call a brutal murder a tragedy because the victim said mean things about him is yet another indicator that this man is not well and should not be leading our country.

Rand Paul and MTG seem like the sane members of the Republican party right now. We are living in the upside down.

We will see effects in 2 weeks

There's no fucking way that no one on his entire team noticed this. It would've taken them 30 seconds to reprint a name tag. I don't see how this is anything other than a dog whistle.

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women". Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

Have you been too busy your entire life to read Common Article 3 of the Geneva Conventions?

I honestly can't tell if he's trolling at this point, or this is just Exhibit Q of his dementia.

Having lived in Utah for 8 years, I am 1000% certain that as soon as Hamilton is available to be performed by high schools, some school in Utah will perform an all-white version of it with 0 self-awareness of why that's problematic. playbill.com/article/hami...

South Park puts out an episode about Trump fucking JD Vance. Then the Epstein files say, "hold my Bubba."

OK but if emails take down Trump, and a blow job finally ruins Clinton, it definitely proves God is a really funny woman right

Masked people in the street are bad - unless they carry guns. #MAGAhypocrisy

"We've also heard Lucy has promised not to pull the football when Charlie Brown tries to kick it this time."

Also, hear me out - we bring back the drinking bleach idea?

Trump has played golf nearly 1 out of 3 days in his second term so far, but criticized Barack Obama for playing golf about 37 times in his first year. #MAGAhypocrisy

Nancy Mace's support for the police has been a defining characteristic of her political personality, and then she has a near breakdown at cops because they were late to walk her to her gate at the airport, like a true woman of the people. #MagaHypocrisy

Because it's too much to call out in one post, I've decided to start posting one example a day of #MAGAhypocrisy. For today, Republicans rail all the time about the evils of communism and socialism and then call it immoral for air traffic controllers to refuse to work if they're not getting paid.

I think they're called subpoenas

I have ADHD and a dentist appointment at 2pm, and you know what that means! I've been spending all morning "busy" thinking about going to the dentist, before I inevitably arrive late because I decided my toilet needed cleaning around 1:30. Neurodivergence is a hoot.

Healthcare professional here. No. Fucking hell no.

Imagine giving 40 years of your life to the US military just to have a frat boy Fox News host tell you to go to war with us citizens and rant at you about how you need to work out more.

The most unrealistic thing about the show Manifest is not that a plane load of people took off in 2013 and landed in 2018, but the fact that not one character at any point after that asks, "Wait, I'm sorry, *who* is president?!?"

Well that sounds sustainable 🙄

Trump: What's this word? Advisor: Acetaminophen T: What's that? A: It's the active ingredient in Tylenol. T: Why can't I just say Tylenol? A: Because that's a brand. Acetaminophen is the actual drug name. Do you wanna practice saying it before your press conference? T: Nah, I got this.