If the world feels a little lighter today, it's cuz Donald Trump is out of the fucking country

I can't believe we live in a time where something like this is normalized. We'll forget about it next week, when he posts his next unhinged thing. It's depressing and utterly predictable at this point.

All I ask is if Bob Woodward has a tape of him saying otherwise, can we not wait for the book this time?

Something tells me Amazon won't be interested in the #DevilWearsPrada2 streaming rights. And it'll be Benji Barnes' - erhm, I mean Jeff Besos' - loss. #iykyk

The thing is, Rubio is a lot of things, but he's not an idiot. This isn't a lack of irony or self awareness. He knows what he's saying. This is trolling. It's a big fuck you to anyone who dare criticizes Dear Leader.

Same energy:

The Montreal Cognitive Assessment has added a new question to test for early signs of mental impairment.

Kudos to Nora O'Donnell's pushback to POTUS about the manifesto but what about the number of times she let him rant unchecked about utter nonsense (i.e., "there's more political violence on the left" or "transgender for everyone")? I wish reporters were more afraid of fascism than losing their jobs

Trump in his post-shooting press conference said the Secret Service "looked like Matt Dillon" with their response. Either his jello brain meant Matt Damon or he just unleashed a sick burn on the Secret Service.

If you think acts of violence should lead to restrictions on the 1st amendment, you're off by an amendment.

Ok, so how long before Trump blames a staffer for the Dr. Jesus post?

Mike Johnson may not have joined the abortion rights movement, but he sure is making a good case for them

Someone get the Narcan!

The Oscars always make me feel two things simultaneously: 1) Movies are one of the greatest art forms we have 2) This is super, super silly

Trump only cares about superlatives, not any of the issues he purports to stand for. He wants to be known as "the most decorated president in history," so he makes people bring him fake prizes whenever he supports a group.

"... And while our nominee can't seem to keep Iraq and Iran straight, I'm sure he'll be super cool with our black and brown voters."

But this is not a war, so despite being at war with Iran for 80 years, we are now not at war, so president trump has ended another war! 🙄

So now we all have to just pretend like Markwayne is a normal name?

"Our country rules, but also, everything is broken" is basically the motto of the trump administration.

The definition of "politically correct" has become so broad and ambiguous that it now apparently means "constitutional"

Dear Republicans, You need an ID for some stuff, but not for all stuff. Hope this helps.

I know the bar is low, but he looks like shit.

You love to see a SC ruling where the 3 dissenters who lose are the 3 worst ones...

How I flirt.

This is the kind of thing that requires a judge's ruling in 2026

I swear, the world could be on fire, and The Daily would release an episode called something like, "The real reason dogs love peanut butter"

"Why would he be armed if he wasn't looking for trouble?" is a wild argument coming from the people who made Kyle Rittenhouse a fucking hero.

How much clearer can it be than when the language of the "Secretary of War" implies a battle between the federal government of the United States and one of those states?

Preemptively nauseated by whatever the fuck Karoline Leavitt is going to do to spin this.

Every Republican line of questioning in this Special Council hearing: - Mr. Smith, isn't it true that liars say what? - What? - Let the record show that the witness, by his own account, is a liar. - Congressman, I... - RECLAIMING MY TIME!

The Trump administration's most powerful weapon in their arsenal is nihilism.

This man has survived a fast food diet, an assassination attempt, and an inflight electrical issue. He truly is the cockroach of presidents.

Gen Alpha lingo makes me very grateful I never had kids because if a child that I pushed out of my vaginal canal and spent 25% of my yearly income on for 15 years ever called me "bro," I would drown him in the tub.

Look, I know you think this worked when you said it about pro Palestinian protestors, but "don't shoot people in the face" is a little easier to wrap your head around.

Are you... are you gonna jump?

Praise Gavin Newsom all you want for his trolling of Donald Trump, but buyer beware. This guy could turn out to be the President Coin of the DNC.

Jesse Watters, please do get fucked

An overused emergent healthcare system makes healthcare more expensive for everyone, you fucking toad.

While the Bush administration said they would declare war on Iraq without congressional approval, many in Congress did approve because we were in a state of post 9/11 panic. In hindsight, most agree that starting an endless war w/ a nation that didn't attack us in order to obtain oil was a bad idea

Every single bird in this photo is alive.

Almost every single other lesbian I've recommended Pluribus to has said 1) I love it, and 2) when is Hollywood going to stop with the problematic depiction of wolf behavior? Never change, ladies.

Trump spent Christmas carrying out unsanctioned attacks on Nigeria to distract from the deluge of evidence that he's a violent hebephile, so for the love of God can people stop calling this man a Christian?

I can't wait to have a normal fucking president again

The tides are changing

If you're wondering what that sound is, it's every lesbian in America's head exploding after watching this week's #Pluribus

These motherfuckers are really trying to "fake news" math.

This feels like an Onion article www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

Trump's inability to call a brutal murder a tragedy because the victim said mean things about him is yet another indicator that this man is not well and should not be leading our country.

Rand Paul and MTG seem like the sane members of the Republican party right now. We are living in the upside down.

We will see effects in 2 weeks