I think they're called subpoenas

I have ADHD and a dentist appointment at 2pm, and you know what that means! I've been spending all morning "busy" thinking about going to the dentist, before I inevitably arrive late because I decided my toilet needed cleaning around 1:30. Neurodivergence is a hoot.

Healthcare professional here. No. Fucking hell no.

Imagine giving 40 years of your life to the US military just to have a frat boy Fox News host tell you to go to war with us citizens and rant at you about how you need to work out more.

The most unrealistic thing about the show Manifest is not that a plane load of people took off in 2013 and landed in 2018, but the fact that not one character at any point after that asks, "Wait, I'm sorry, *who* is president?!?"

Well that sounds sustainable 🙄

Trump: What's this word? Advisor: Acetaminophen T: What's that? A: It's the active ingredient in Tylenol. T: Why can't I just say Tylenol? A: Because that's a brand. Acetaminophen is the actual drug name. Do you wanna practice saying it before your press conference? T: Nah, I got this.

Mike Pence about as riled up as that time he saw a female minister.

Live your life in a way so that when you die, people won't be accused of disrespecting your memory by quoting you.

The flippant nature at which Kilmeade delivers this line is horrifying. Also, I recognize this isn't the point, but the quantifier of "involuntary" is so weird - wtf would voluntary lethal injection look like?

“Hate multiplies hate, violence multiplies violence, and toughness multiplies toughness in a descending spiral of destruction. The chain reaction of evil — hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars — must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.” - MLK

How dare you try and out trick place the Irish! 😅☘️

The reason Americans can feel some semblance of hope right now when comparisons between Hitler and Trump are made is that Hitler was a vegetarian in his 50s who enjoyed walking and swimming, whereas Trump is a 79yo man who eats fast food every day and believes exercise drains the body like a battery

Mobile phones are not a luxury item. They are necessary to work and live in America. This narrative is too naive to be read in good faith and essentially boils down to "I don't want immigrants to have anything nice."

We don't want people in this administration who treat people with the minimum amount of respect.

You can't make excuses about how the problem is the people who kill people when you are doing jack shit to keep those people from having guns.

The party that wants to gut Medicaid, voted against the Build Back Better Act, and claims "guns don't kill people, people do" while voting against every effort to expand mental healthcare and prevent those people from having guns doesn't get to cry about the "crazy people yelling in the streets."

Pete Hegseth is trying so hard not to look drunk.

This has the potential to backfire bigtime. You're trusting Trump's base to recognize satire and self-reflect accordingly. If you want to "fight fire with fire" when it comes to adding congressional seats, fine. But trying to out-troll the world's most unhinged troll seems like a losing strategy.

I mean, why start now?

I'm 40 years old, and if you told me today that my dad did this shit when I was 2, I would still be fucking livid.

Protect women's sports though, yeah?

If it truly is the people that kill people and not the guns, then why do conservatives want to get rid of the resources to make sure those people don't have guns? Explain it to me like I'm 5.

In 2018, Utah voted yes on a prop creating an independent redistricting commission, which was then gutted by the state leg. Last year, the Utah SC ruled that the voters’ initiative can't be overturned. State lawmakers have proposed an amendment allowing them to override voter-approved initiatives,

The Book of Mormon may go down as the most consequential musical of all time, in that it made Parker and Stone more money than they know what to do with, and now they couldn't give a single fuck as to how much money they make, taking away Trump's one and only bargaining chip against the media.

Ghislaine Maxwell is a monster. Multiple victims have said that not only is Maxwell a sexual predator herself, but she used the victims' trust that another woman would look out for them, making them easier to exploit. Anyone claiming that she is one of Epstein's victims can get fucked.

There is a trend in neo-progressivism to hold liberal politicians to an unrealistic standard of meeting your opinion on every single issue with every single statement, without misspeaking or saying anything that can possibly be taken out of context.

"You know who's mad about this? The Indians!" Yeah, dude. That's how bigotry works. The people who you're being bigoted against are gonna be the most "mad." Get fucked, you unapologetic racist.

If this were true, he'd name the states.

Jesse Waters says such dumb shit on his show that it makes me think he may actually be a secret liberal, who's just trying to give Jessica Tarlov a platform.

How in the world does this animal exist at the same time as the smart phone?

Hahahaha yes, good move with this comparison, #Trump - because whenever people talk about the LAPD in the white bronco chase, it's famously about how competent they were.

These "protect women's sports" guys really do enjoy shitting on women for being bad at sports.

It's weird to me that Mike Johnson would be so quick to defend pedophiles, when he looks so much like an 8 year old boy who wished to be big.

I beg to differ.

Everyone knows you're not truly a baseball fan if you don't throw your hat on the ground and say "whatever I don't care about baseball anyway" a minimum of 3x per season.

Trump apparently starts every day by asking himself "what would a cartoon racist do?"

Victoria Coates of the heritage foundation, who oversees the so-called anti-antisemitism plan "project Esther," stated that it was named after a woman in the Torah - because their support of Jewish people can't even go so far as a Google search asking "what is the Torah?"

"It was the hyenas. Those revolting scavengers made me do it. I was planning on killing them all!" Didn't work out for Scar either...

So, to recap: 1. Release the Epstein list! Biden is covering it up! 2. If Trump wins, he will release the Epstein list. 3. The Epstein list is on my desk and ready for review. 4. There is no Epstein list. 5. There is an Epstein list, but it's a total hoax manufactured by Hilary and James Comey.

There are less than 2 million farms in America and last year, about 1% filed a federal estate tax return.

Katie Britt is apparently worried about Scar Jo's job security

Jon Fetterman is like a pitbull. In that he may seem scary, but really, you give him a treat and a belly rub, and he'll probably just take a nap.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

We're at the point where I feel like it's healthy to doubt the word of anyone affiliated with the US govt, particularly this administration. www.cnbc.com/2025/06/22/s...

This right here is and has always been what Pride month is all about. It's a rebellion, a mass acceptance of others, and a show of unity.

MAHA www.fox13now.com/news/local-n...