You should be tracing the vein with your tongue

The Cock Destroyers let me off with just a warning this time Happy #FCF

As you can see, I'm very excited to see my boyfriend @callmejoe.bsky.social this #FCF

You need a nerdy boy who can teach you about plants #goonsky #pornsky #porn #goon #gooner

would much rather be spending my monday in bed... care to join me?

What are you waiting for? It's not gonna hump itself.

Needed to put this deep in a good sub boy.

Happy Friday! Now give it a kiss 😌

initially intended to post the cum video this is grabbed from but forgot... better late than never

💦💦💦💦

Bro, I'm already on my knees, just whip it out 😈. #TummyTuesday

daylight savings means I get much better lighting for being a slut on the internet #mcm

It's that of the week where I politely request a boy to suck oh my tits while I hold their head against my chest

i personally quite enjoy being weird and kinky as fuck

Feeling so thick today.

This should have been deep inside a good boy. #fcf #fatloadfriday

for #mcm @callmejoe.bsky.social and I working on getting him that third load #bb #jockstrap #bears

a snapshot of how my fcf is going

Happy #HumpDay! This boy is craving some attention 🥴. Who's gonna help me out? 👉🏻👈🏻

Repost if you'd let me paint your insides.

okay but what about my foot and balls

okay but what about my foot and balls

more of my 4 load hangout with @callmejoe.bsky.social humping 4 #humpday #thick #bb #uncut #nsfw #gaynsfw

Lazy Sunday... gonna come help me unwind?

Lazy Sunday... gonna come help me unwind?

I had a busy weekend and am still riding that high 😌

#MonochromeMonday, brought to you via the beautiful marks my baby left on me 🥰😍. #MCM #IRL

Soft reset on here. What does that mean? I'm glad you asked! Less face, more skin. ...that's about it ahaha

Metroid Prime 4. Was it a good game? Yes, overall I enjoyed it a lot... but it's not a Metroid game. It's a Zelda game in disguise. It misses the mark on the maze-like, non-linear complexity that I crave in metroidvanias. I'd still recommend, but it's a shame that it didn't truly scratch that itch.

#TummyTeusday #WideWednesday Combo Post 🤭, cus this new boy in my life makes me feel even sexier than before 🥵😍🥰

We as queers need to get more loud and aggressive just in general

Hello to all the people in my phone. Maybe I'll start using this more?? Who knows, we'll see in a week or two if that's a lie 😅

DMs on here now? Uh oh

as much as I miss twitter for following news events, X's unreliability regarding how it pushes forward voices that don't have credibility or authority on said matters has destroyed it as being something to depend on, when all social media has a baseline problem of false information to begin with

"this would fix me" but it's somebody's dad breeding me

I knew I liked Reese's for a reason

the Kate Bush Running Up That Hill interview absolutely murders me

Currently drowning in responsibilities, so of course the natural response is to waterboard myself with social obligations. Right?? .....right?

Found out Splatoon has a thing on google heh Obligatory penis 🤓

it's been long enough for me to admit publicly that when i left Gizmodo in 2022 I changed my Slack username to "S1ackbot" and the G/O Media failed to detect or delete it for months

Hi! It's been a minute since I've been the most active on here, hasn't it? Probably won't change the most (you're always welcome to say hi in DMs) but I may poke around a bit more now and then ☺️

It's both lovely to be busy again and quite annoying to be busy again

Spotify wrapped always exposes the chaotic way I listen to music.... the genre split, the top artists the top songs.... they NEVER fully line up ahahaha

We are all just sims in gods ladderless pool

he's so large it's silly

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Sleeping in the winter is a fun game of roulette. When I wake up in the dark, is it 4am or 7am?? Today was unfortunately the former 😔