I fucking hate that I have wagey-brain. Just figured out how to use Power Automate, a piece of software I have never given a single shit about my entire life, and people are telling me how thankful they are that I’m coding automations and it’s fulfilling me. This shit sucks.

to be more accurate, this should play in theaters in vertical mode with one-word captions flying into the middle of the screen for the entire runtime

I think it’s really fucking annoying that the Cracker Barrel rebrand got adopted by the dumbest people ever. There’s something to be said about the personality being removed from all branding across society without it being a right wing culture war point.

Sorry but this is crazy

I love a light roast coffee, this shit so smooth it got me curling my toes hnnnnggggmmgg

Training hard so I can make more poop jokes online

Zincmaxxing starts this weekend. I’ll let y’all know how big my cums get.

I like constantly bragging to people that I don’t get annoyed by Discord pings like everyone else does.

Big ol’ yapathon later today: -The NAWCQ Tistina saga -Talking about Yugioh’s current state of fatigue -Little locals recap/deck profile for no non-engine monarch -Defending my take on Kitkallos Thanks for your patience in me getting back to stream! See you in a bit!

New job is super emphatic about taking an hour for balance (good), so I have time to get back in the gym again. Day 2 this week. Arms and Back. -5 minutes of sprinting -3x12 LatPulls: 180lbs -3x12 CableRows: 120lbs (need to go higher next week) -3x14 Preacher Curls: 100lbs

20/20 vision? Pff, my peripheral vision is 💯/💯 i was staring at my phone 📱 this whole 3 hr drive ✨🤣

She sleeping while i hold her paw

Im gonna post something really cynical, sorry about being a downer, just need to get this out of my head- The No Kings protest is awesome, it’s great to see everyone making their voices heard, but like…so what? I guess? Everyone is gonna go back to work on Monday, companies will operate as normal.

Every second the Dems aren’t ravenously backing this man and following his lead on messaging is another second of abject failure.

Duuuude democrats are opening a taco truck!!! Lol thats sooooooo epic !!! Wish real life was reddit so I could give the dems some heckin’ updoots! Well meme’d my good theater kids. You won the internet today. I hope you all go to hell!

Saw the stupidest King of the Hill clip ever and this frame is frying me. How did they animate “it’s not even 9am yet” so perfectly

Gonna get back to posting on here more.

Im back in the gym now so im gonna keep getting way hotter. And I look like this already so, idk, is that even allowed?

Took a nice break from the gym for the first part of this year. Wanted to let my body relax after years of consistent workouts. Happy to say that I’m back and I’ve still got it.

Realizing I’m in a “dream come true” kind of moment where people are making fan edits of the entertainment media I’m a part of, and of course it’s an edit of me singing about dicks. youtu.be/kRSmj6G8LHA?...

The way we treat the homeless in this country makes me incandescent with rage. We’re a society based on nothing but violence and retribution.

Something i’ve always found fascinating is the use of passive voice in news media. I never really took notics of it until my early 20s, but now it’s all I see. Was a big part of my radicalization.

Bout to show up to the function with a suspiciously magnetic tummy.

EVERYONE! LEND ME YOUR ENERGY!!!

Yo so if the Supreme Court rules that the president needs to return someone wrongfully deported, and the president just says, “no”, what’s the plan? Like, that’s just it? Checks and balances are a farce then, right?

Notorious thing that people suffering love to hear!

I am super happy to contribute to this campaign. I have used Kat’s video “How Kamala Harris Can win…” as a catalyst to discuss the changes needed in the Democratic party for what feels like once a week after the last presidential election. If you want the Democratic party to change, donate.

Interesting question- How come these types of interviews are held with the politicians in the party that needs change, and not the voter base of that party becoming increasingly disaffected? Sure would be super nice to, as a voter, offer my perspective on what I want to see from Dems!

These videos of Republican politicians getting yelled at and boo’d by constituents are great, cathartic for sure, but the joy tends to wash away when you remember there’s no one in power who will act upon that rage and fight these people.

Tip for guys: It’s right there.

A society of festering workers cannot flourish, just as a man with rotten toes cannot skip

The majority of my despair and doomposting comes from how just fucking stupid everything is. Government leaders doing crypto scams, renaming bodies of water to trigger the libs, defending nazi salutes because “maybe it’s his autism”- like idk man living in unprecedented times is actually stupid?

what if you meet your soulmate and they killed you with a gun 🤔🤔😳

Update: Will Stancil is still shit and there’s no point in giving shitlibs an olive branch, I guess! Who knew.

Hollywood needs to KEEP pumping out nostalgia remakes of children’s media, but they just gotta get better at making it relevant for the times. Like instead of James and the Giant Peach it could be Hawk and the Giant Tuah.

This is a call to action ‼️🗣️ Go to every discord server you are in, ping the server owner and say hawk tuah

Hawk Tuah

Can someone explain this to me. Why are we doing epic bacon posting to pander to the most shittiest shitlibs. Genuinely im probably behind the times on this but what is happening here

Isn’t it insanely funny how Trump got away with all of it? Like no repercussions at all for the laundry list of things he was supposed to not be able to do, and there’s just no body anywhere with the power to stop him. It’s comincal seeing the vernier of the “importance of check/balances” crumbling.

100 likes and I’ll recreate this photo

Which Mimighoul got the biggest cock

Hey everyone, do you think drowning myself in work and content and turning my hobby into a second job as a form of escapism will ever stop working? Sure hope not!

Drank a Celsius with my egg salad sandwhich bro i am FARTIN’ bro i got a power plant inside me bro i am the reactor

Am I being “that friend that’s too woke” when I say I dont like jokes about southern states not being able to handle cold weather? Like man they weren’t supposed to deal with hellish Winters, erratic weather patterns aren’t their fault.

Imagine no possessions…brought to you by Kia!!!

They gotta stop letting me cook. Playing Flame Swordsman and more Primite brews. Having a blast. Join the fun :) twitch.tv/PeepsYGO

Hot Toddy

Alright posting one more. Drink up.

The first piss after 4 beers is like seeing a glimpse of heaven