Bayonetta is so peak because she does not need to be doing allat and she still does

Heyyyy everyone! Honored to be part of the TADC cast as Queenie! Thanks so much to @gooseworx.bsky.social and @glitchprod.com for trusting me with her! I’ve yet to watch the latest episode, but I’m so glad to be reading all the nice things y’all have been saying about my performance. ❤️

NYT Connections be like “Words that might maybe look seductive if you had 10 glasses of wine”

I’m gonna sound ABSOLUTELY crazy but these give the same vibe

"This car has amazing mileage, and great customer reviews-" "Cargo room?" "Uh, yes, car go vroom"

This is what the LIBERAL woke MINDFIRUS!!! Does to you

Is that a wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

WAS THAT THE SIEGE OF ‘87??

Why the FUCK did the Olympics use ai

Google got his name wrong, it’s Lang Lang, he’s Chinese

Why is Bad Bunny just a Bunny No bad

How Wordle felt with that last one

Charlie Charlie Kirkocet

Nonbinary people when it’s called tHEy tHEm and not tTHEYy tTHEMm:

“It was self defense!” cries the ICE agent after spending 3 seconds getting his gun instead of simply walking away

Karl Marx more like Karl Barx because I’m because I’m barking at him because he’s… hot I’m new to this comedy thing

Who up watching the Will Venton Christmas special this month

Spongerobert large man pantaloons adequate

There could be 100 MMs and only 1 WW, but you can only kiss it on the lips

You’re telling me the show’s got meth AND phetamines?

What are we gonna do with this money, we’re MILES away from a teller …

Monster House is one of the best movies to grace this planet and I mean that seriously

the halloween fandom is dying, repost if youre a true weener

Happy All Hallows Eve

Y’all ever on Instagram reels and it decides to flash through every reel in the timeline for a split second before going back to your regularly scheduled program

A trans gay black woman just hit me in the face and said I wasn’t gay and black enough, and I said “I’m not afraid of you!” and everybody clapped as I summoned the gods of anime to blast her into space

At a protest right now : )

People call trans people “attention seekers” right? I was just thinking like. How does that justify the things people are doing? 😭 If you see an attention seeker (who isn’t hurting anyone mind you) is your first thought to hurt them and despise their existence? If so, you’re already kind of wrong

I just know people are gonna be downbad for that mom 😭 youtu.be/rsufGY5I8jA?...

Oh yeah my channel’s back! (Still fuck YouTube though)

I am OUTRAGED that Netflix has a kids show with a “nonbinary” cow. Back in my day, we had normal looking cows (boys) and cows with a tiny waist, a big long ponytail, lipstick, blush, eyelashes, a big bow in its hair and two hoop earrings (girls). Why do they keep forcing this gender stuff on us?

People are talking about Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air because of “remarks” about Charlie Kirk, but if you watch the clip where he mentions Kirk, HE DOESN’T EVEN CRITICIZE HIM He only criticizes Trump for not grieving more over a supposed “close friend” Trump criticism is the problem now

So… fuck YouTube I guess My channel (that I’ve had for over 3 years) got deleted for “repeated violation of spam, deceptive practices, and scam policies” despite that being. You know. Fucking bullshit

I don’t understand how people see criticism about Charlie Kirk from like weeks ago and think it “aged poorly” It just feels so weird Someone dies and now we have to pretend like they were always a good person?? When someone I don’t like dies I don’t go “good riddance” but I’m not gonna praise them

24 years ago today marked a very important day in history… the day Mink Car by They Might Be Giants was released Never forget

PLEASE someone who can draw, just draw Larry being held by blind lemon Lincoln and being handed to Dr. House or whatever his name is

Daisy Bell has been stuck in my head for what feels like centuries

I just realized sports mascots are literally just furries

my characterrrrr

Fym before they’re gone What the fuck are you gonna do with my feet

watched WOKE man today Love when he said “I’M WOKE!!” And woked all over the nonwoke bald billionaire who isn’t woke

Our vet posts pics of their patients on their socials. Sweetie Bear may not have been quite ready for his close-up.

Hear me out: Clorox cops. “Tough on countertops, tougher on crime”

Was just part of a collab #VeggieTalesArt #FanArt youtu.be/gTZMJEkZds8?...

My shot for the biscuit collab: youtu.be/gpGnxWnBPIU?...

Check out this collab I was a part of!It is beautiful in every way!! Like unbelievably beautiful, these are some very talented people youtu.be/fcK1x6ANzJo?...