RFK Jr: Hey everybody, I just got back from Australia, did I miss anything?

Resist

“For everyone that’s been asking, ‘Where are the Democrats?’ -- well, here they are,” said U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett of Texas, one of several Democrats who could be ousted under her state’s new maps. “For everyone who’s been asking, ‘Where is the fight?’ – well, here it is.”

Catchy

You know what would actually reduce crime and homelessness? Universal healthcare, free education, affordable housing and a basic living wage. When people have their most basic needs met, they have happier and healthier lives. Those hoarding the wealth don’t want to give us those things.

Whatever it takes

The hero we needed

Gotta keep the lizard overlords happy

Trump insisted there is no client list but demanded the return of the young women Epstein stole from him

It's always in the last place you look

Agreed

Another Mangione with one hugely popular hit

He shouldn't have threatened to release the Epstein files

Old man dreams that client list grew wings and flew away

This is just magnificent. Absolutely perfect. @thedailyshow.com

I can't wait

Mind if we have some of your tasty client list?

Rub two Big Macs on it and you'll be fine

And his personal hygiene is beyond reproach

Disgusting

Somebody get Trump one of these hoods, it'll help cover up his face

This is the excuse MAGA needs to break with Trump - now they can pretend it was for this horrible thing alone and not also all the other horrible things he did. And then they are blameless and are heroes. As long as they turn on him. Whatever they need to tell themselves if it gets the job done.

Let's keep posting stuff like this until his own people kick him out of office, Jan. 6 style

It couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole

Wow, this sort of thing has been going on since April 24

A League Of Getting Owned

And while we're asking for things, no AI

Yes please

Break them out of the cult and deprogram them

No tax on tips, brought to you by the same people who come in on church after Sunday, leave you $5 on a $100 tab, and make a big deal out of it like they just bought you a convertible. "This is for you, little lady!"

Like Bernie, many of us now have a case of Resting Resistance Face

Vote them out!

That's the worst part: when the budget bill wreaks havoc in the red states they're still not going to turn on Trump, they'll just blame Democrats/liberals. MAGA people are in a cult and are lost to us, we have to concentrate on those who didn't vote.

It enrages me that so many in the mainstream media continue to call it the big, beautiful bill. Just because the liar-in-chief says it doesn't mean you have to repeat it. The Associated Press got it right, they simply call it the budget bill.

Big Bird > Orange Turd

If he'd threatened some brown people I would have been totally fooled

Someone said Democrats may have discovered a formula for winning elections. Yes, as it turns out, telling people who are having trouble affording food and shelter you'll help them afford food and shelter is a winning strategy. So much better than "the stock market is up, what's your problem?"

You mean we can't just eat them? Oh my God, I took so many cooking classes!

It also expressly forbids slathering ketchup on a burnt steak

Man who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing lashes out

They're frauds until and unless they show a warrant

Thank you for your attention to this moron

I care a lot more about defeating Trump's Big, Disgusting Bill than I do about two countries full of lunatics trying to kill each other