Just sittin up there lookin stupid

Rewatching Twilight always pisses me off cuz why would Bella give up Jacob to willingly go through all that?

The cheapest flight to see my family for thanksgiving is $1500 basic economy….

Bouta start selling feet pics on here since we aren’t getting paid 😂😂😂

Life update for the TL. Last night was a blast 😝

Why is Wordle bugging rn? I just wanna keep my streak 😭

Reskeeting this so people can block the white house and move on

Whoever invented styes can go to hell 😭😭😭

The one time I finally do a silk press and all of a sudden it wants to rain? Bruh….

Chile I done messed up and opened one of the bags of Halloween candy that I was gonna pass out

I wouldn’t be as pissed if they’d just left a note or something but they couldn’t even have the decency to do that!

Somebody once again hit my fucking car while I was at work. And of course my cameras only caught the sound, no actual video. I hate it here

Haven’t been in the mood to do full/new moon rituals in so long but at least I journaled and got my moon water 😕

To the people hopping in TikTok lives to intentionally spoil the winners #LoveIslandGames

My Eagles lost and I’m cramping. Happy full moon eve to me 🙄

What’s tea for next week?? 👀👀 Like/Reskeet. (I work from my likes first) In the bio is a link for your cards to be sent to you and interpreted if you do not want them on the timeline…you can also book readings and tip there Tips are accepted but not required… 💛💫

This is for everyone Black on Bluesky who has had them crashing the timeline for “debate”. Looking at y’all @johnathanperk.bsky.social and @talibkweli.bsky.social

One of yall send me a turkey leg please 😭

I’m trying to get through one episode of the Office and I genuinely don’t see how this is funnier than Abbot Elementary? It’s so dry 😕

Not only did they sell TikTok to a Zio org, now they’re going to tax the hell out of creators. Way to go everyone 🙄

Kamala lost. What the fuck y’all want her to do? I’m genuinely asking?

Y’all couldn’t pay me to get back on that shitshow

Gettting food poisoned on my birthday was not how this was supposed to go but here we are 😭😭😭

NEW: The Pentagon told journalists it will require them to pledge they won’t gather any information — even unclassified — that hasn’t been expressly authorized for release, and will revoke the press credentials of those who do not obey. @washingtonpost.com

The big 33 and all I wanna do is nap. Been traveling so much 😭

Can yall imagine how much progress would’ve been made with Kamala as president? I genuinely can’t believe people chose to vote anyone but her

Congrats to Taemin though. Big deal for the kpop girlies

That Coachella lineup is so ass

Imagine idolizing someone that preaches “empathy is woke, simp behavior” then turning around and being upset when other people *checks notes* don’t show them any empathy

That part

Austin literally has half a brain cell. How does he even function in society? #loveislandusa

O and Chelley wacking these mfs last and right. As they should 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #loveislandusa

The apology needs to be as loud as the disrespect, Huda 🙄 #loveislandusa

2 hour reunion. Praise gawd 😂😭 #loveislandusa

No Sleep Gang 😞

Need a small loan of $100k. Nothing major 🙂

I transferred from Los Angeles, Your school has no gymnastics team, This IS a last resort

If this season 7 cast of Love Island has taught me anything it’s that everybody definitions of what it means to be a friend is vastly different. Y’all just let folks slide with anything 😂😂😂

My heart aches for those in Hawaii though. They’re more than likely going to get hit the hardest

None of my neighbors or are leaving so I guess we’re good 🙂

I’m actually debating going to a hotel closer inland but also trying to hold out until pay day 😭

The fact nobody in my work group chat has mentioned evacuating is so…🫠

😞

How Kenny and Jana switched up literally within 24 hours??? Whatever he did must’ve been fucked up….

I want that new Ralph Lauren collection so bad 😭

Lmaooo 😭

It genuinely saddens me that we used to be able to get gas for a dollar and splurge off just $5

I needed this week off. Feels like a reward

Why don’t they just pull themselves up by their bootstraps like the rest of us?