Didn't get all of it

Here at @powerprolucha.bsky.social 🏅🏆🏅🏆🏅

Her name is Serena and this is the stupid petty hill I die on. If you weren't there, you wouldn't get it.

Inexplicably ran into @kimspirit.bsky.social in Nebraska..?

When your girlfriend calls you "too sweet" and you giggled and now you're explaining the entire history of the Kliq like

We don't give Powerline enough credit for just completely rolling with the fact that a random father-and-son duo interrupted his big concert mid-song.

March 29, 1987. Andre the Giant slams himself in front of 93,173 people.

Ka-BOOM

I had to be directly informed that I had a girlfriend

Oh man, two in one day? What are the odds?

Hulk Hogan has passed away due to cardiac arrest. I guess you could say it... came crashing down and it hurt inside.

Going through my old sketchbooks, you can see the exact moment puberty hit me like a truck.

Slowly coming to the realization that my value (and honestly, enjoyment) lies more in working on OTHER people's shows than running my own.

Poisynhawk stalking @powerprolucha.bsky.social from the rafters like Sting.

There's nothing like working on an ACTUAL wrestling show to make you realize how much of YOUR crap is exactly that: crap. 😭

I still can't believe he wrote this.

May today be better than yesterday 🙏

If Kenny Omega successfully repelled the Mongul Hordes, he'd be the Best Route Machine

Who the fuck is this and why is he on my Twitter feed? It's not labeled as an ad, and I am NOT following this loser

If you can't afford to run a show on a gate of zero dollars, you can't afford to run a show. Period.

Definitely not doodling at work on the taxpayers' dime like why would you even bring that up

There's... there's no MechaHitlers over here on the butterfly app, right?

GET RAX'D

My favorite part of show week is when the promoter tells everyone to email me their music and then no one emails me their music.

BANG.

SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG

Paris Sahara with a knee to @tatianawrestles.bsky.social at @indywrestling.us 💥💀

This show wanted to be Keaton Batman SO badly lmao.

What is the charge, eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

We’re just normal men

At some point you just graduate to cocaine.

. @catiev.bsky.social, General Keisel, and Jango at SWO 💥💀💥💀💥🩻

Oh man, I can't wait to see @weberhatfield.bsky.social vs Kangaskhan

I really need to stop following overseas wrestlers. There is almost* zero chance I'll ever get to book them or see them live. *Except that one time I flew a wrestler in from goddamn SWEDEN for a single show lmao. 🇸🇪✈️🇺🇸

How's everyone doing on this here butterfly app?

Riley Krowe and Journey Burke at Smashmaster Rassling 💥💀 🎥: 570 Experience

Incredible get for TK

#KylieAlexa at #WrestlingOpen @thegnomie.bsky.social

Anyone running in or near the DMV area on May 17?

I'm at that magic sweet spot of being old enough to wonder how much of my back ache is because I got hit by a fucking car, and how much is because I slept funny last night.

My 9-year-old niece: "Why is her butt cheeks out so much?" Kid has a future as an LFG coach. #WrestleMania

I think we as a country have gotten way too normalized and desensitized to the fact that THE MAN IS FUCKING ORANGE.

you're gonna wanna see this

Someone made an entire-ass burner account on YouTube just to shit on CFU matches. Thanks, "ZZZZZ," appreciate the engagement! The algorithm thanks you. ❤️🙏

CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT

This will never not be fucking hilarious.