Dig-dig-diggety, dig-diggety dog

Twitter DMs are so. Fucking. Broken.

Twitter down 🎉

"Pro wrestling is just theater in the round. Well, theater in the square, I guess."

I've said it before, I'll say it again, in fact I'll say it right now: If you can't afford to run a show on a gate of zero dollars, then you can't afford to run a show. Period. It's YOUR financial investment/risk, not the talent and crew's.

GIMME A HELL YEAH! 💀🍻🐍

"Here's to Devil's Night, my new favorite holiday!"

This week: spooky szn @lindsayraegun.bsky.social was live in #ShotziHOH! @yrechoheart.bsky.social watched Wario fight Scooby-Doo! @mayydayy86.bsky.social went Hollywood! Plus: C.M. Ayydayy? And let’s go Blue Jays! gritglitterpod.podbean.com/e/the-bitter...

Met an absolute LEGEND at Chiller Theatre yesterday! I absolutely, completely, and 100% fanboi'd out, but Hollywood could not POSSIBLY have been nicer or more awesome. 🥹 Bucket list item: ✅

Well damn, THEY ain't getting their venue deposit back. 😱💥🩻 @hollywoodglow.bsky.social vs @tyffanymillion.bsky.social, GLOW S4E26, January 1989

Just scraped 10.5 GB of stuff, containing 56,539 individual files, in order to capture and archive... 9 images with a total of less than 500k I have become THAT guy. IYKYK

Didn't get all of it

Here at @powerprolucha.bsky.social 🏅🏆🏅🏆🏅

Her name is Serena and this is the stupid petty hill I die on. If you weren't there, you wouldn't get it.

Inexplicably ran into @kimspirit.bsky.social in Nebraska..?

When your girlfriend calls you "too sweet" and you giggled and now you're explaining the entire history of the Kliq like

We don't give Powerline enough credit for just completely rolling with the fact that a random father-and-son duo interrupted his big concert mid-song.

March 29, 1987. Andre the Giant slams himself in front of 93,173 people.

Ka-BOOM

I had to be directly informed that I had a girlfriend

Oh man, two in one day? What are the odds?

Hulk Hogan has passed away due to cardiac arrest. I guess you could say it... came crashing down and it hurt inside.

Going through my old sketchbooks, you can see the exact moment puberty hit me like a truck.

Slowly coming to the realization that my value (and honestly, enjoyment) lies more in working on OTHER people's shows than running my own.

Poisynhawk stalking @powerprolucha.bsky.social from the rafters like Sting.

There's nothing like working on an ACTUAL wrestling show to make you realize how much of YOUR crap is exactly that: crap. 😭

I still can't believe he wrote this.

May today be better than yesterday 🙏

If Kenny Omega successfully repelled the Mongul Hordes, he'd be the Best Route Machine

Who the fuck is this and why is he on my Twitter feed? It's not labeled as an ad, and I am NOT following this loser

If you can't afford to run a show on a gate of zero dollars, you can't afford to run a show. Period.

Definitely not doodling at work on the taxpayers' dime like why would you even bring that up

There's... there's no MechaHitlers over here on the butterfly app, right?

GET RAX'D

My favorite part of show week is when the promoter tells everyone to email me their music and then no one emails me their music.

BANG.

SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG

Paris Sahara with a knee to @tatianawrestles.bsky.social at @indywrestling.us 💥💀

This show wanted to be Keaton Batman SO badly lmao.

What is the charge, eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

We’re just normal men

At some point you just graduate to cocaine.

. @catiev.bsky.social, General Keisel, and Jango at SWO 💥💀💥💀💥🩻

Oh man, I can't wait to see @weberhatfield.bsky.social vs Kangaskhan

I really need to stop following overseas wrestlers. There is almost* zero chance I'll ever get to book them or see them live. *Except that one time I flew a wrestler in from goddamn SWEDEN for a single show lmao. 🇸🇪✈️🇺🇸

How's everyone doing on this here butterfly app?