I was at a litfest today when someone told about they time they were working at another festival a while back when they got an advisory note from a certain celebrity kids’ author’s publisher that no young girls should be left alone with him. From. His Publisher!

Pre order the paperback copy of Alan with what….25% off! Madness. www.waterstones.com/book/alan-ki...

BBC news have started ending their breaking news alerts with a kiss.

I just found out that it was Bruce Willis’ character, Butch who keyed Vincent Vega’s car in Pulp Fiction.

Leave means leave

When the beat drops

Went to a comic workshop with @tommclaughlin.bsky.social yesterday and my 9 year old drew a comic inspired by the game Mole Mole by @adamatomic.bsky.social #comic #art #creative #videogame #molemole

Me when the kids are finally in bed.

Wordle 1,393 2/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,390 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 No yellows at all!

When you make her favourite dinner.

Nothing like watching 6 teachers all doing marking as you entertain their classes on an author visit. Thanks guys!

Narrowing down my outfit choice for today.

They do need a miracle.

The Government is siding with big tech over British creativity. Today is the FINAL chance to respond to their consultation on AI and copyright. Let's make sure creators' voices are heard. Guidance below 👇 #MakeItFair #PayTheCreator www.alcs.co.uk/news/your-ri...

Just taken a Polaroid at for a block flats. More as this storey develops.

Aw thank you Jenny :)

My new book - Alan, King of the Universe is out tomorrow. I spent today decorating the Exeter branch of Waterstones.

I’m off to paint a window in Waterstones. Let’s hope they’re expecting me and this doesn’t become a police matter again.

Cybertruck [X] Jazz [XX] The Archbishop of Canterbury ... is nothing safe? This weeks episode is available on all the pod platforms.

I can’t wait!

Come and see me drawing, talking and reading in a couple of weeks’ time at the @waterstoneskids.bsky.social festival! www.waterstones.com/category/cul...

Origin story

Soup for lunch

FYI the best way to dry a grain of rice is in a jar full of phones.

LISTEN UP, the final two episodes of Bravo Two Charlies are still on BBC Sounds, along with a special about the show, featuring ME (and some other people). GET SOME FUNNY www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...

Good choice!

Shesh the more I hear about this guy.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be on the internet.

He looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy.

Turning into a heck of a season for us. 🖤🤍

With love from me and the fam

Keep thinking about the mail room guy from Elf who says he’s 26.

Off to reheat my tea. More of this nonsense on my instagram account. www.instagram.com/_tommclaughl...

Craig Revel Horwood’s transformation into an occult bookshop owner in an Amicus portmanteau appears to be entering its imperial phase.

Colin Farrell's transformation into the penguin is remarkable

New Christmas movie tradition

Dartmoor today.

Watching Home Alone. Macaulay Culkin is a menace, credit card fraud, ABH, he belongs in jail.

when I see a Goodfellas pizza in the freezer I assume it's there because it betrayed the other pizzas

Loving Day of the Jackal.

I don’t what the world’s coming to, you can’t even trust the noble profession of hip-hip mogul.