He'll stop bombing so the oil can move, call the Iranians losers, and whine about how no-one has thanked him bringing peace. The press will sanewash it, and talk about his unique approach. And many people will grieve for their children and try to rebuild their broken lives. And for what?

How's the FIFA Peace Prize holder doing???

Trump/Farage Fan Club 'Yeah, let's bomb the hell out of Iran.' Sensible People 'But that may result in thousands of people from the Middle East seeking asylum in the UK.' Trump/Farage Fan Club - 'Oh.'

Is Matt Goodwin changing his name to Matt Disappointing Loss???

“It’s a cross between journalism and voodoo dolls.” Ian Hislop explains the Private Eye cover that predicted Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s arrest. ➡️ Watch the full episode of Page 94, the Private Eye podcast, on YouTube: youtu.be/pHNuqHyF5M0

I blame Meghan Markle.

Feeling pretty tired after a three week holiday. Let's hope I don't bump in to Nadhim Zahawi in the street!!

From my hotel room in Manchester, there an electronic billboard in a car park, and every 30 seconds, you can see money being burnt to promo a film no one wants to see, to placate an ego, 5,000 miles away. Must check out that new biscuit though.

After watching Bristol City & drinking alcohol all day, did Paul Lumber.... a) Go to bed to sleep it off b) Have a romantic takeaway with his partner or c) Climb a lamppost & hang up a flag???

Just to let you all know that today I've left my job at the NHS to join Reform UK. It's not about personal ambition but about the national interest 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Jenrick 'Britain on the Brink.' Brexit's going well then.

Has Nige offered to heat his stables???

How's the winner of FIFA's Peace Prize doing? Is he spreading love & unity throughout the world??

Just a thought. Will all the flag shaggers & roundabout painters be first in line to defend our country if war were to break out?

This is something that often puzzles me when speaking to racists.

Gas unbeaten in 2026 👊

I guess we'll never know if the 'Invisible Man' joins the rest of his family at their church thingy on Chistmas Day.

Waking up to the cricket score 😮‍💨... And then remembering that Rovers are playing tonight 😮‍💨😮‍💨

I'm Paul LUMBERjack & I'm ok I sleep all night & hang flags all day.......

Has Joey Barton started tweeting yet?

Has Trump sued the BBC yet???

Has Trump ended the war in Ukraine yet?

How lovely - Farage was a friendly racist in his youth & not a nasty racist. Bless.

Has the BBC been sued £5 billion yet?

Tommy Ten Names & Joey Barton in court this week. What a time to be alive!!

What is it about Zohran Mamdani & Sadiq Khan that Trump hates?? I wonder?

So sad to hear about Chris Swift. He liked all the good things in life - FC St Pauli, beer, Bristol Manor Farm, beer, The Fall, beer, The Wedding Present, more beer, oh & the Bristol Beer Factory. - Despised Racism, Farage & the Tories. A top bloke. RIP Swifty ❤️

I see Rovers players met young fans at the club shop today. Apparently, it was all over by 4!!

I wander what else drives Sarah Pochin 'mad'? - Getting a bus? - Being treated in hospital? - The head of policy at Reform UK?

A good evening's entertainment... Caerphilly 1 Russia 0 Mariella Frostrup 5 Nadine Dorries 0

I guess it's been a good day for the Lucy Connolly fan club.

I see flags sales went up in Bristol today.

“Mussolini didn’t begin with empire. He began with speeches about discipline and manliness, reshaping Italy’s institutions into props for his own cult of personality. And if that sounds distant, then look again because America is drowning in the same macho theater.” America is in trouble.

Waiting for him to say... 'It must have been a different Prince Andrew on that flight.'

Genuine question. Did any of the speakers at Charlie Kirk's memorial service call for gun law reforms?

Have they stopped painting roundabouts & putting up flags yet?

How nice to see Melania Trump winning Intervision.

Sacking one of Epstein's friends, whilst laying out the red carpet for another. Strange times.

The UK media.... People who arrive on small boats - 'men of fighting age.' People actually FIGHTING at Tommy Ten Names Rallies - NOT described as 'men of fighting age.'

A genuine question. Does the USA fly flags at half mast following mass shootings at their schools?

Flags & painted roundabouts everywhere, but at least @mrjamesob.bsky.social is back today. Phew!!!

Hi @tomrobinson.com it's a long journey from Bristol to our first ever Manchester Psych Fest for the Penneys. Looking forward to visiting Gorilla, the Deaf Institute etc xxx

Have they found anybody eating the dogs & cats yet?

9 years from Brexit to painting crosses on mini-roundabouts!!