@mrjamesob.bsky.social Unhinged headline???

Why is Elon Musk allowed to have a Trillion dollars? People are starving and need Dr's. How fucked up is The Human Race that we have given the rich this much power? What a sick and stupid species we are.

So did they Unite the Kingdom???

Has Tommy Ten Names returned to Spain yet?

How did the 'Divide the Kingdom' march go???

Happy thousands of bald English men, drinking cheap European lager, waving England flags, pissing everywhere & fighting our police in the name of patriotism day.

I fear the Unite the Kingdom march will do everything but Unite the Kingdom.

Woke up Checked Bank Account And NO £5m credit from a Thai crypto billionaire Ah well, maybe tomorrow

So ten years after Farage's disastrous Brexit project, the country will probably vote again for another of Farage's projects. What a strange country we've become.

Has Joey Barton tweeted lately??

If you return unwanted Reform local election leaflets to their party headquarters using their free post address, then it will cost the party £2.50 per envelope. Please don’t share this information; it could cost Nigel Farage a fortune.

Are Russia also going to block the Straits of Hormuz???

I'd just like to put on record that I've never been on Epstein's private jet or visited his private island. I didn't know him or Gislaine Maxwell.

BREAKING NEWS!!! Donald Trump awarded the first ever Eurovosion Song Contest Peace Prize.

He'll stop bombing so the oil can move, call the Iranians losers, and whine about how no-one has thanked him bringing peace. The press will sanewash it, and talk about his unique approach. And many people will grieve for their children and try to rebuild their broken lives. And for what?

How's the FIFA Peace Prize holder doing???

Trump/Farage Fan Club 'Yeah, let's bomb the hell out of Iran.' Sensible People 'But that may result in thousands of people from the Middle East seeking asylum in the UK.' Trump/Farage Fan Club - 'Oh.'

Is Matt Goodwin changing his name to Matt Disappointing Loss???

“It’s a cross between journalism and voodoo dolls.” Ian Hislop explains the Private Eye cover that predicted Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s arrest. ➡️ Watch the full episode of Page 94, the Private Eye podcast, on YouTube: youtu.be/pHNuqHyF5M0

I blame Meghan Markle.

Feeling pretty tired after a three week holiday. Let's hope I don't bump in to Nadhim Zahawi in the street!!

From my hotel room in Manchester, there an electronic billboard in a car park, and every 30 seconds, you can see money being burnt to promo a film no one wants to see, to placate an ego, 5,000 miles away. Must check out that new biscuit though.

After watching Bristol City & drinking alcohol all day, did Paul Lumber.... a) Go to bed to sleep it off b) Have a romantic takeaway with his partner or c) Climb a lamppost & hang up a flag???

Just to let you all know that today I've left my job at the NHS to join Reform UK. It's not about personal ambition but about the national interest 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Jenrick 'Britain on the Brink.' Brexit's going well then.

Has Nige offered to heat his stables???

How's the winner of FIFA's Peace Prize doing? Is he spreading love & unity throughout the world??

Just a thought. Will all the flag shaggers & roundabout painters be first in line to defend our country if war were to break out?

This is something that often puzzles me when speaking to racists.

Gas unbeaten in 2026 👊

I guess we'll never know if the 'Invisible Man' joins the rest of his family at their church thingy on Chistmas Day.

Waking up to the cricket score 😮‍💨... And then remembering that Rovers are playing tonight 😮‍💨😮‍💨

I'm Paul LUMBERjack & I'm ok I sleep all night & hang flags all day.......

Has Joey Barton started tweeting yet?

Has Trump sued the BBC yet???

Has Trump ended the war in Ukraine yet?

How lovely - Farage was a friendly racist in his youth & not a nasty racist. Bless.

Has the BBC been sued £5 billion yet?

Tommy Ten Names & Joey Barton in court this week. What a time to be alive!!

What is it about Zohran Mamdani & Sadiq Khan that Trump hates?? I wonder?

So sad to hear about Chris Swift. He liked all the good things in life - FC St Pauli, beer, Bristol Manor Farm, beer, The Fall, beer, The Wedding Present, more beer, oh & the Bristol Beer Factory. - Despised Racism, Farage & the Tories. A top bloke. RIP Swifty ❤️

I see Rovers players met young fans at the club shop today. Apparently, it was all over by 4!!

I wander what else drives Sarah Pochin 'mad'? - Getting a bus? - Being treated in hospital? - The head of policy at Reform UK?

A good evening's entertainment... Caerphilly 1 Russia 0 Mariella Frostrup 5 Nadine Dorries 0

I guess it's been a good day for the Lucy Connolly fan club.