It's Friday night baby

one day I will feel back to normal

why is it literally freezing outside

i will not tolerate plain goldfish slander

we as a society did not give enough attention to that bama rush documentary where the director randomly kept inserting herself into other people’s stories to talk about her alopecia for some reason

smoothie king discontinued green tea tango because they want me to become the joker

screaming, crying, throwing up

when i itch my bug bites it is Soothing and Healing, actually

Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.

Credit where it’s due, it takes some chutzpah for a dude working for Microsoft to cite Foucault in his argument that denigrating AI slop is “classist” and that saying “this looks like it was made by AI” is a slur.

It's officially plover chick season at Montrose Beach. 🐣 blockclubchicago.org/2025/06/22/3...

loooove to walk outside and experience the sensation of being trapped inside a hair dryer in a poorly ventilated bathroom

It's official! We are expecting! On behalf of Imani and Sea Rocket, we are excited to announce the first egg of an expected four-egg clutch was laid on the Montrose Beach Dunes shoreline the morning of Sunday, May 18, 2025. 📸: Jobi Petersen Cates (Sea Rocket, Montrose, Chicago, May 2025)

i’ll say it—there are too many kinds of pringles

BABE WAKE UP NEW LORDE JUST DROPPED

everybody say good morning chai

Canada goose looking for an entrance to the Apple Store

thinking about Her

you know what? sure

grad school life hack: get a boyfriend who will cook a big pot of minestrone soup and leave it in your fridge so you can eat it for dinner for the next 4 days

unfortunately i can’t stop thinking about these

fortunately i can’t scroll tiktok or instagram reels for too long because the sounds activate something in my cat’s tiny brain and her pupils get big and she tries to bite me

every day i am subjected to new whole body deodorant commercials, each more sinister than the last

i love how jewel osco bravely asks the question “what if a full-size grocery store only carried like three vegetarian frozen pizza options and none of them were good”

on the build-a-bear subreddit sorting by controversial

it’s soooooo unfair when you sample an unreasonably expensive skincare product and it works noticeably better than whatever you were using before

*deep breath* it’s giving………tuesday

i am perpetually in awe of tinashe