Oh my god these morons are thicker than a whale omelette. @yplac.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social

I originally thought it was an Openreach engineer given it's a telegraph pole. You are not supposed to put anything unauthorised on them. Hopefully they will catch the idiot that could have killed or seriously injured the guy. metro.co.uk/2025/09/23/w... #flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

Sheep botherers in all of the ways.

He's from Openreach. Nothing unauthorised should be attached to their poles. I've got a few local ones to report to them. youtube.com/watch?v=Yu-S... #flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

Loving the "oh fuck we painted a swastika box on the bus stop. Shitheads.

FLEG FELCHER! What a spectacle.

#flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

Dear fucking flag shaggers, this is vandalism not patriotism @flagwankers.bsky.social

Attempted ABH I'd imagine. Does speak volumes that these brain donors can't even employ gravity.

@flagwankers.bsky.social I've just remembered this on a local comedy show from many years ago. Just to give you an idea what peak flegs is like.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Let them spend their money. They put 'em up, we take 'em down and bin 'em.

Oh god, it's pathetic. Comfort yourself with the thought that some moron has parted with money for these... And they're all just bin fodder.

And he's stupid enough to video it and upload it. I'm going to have great fun reporting the ones on telegraph polls to Openreach. youtu.be/EYe5NPVnnKY?... #flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

Erection issues...

www.thepoke.com/2025/09/14/u... #UniteTheKingdom #FlagShaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

Good lord MY EYES

Here's an idea on how to deal with the flag shagger epidemic: Water pistol, SuperSoaker, etc, filled with ink. I think you get the idea. #flagshaggers #UniteTheKingdom @flagwankers.bsky.social

A poem by the very talented Mr Bilston who is definitely *not* a flag wanker. bsky.app/profile/bria...

Oh for pity's sake. Official wanker (otherwise known as a Reform UK ltd councillor. Twat.)

Fuck you and your fucking shitty stickers, you racist shitcunt.

Whitby. Not known for "the boats" landing. Fucking racist dickheads.

Flag wanker is dishonest grifter. Who could have seen that coming?

Boatsi McBoatsiface

Please someone make this happen! 🔼🤣 FAO @flagwankers.bsky.social @euflagmafia.bsky.social

Engalag... Eng. A. Lag. En...ga...lag? E....ngal....ag. Nope, no idea 🤷.

So. Much. Respect.

Fair. Entirely fair.

They're getting *good*. Straight lines and everything. Bless.

Give way to the right. No. Fuck that.

These idiots can't get anything fully up. Either that or they're flying at half mast for the collective brain death they're all suffering.

LAME!!! Also... COCK! #IYKYK

Who you trying to get crazy with mate? Don't you know I'm barny? To the one on the flamboyant temper Just toss that gammon in the frying pan Like jam get done when I come and slam Damn, I feel like the Son of Stella Don't make me wreck shit,innit Next get the chair got me going like Tommy Robinson

😂 m.youtube.com/watch?v=UNCR...

Good lord. Crossover with @remembrancewatch.bsky.social.

Look at it... LOOK AT IT!! IT'S BEAUTIFUL! Bloody palm trees, coming over here, shredding our flags...

🎶 As I walk through the valley of no teeth and bad breath I take a look at my life and realise my wife has left 'Cause I've been flaggin' and gammon so long that Farage looks good, because my mind is gone... Been spendin' most our lives, living in flag shagger's paradise...🎶

In the name of all that's unholy, there's a LOT to unpack here.

Wait, what?

Flag wanker has form SHOCKER.

ENGLANG!!! Jesus. Wept.

Outstanding work. More of this. #HopeNotHate

I wish they'd hurry up with that last one. #flagshaggers

shes wiv da angles now woching over r flags Not going to lie, typing that hurt a little.

Good lord. This is... Special

Yet here we are. Even the balaclavas look garbage 🙄

Expose them when their faces pop up

Yes, yes we do.