Hmmm... Low grade anxiety today. Can't clean the kitchen, but I did go at the air fryer's "crisper tray" with an ice pick to get every bit of baked on crud from every nook and cranny so it's absolutely spotless. On the down side, all that elbow grease is making my hand cramp up over a single plate.

There is no good reason for us to allow politicians over 70. Look at that drop off! They aren't representative of the majority of our country after 70. I'd gladly give up Bernie if it flushed all of the 70+ out of office. Make politics a young sport, and we promise to address elder concerns.

Resumed my speed run of Dark Shadows. So far we've done vampires, ghosts, witches, Frankenstein's monster, Bride of... as well, and now we're onto a werewolf plotline. It's so bad I have to see it through. Their acting make Shatner seem like a speedster. So many.... pauses every....... ....where.

Yes, air fryers are nice, but sometimes you just gotta put some oil in a pan at lunch and remind yourself what the genuine article tastes like. Of course, once you've got the oil on the stove already, it's just easier to fry dinner too at that point. I will not deep fry breakfast, tho —— probably.

Ya know when you live in Texas and you read an article about the worst places to live and you find out you're #2 only because Tennessee pulled ahead of you? I hate it when that happens. www.chron.com/news/article...

The American Capital Class Part 1/3

Amazon trying to sell me Prime again. I guess they're done providing me with free trials or a $2 first month or whatever. They funniest part is that the whole pitch is "Why pay $7 for shipping if you can pay me $15 for a subscription?" ooor, I can just move shipping from $7 on Fri to $0 on Sun.

I want a plugin that blocks any post that threepeats the headline. Link to article titled: I want a plugin that blocks any post that threepeats the headline. Below that the story's summary/teaser text: I want a plugin that blocks any post that threepeats the headline.

You know Mitch is dead because running out the clock on his getting replaced is just way too fucking "Mitch's dying wish." It's the whole "Can't confirm a Supreme Court Justice this close to an election!" bullshit. SWAT his house to do a wellness check.

Odd random thought. I frequently get roped in to be an extra when I'm working on set, but if I'm in the background on my laptop, I am genuinely working on footage for the movie you're watching while sitting in the background of a scene in the movie. I never really thought about that before. Meta.

Doom scrolling AliExpress. It's non-political. That's nice. I spot a patty press. I get intrigued by it enough to click. This looks like an upgrade from my current press. Bigger. Nah. It's the exact same model, but they use Lilliputian hand models to present everything in the pictures.

Got 4 of these hooked up today. No more musty potties. Now to find cheaper refill tablets....

Cleaned litter boxes. Pretty sure, rest of the day is shot.

It is really hard to know when the third celebrity death is over if they keep denying the first one! Show some class!

Is there a way to get my head to not make the Adam Sandler noises when I say the phrase "Sloppy Joe" in my head? It really lowers my enjoyment of my sandwich.

Is obstruction with the political secession a felony? Just want to make sure if his butt is room temperature, some asses need to be on the line.

Script idea. Politician wants ultimate power. Makes demon deal. Becomes president. Payment comes due—a corrupt politician's soul. President marks Senator for slow death. His wife consults with ancient Chinese occultists for solution. Returns home. Transfers curse. Heart ripps. Based on a true story

Why would an EMT sign an NDA? "Sign what? No." "But you have to!" "I'm not signing anyth... [thump] Wow. You just keep banded stacks of cash in the house, so you can be all dramatic, slamming it on the table like that? Don't you have Zelle?"

Steven Colbert has the chance to do the funniest thing ever by running for Graham's seat and voting to impeach Trump

Trump's official presidential portrait needs to be a canvas painted with Vantablack. Redacted.

how many dead gop senators does it take to unscrew a country

Reminder that 2 dead republican senators is just a coincidence. It really takes 3 to make it a conspiracy.

Finally found a way to stop having to take the packaging out of the trash 4 times to double check what the instructions are again.

Sooo... Lindsey's name can get unredacted now, right?

Certainly not the one I was hoping for, or expecting to wake up to, but I want see just how far they'll go with this new Congressional TikTok Challenge.

The more burnout I'm under, the more messy my place gets. The less stressed, the less cluttered things get. If I'm not paying attention, I don't even realize I'm doing. I'll make a sandwich and while I'm at it, I'll put this and that away. I went in the kitchen and was like, "Where'd the stuff go?"

Roku just keeps on updating my TV to make them more and more shitty. I'm very close to buying non-roku brains to just jack into the Roku so it's nothing but a display. Just need to find the perfect device.

What if we raze Trump's properties and build highrise rent controlled lodging and give dibs to the people in the concentration camps? Maybe immigrant transition housing.

Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard

I must have forgot to pop my pill last night. The day is draaaging.

THE MCCONNELL SITUATION MADE ONE THING CRYSTAL CLEAR, THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WOULD HIDE IT FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IF TRUMP DIED 🤷

Relearned an old lesson again this morning. When you buy onions, peel and rinse them right away. Don't just leave them in the bag until you need them. Grabbed an onion and my fingers went right into part of it. SO GROSS! so squishy My hands are sore from chopping onions and it's not even 7:30 yet.

It kinda bothers me that I can tell the difference between various pills by the pitch of shaking the bottle. Ritalin is a high pitch while Wellbutrin has a bass component, especially the 300mg ones. 150s are bassy too, but up about an octave.

I've always been more of a Creamy fan that Crunchy when it comes to my PB. Mom was all about Crunchy so I switched to make her happy while taking care of her. A year later, I finally at the last of the Crunchy. I haven't had smooth in about 7 years! So good....

It seems like Mandami doesn't even have an office, he just works the streets of NYC like a smiling genie, granting common wishes.

Every D needs to take up the mantle of Crusaders Against Corruption. I bet voters turn out for that. End billionaires stranglehold. Turn their doomsday bunkers into homeless shelters.

Oh, it's gonna be that kind a day, is it? One were I see 3 pounds of ground beef for $20 and the brain instantly says "Why that's $6.66/pound! 🤘🤘!" without having any reason to do that calculation. Maybe Satan wants to have a talk.

App idea, Director's commentary app where you let the app listen while you watch a movie. It uses a frequency map of the show to match against and maintain sync, even if the viewer pauses or jumps to another section, the commentary plays from the phone or BT speaker. It hears a scene and that

VPN's are getting to be a standard requirement in Texas now. Can't even Bluesky without it. I'm not interested in your age verification. MAN, I hope Texas goes BLUE!

I'd appreciate it if Mitch would get DNR'd. As someone who sat vigil over my resuscitated yet brain-dead mother, waiting for them to finish the tests, only to realize that they would never stop until I said DNR.... I was just waiting for them to finish the list of tests. Triggering

This YouTuber could be flirting with Pulitzer level exposure of government corruption. Supercut a feature length edit and the Documentary Oscar would be a lock. Play the parts on PBS and get an Emmy. Musical stage show; Tony, Grammy. If they tie in Epstein... Nobel.

From a friend, too good not to share. Mitch Unplugged

I bet Trump had Mitch poisoned since he's about dead already, and he needed a fresh diversion.

It just dawned on me why one of my cats is so easy to pet while the other makes it so hard. Dancing. One follows and the other always leads! Harley follows my hand. Ava wants to lead. SHE'S PETTING ME!!! She's 11 years old now. When I pet her, she acts annoyed that I'm doing it wrong, every time.

Sloppy Joes are aptly name, at least the first half. I can't say I know Joe.

Sigh. If you google for something like "5x2 inch silicone mold," the first result should not be the search results for Amazon simply searching for "5x2 inch silicone mold" with no actual matching results anywhere on the whole goddamn page! JESUS! Breaking the internet thru half-assing everything.

Trying to figure out if Harley kitty's learned that she can rub the medical cream off on me out of spite or if she's just laying like that coincidentally, cuz I gooped her and she gave about half of it back. Her wounds are about 80% gone now. I'll be so happy when I can put scabs behind me.

I guess I've made the front page of Reddit. Over 10k updoots overnight about a stinky toilet. www.reddit.com/r/DIY/commen...