I can't believe I just now figured out that the Xbox controller is on the same frequency as Bluetooth, so when it's on, THAT'S WHY MY KEYBOARD KEEPPPPPS GOING NNNNUTS!

It'll never really make sense to me that most of your weight loss happens through breathing. All that carbon that makes O2 into CO2 adds up. Of course, using your muscles puts extra C on all the extra O2 the muscles use to flex, and it all blows out your face.

"researchers have harnessed the power of extracellular vesicle profiling to uncover novel molecular signatures using patient-derived forebrain organoids." Just read that in an article and busted out laughing. That sounds like they reversed the polarity on the plasma injectors to flood the coupler.

You know that construction is all going to be destroyed simply to bring the building back up to code compliance. The fact that the walls will be listening with recording devices feeding Russian and China too is another reason.

I just can't today. Seeing the White House destroyed by Trump and Apple's BS I'm having to go through to get this Mac Mini to work with a new drive have put me into burnout. Of course that's not hard to do these days. I really thought American violence would have resolved this by now. (not the Mac)

Got Big Sur on the laptop. It wouldn't download Sonoma from Mojave. Now going Big Sur to Sonoma. All so I can get the Mini to accept a new drive. None of this time is being spent on the new Mac. Worst new computer experience I've ever had. This is day 3? 4? Totally unnecessary. T2 chip is evil!

Lie to me baby.

Let's just send wrecking balls to Trump Tower and start taking it down.

Took the M4 Mac up to Microcenter to get it out of DFU mode since I did a drive swap. Microcenter isn't allowed to get the Mac out of DFU mode because it has a non-standard part in the computer. You know when they grab the person's shirt and pull their face down, smashing the table? I wanted to.

Been trying to figure out why all of my power bricks were failing to charge the laptop. It's a bad USBc cable. I love solving problems, but hate when the simple ones take to long to see.

I got my M4 Mini & the drive finally made it to my porch. I put the card in and all the instructions said to hook it up to another mac and it will show up and ask to restore it. IT HAS TO BE AN M1 OR ABOVE and all mine are Intel. So, I have an expensive paperweight until I can get to ANOTHER Mac.

That's gotta be the weirdest article I'll read today. Apparently if you pump your ass full of O2 rich fluid, your colon can extract the oxygen allowing you to breath with your butt. It's for people with lung injuries, chemical damage and such. Oxygen enema. newatlas.com/disease/butt...

Dunno why, but I get so delighted when there's itty bitty baby grapes on the cluster. Teeny tiny little balls that pop like caviar.

If you order something and it says 2 days and it gets bumped to the 3rd day, it should be on the MORNING DELIVERY ROUTE! You can't keep me waiting on new computer day! We live in a nation of laws!

"Out for delivery" is the 21st century version of "Install will finish in less than a minute." Hurry up Amazon! I have a Mac to build and you're holding up the whole show!

Can we just hook up Jack Smith with a room full of screenwriters and get all of the information out to the people one way or another? Waiting on the courts to catch Trump on a non-immunity day is taking too long.

Seeing pictures of Trump bulldozing the White House has put me in an incredibly bad mood.

Gah! My new computer arrives today, but the replacement 1tb storage upgrade doesn't come until tomorrow, so writing off this day. Until I swap the drive chip out, there's no reason to plug anything in. Sigh. 2 day delivery once again proves to be to hard to pull off even when you pay for it.

Are there people who believe a commercial when they say that you have to call in now because agents will only be available to place your order until 8pm today? Do they believe it the 2nd day they see it? How about the 10th day?

Being on an i5 processor is cramping my style. I'm an i7 minimum kinda guy. Did an i3 once ....once. Tomorrow we jump to M4. That should put some pep in something.

Just remembered I saw an add for a birth control APP! It's a period tracker and you use a thermometer too... It was on mute, so I didn't know what I was seeing. A big red NOT FERTILE display tells you that you can totally screw your brains out without getting knocked up, cuz the app says. So bad.

Any job that requires blanket immunity to do should result in that person's execution. If you demand total immunity, you don't deserve to live among us. Revoke all immunity. Prosecute police. Arrest Presidents. Equality for all. Take them all down.

Neighbor knocked on my door with a petition to stop the HOA from doing a consistently bad job. Trying to oust the board. I had on my Star Wars robe cuz ...it's Sunday. She asked "Do you play Star Wars?" I honestly didn't understand the question. Is there a Star Wars RPG? She made it sound like D&D.

Using a back up Mac is annoying. All my passwords are on that one, over there. The one playing dead. I'll fix that one ONE more time and then it becomes the backup system. There's an M4 Mac Mini in my future. I seldom ever use laptops as laptops anymore.

Pulled a pizza out of the oven and touched the hot metal to my stomach just long enough that it's about the only thing I'm going to be able to think about for the rest of the day. There's a whelp. It's not painful per se, but like a mosquito buzzing my ear with just enough sensation to be annoying.

Can you imagine the panic at Halloween Spirit as they have a run on frog costumes and need to restock IMMEDIATELY, but they can't get them here fast enough. They're gonna end up in bankruptcy because everybody's going to switch to Speedy Gonzales costumes before they can restock. Epa, ándale!

This. Absolutely this. Don't want it to be that way? We have tools. Use em.

Pretty sure my daily driver Mac has evacuated it's bowels on the linens. I've replace the battery twice and it's puffed up 2 of the cells for a 3rd time, and now I can't shut the computer down. It won't die. I knew when they changed the power button to a touch sensor that it was going to be bad.

Great. My laptop is bulging again. Damn battery is puffing up just like before. Touch Bar MBP is not a well made Mac. I can't even shut it down!

With as hard as they're blocking the Epstein files, I'm fully expecting DJT's name on the construction plans and the ownership deed. He's not just a customer. He's a founding toddler fucker. 001. License to rape. "Cut the ribbon and get to rapin', Donald! Pedotopia is open for bizniss."

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. MARRY BOOKS. KILL AI.

Fact

Placed an order at Kroger specifically because they were the only store that had Franken Berry cereal, which I haven't seen a single box since 2019. Out of stock. Sigh. But the weird thing is that I didn't order eggs, but I got 2x18 packs of eggs. I now own 49 eggs. I'm an eggillionare.

Had people I've known for decades have no idea who I was when I came up on them earlier tonight, but I've lost almost 100 lbs since I saw them last, so, there's that.

Sold out the premiere. Nice. #Texorcist

Having the premiere of The Texorcist today @7pm at Look Cinema in Bedford. I did tech support so he made me a producer. Not gonna sugar coat it. This thing will require shots ...and pants. Gotta remember the pants.

I started putting out little bits of food instead of keeping food in the dispenser at all times, trying to get Ava to lose weight. Unfortunately, Harley, my other cat, now must see the food as scarce, so now SHE'S putting on weight. C'MON! I can't have TWO belly sweepers.

I can't believe that states can't veto the president on matters of forcing troops to put boots on the ground in each state. I recon about 50 states are gonna be updating some laws.

I hope whoever invented the Onion Ring got a Nobel Prize.

Super slowly moving my belongings into the already full house means that the recycling bin is constantly full and the regular garbage bin isn't even worth taking to the curb. I may have a cardboard retention disorder.

Hmm... Not feeling the hunger like I was yesterday. I'm not sure, but it could be hot dog related. I ate a hot dog and that made me HUNGRY, like something in the meat triggered a reaction in my stomach that made me want to eat more. Not having that feeling today.

Some day I'm going to have to look up the smash burger wars. Kip's, Geoff's, Griff's, Bob's Big Boy, and I think there's a couple more around here, all are the same burgers, many used the Big Boy mascot. I guess the franchise fees weren't worth the brand recognition.

Be honest. When's the last time you served one of these Party Pizzas at an actual party? Never? I thought so. People have no respect for rules anymore!

Halloween tip: If you're thinking about dressing up as ICE, you will not be getting any candy.

My regular hunger returned. I want to get in the green on BMI! I've managed to go from red, through orange, and into a solid yellow, but not green. I don't want to have to have another trauma to destroy my appetite signaling again, and I'm not ready to do jabs. Am I gonna have to exercise? NOooo!!!

Today I learned there is such a thing as National Boss's Day, and that allegedly it is this Thursday and I SWEAR TO GOD that if I find out any of you have participated in such a craven act of subservience to the ownership caste I will find you and give you SUCH a noogie

Now that Arby's sells their sauce in stores, I do Arby's at home. I mean, it's always been about the sauce. The roast beef is just a delivery platform, so deli roast beef does just fine.

“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.

I truly believe a big reason why Democrats are failing to appropriately respond to the moment is a pathological refusal to admit that there were aspects of the American status quo pre trump that were extremely fucked up and unjust