Years ago we put googly eyes on a giant paperclip and stuck it to the wall. Now the blu tack has melted and the paperclip has grown ears and this is basically what Darwin was talking about. #NationalPaperclipDay

Let's see if Everton can mess the plan up this weekend.

I'm no fan of betting companies and their grip on sports and will celebrate when Stake no longer feature on Everton shirts however Paddy Power social media here absolutely nails it. Just when are Man City going to face the consequences of their rampant cheating?

The ball boys appear to be doing the lap of honour in lieu of the senior squad who've been missing most of the game.

Ouch.

I'm doing roast lamb and trimmings for the family this Easter Sunday. My wife assures me this unopened and, stored in the fridge, jar of goose fat will be perfectly OK for the roast potatoes despite the use by date as the two vegetarians are not with us. This may be my last social media post.

This may or may not be AI generated slop but it's still rather lovely and I hope that there really are deer living their very best lives nibbling on cherry blossom in Japan.

Pause your doomscrolling on how the Orange Twat is making the world a worse place on a daily basis by watching these dogs living their very best lives.

Just wondering, will Qatar be asking Trump for their Jumbo Jet back?

There are Everton supporters who not touch tomato sauce because it is red. Not sure how they will cope with this news. Official sauce supplier, I'm mean... www-liverpoolecho-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.live...

Nimbo Cumulos!

Fuck. Me. Can someone explain this compared with the ISIS approach to brutally murdering people because their book of fairy tales is different to someone else's book of fairy tales?

I'm torn. Is it "Arsenal's season collapsing earlier than usual" or "Best stadium in the championship". #TOTARS

It continues...

President Bonespurs, the gift that keeps giving.

I heard someone say that the head of the Border Patrol, Greg Bovino, looked like an aging lesbian Nazi. And now that's all I can see.

#maga (That's Make Americans Geographically-Literate Again).

Sound not posh, I think several in Crosby and certainly most of Blundellsands may take issue. I won't...

Very good #MeepMeep

Keep it up internet!

Across Europe, outside the homes of Jews and others who were persecuted and exterminated by the Nazis, Stolperstein are a reminder of what happens when the world last moved to a darker place. America should heed these stones as some who are enabled by Donald Trump look to that dark place with envy.

Trump's "tantrum tariffs" will harden British public opinion against him - over Greenland, Nato & generally. It will be interesting to see how the pro-Trump politicians & commentators navigate with this

Congratulations President DJT. A course PB as well.

Colour me surprised! The Premier League have also confirmed that Everton and Nottingham Forest will both be deducted ten points as a proportionate punishment for their involvement in the delay in resolving the Manchester City case. www.sportbible.com/football/foo...

Oh [expletive deleted] Douglas Adams.

Thank you Bob Holness.

Damm you Rowan Atkinson.

Only the best facts here!

Our daughter asked for a record player this Christmas, Santa delivered but I made sure her first piece of vinyl was a decent one by passing this one from my collection on 'long term loan'.

Chris Rea has passed away, that's so terrible. I was part way through playing his album Espresso Logic yesterday strangely. Farewell Benny Santini, I hope you are safe at home for one final time.

No one is safe 🕶️

Convenient 🍕

Basil! 💕

That's no ballroom.

The latest from the land of the free.

We are driving home from a weekend in Bournemouth, my wife is driving and radio 5 is broadcasting Trump speaking. I am welcoming every single interruption Waze is making to warn us about turns to make, speed camera ahead and dead squirrel on the road.

🎶Well, I never felt more like singin' the blues 'Cause Everton won and Liverpool lost...🎶

Live from Sandhills 😞 or at least for my son who's been at the game, Crosby bound. According to my read of the Merseyrail timetable, only two more Southport bound trains.

It is 2045, the body of Donald Trump has been inaugurated again as supreme leader of the 1st Republic of The Greatest American EVER! after 127% of patriots voted for him. The Premier League is nearly bankrupt from the legal bill in the Manchester City PSR case. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Sunglasses - Italian Backdrop - Milano Heart and nose - 💙 Teeshirt - @toffeeart.co.uk #utft

Paging @sniffpetrol.com

In Italy on holiday. It's hot, unseasonally hot. My enduring memory of this trip was the waitress at a restaurant in Catania saying the September heat is like the July heat this year and all she wants now is rain while she drinks hot chocolate and watches Netflix on her couch.

Dear kopites. A request for this evening. With the Cheeto faced shit gibbon currently in the UK and his lickspittle FBI chief wearing an LFC tie, can you sing: “Kash Patel, Kash Patel, Kash Patel’s a fucking cunt! Kash Patel’s a fucking cunt” Thank you. YNWA 🧣 #LFC

Oh dear😂 FBI director Kash Patel wears Liverpool FC tie to US Senate hearing www.theguardian.com/football/202...

So the #patriots like their little #Temu #flags. This one just about sums up the UK at the moment. #ScouseNotEnglish

Big shout out to Jordan Pickford, not only is he #everton and #england number one goalkeeper, he also does a great job designing merchandise for the #GreatNorthRun www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

In (hopefully) a few years time when the world has tired of these idiots, we'll miss these idiots. A little.