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The latest from the land of the free.

We are driving home from a weekend in Bournemouth, my wife is driving and radio 5 is broadcasting Trump speaking. I am welcoming every single interruption Waze is making to warn us about turns to make, speed camera ahead and dead squirrel on the road.

🎶Well, I never felt more like singin' the blues 'Cause Everton won and Liverpool lost...🎶

Live from Sandhills 😞 or at least for my son who's been at the game, Crosby bound. According to my read of the Merseyrail timetable, only two more Southport bound trains.

It is 2045, the body of Donald Trump has been inaugurated again as supreme leader of the 1st Republic of The Greatest American EVER! after 127% of patriots voted for him. The Premier League is nearly bankrupt from the legal bill in the Manchester City PSR case. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Sunglasses - Italian Backdrop - Milano Heart and nose - 💙 Teeshirt - @toffeeart.co.uk #utft

Paging @sniffpetrol.com

In Italy on holiday. It's hot, unseasonally hot. My enduring memory of this trip was the waitress at a restaurant in Catania saying the September heat is like the July heat this year and all she wants now is rain while she drinks hot chocolate and watches Netflix on her couch.

Dear kopites. A request for this evening. With the Cheeto faced shit gibbon currently in the UK and his lickspittle FBI chief wearing an LFC tie, can you sing: “Kash Patel, Kash Patel, Kash Patel’s a fucking cunt! Kash Patel’s a fucking cunt” Thank you. YNWA 🧣 #LFC

Oh dear😂 FBI director Kash Patel wears Liverpool FC tie to US Senate hearing www.theguardian.com/football/202...

So the #patriots like their little #Temu #flags. This one just about sums up the UK at the moment. #ScouseNotEnglish

Big shout out to Jordan Pickford, not only is he #everton and #england number one goalkeeper, he also does a great job designing merchandise for the #GreatNorthRun www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

In (hopefully) a few years time when the world has tired of these idiots, we'll miss these idiots. A little.

Northern, female and working class. I'm only the first of those but Angela Rayner is worth hundreds of Farage and his grifter mates.

From me, a blue, this red absolutely nails it. Well said Mo.

Frightening. Truly frightening. Nordic countries hit by ‘truly unprecedented’ heatwave www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Sitting here listening to my vinyl copy of Rumours with my 22 year old daughter at her request. I am bursting with happiness.

Young person up the front wearing a Paul McCartney tee-shirt headbanging along to Rockin’ in the Free World. That's the way to go😎

#glastonbury tee-shirt of the evening, "Stop Being Rich" 💙

A 79 year old Neil Young singing a song called Old Man written by a 25 year old Neil Young 🇨🇦

If we don't get Rockin’ in the Free World I will be cancelling my subscription to the British Broadcasting Corporation in the morning in protest. Neil Young, amazing.

What with everything else happening around the world, this is probably the final step to armageddon news.sky.com/story/calls-...

Good morning, afternoon or evening, depending on where in the world you are. I'm just dropping into your Blue Sky feed to announce that we are currently running a special offer on our extra large "What the sweet baby Jesus the fuck" package.

EPIC response.

Paging @janrosenow.bsky.social 😀 xkcd.com/3099/

OK then #everton tee-shirt experts. Wandering around Goodison last Saturday (ticketless sadly) I spied many great shirts being worn. I saw one that had "We Built This City" on and pictures of Anfield, Goodison Park and Bramley Moore - who's selling this design?

Fake news! #utfc

Well done Sunderland. Can we have more of this please at Anfield this time? www.youtube.com/shorts/HfCdm...

“Mark this day on your calendar. This is going to turn the clock back on over 50 years of overregulation of an industry,” the interior secretary, Doug Burgum, said at an Oval Office event where Trump signed the orders. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

What a season for the smaller clubs winning the premier league,the league cup and now the fa cup

Yes, yes and yes some more. The Dixie. www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...

Don't like the branding on the stadium? That's fine, I don't like the Middle East sportswashing the game and I despise the betting companies grip on shirts. We leave the Grand Old Lady tomorrow for the new place, we should be proud of what we are. We are Everton, that's the only name that matters.

Sell twelve and a half million of those #EFC shirts and we'll have covered the costs of Bramley Moore. Nice shirt, not sure about if it is £60 nice. Yes, I know that's pretty much the benchmark for most premier league club merchandise these days.

Welcome Pope Brenda, the first pontif from Bolton.

I think we're going to need a bigger "what the fuck! ". www.engadget.com/science/noaa...

My daughter, who I love very much, has just taken delivery of a pornstar martini here at the restaurant we are in here in Oslo. We may have to remortgage the house.

Big news, I've entered the 2026 London Marathon Ballot. I'm looking for training plans to prepare me for the disappointment of not getting through to the actual event in July.

I read that the 1878s have big plans for the Ipswich game, flags, tifo and ticker tape on all four sides. All it needs are the return of the cushions in the main stand and the ceremonial hurling down of those cushions from the top balcony at full time.

Liverpool Soccer Team are twelve touchdowns ahead in the National Premierball competition.

@engineerlondon.bsky.social last seen leaving home for West London with a Fluke, some test leads, a flask of tea, some ham sandwiches and a Kit-Kat singing quietly to himself "🎶I love the sound of DAR shots in the morning" We have to know 😂

Dream big Manchester United! #utfc