Something is seriously rotten within the club and people have to go. Now. #LFC

Can we just give Konate and Salah away to anyone and play those who want to actually run the fuck around? #LFC

Well, at least we won the summer transfer window 😬 #LFC

Listening to Andy Robertson last night talking about the loss of Diogo at the moment of his most successful international career, tells me one crucial thing. These guys are going through profound grief and still attempting to perform at their best. I don’t care how we do this season. #LFC

Oh Robbo… I am in fucking bits man. #Scotland #LFC

Try to listen to Trash by Suede without thinking about Alan Carr…..

Good morning New Yorkers! Not only do you have a new Mayor, Talksport right wing shithead Alan Brazil said he won’t be going there because of your vote. You lucky buggers.

Slot shit housing the Mancs with Mt Potato head next to him It’s beautiful to behold. #LFC

What did Rooney say? Couldn’t hear his words for that really fucking loud reversing alarm…. #LFC

#LFC I remember this lot. Connor may look like he works on the bins, but he certainly put the rubbish out tonight. That no. 7 just might turn out alright..

Connor fucking Bradley. Oh my days what a performance. So far 😅

#LFC Bitter Geordie cunt thinks Mbappe had no choice. My fucking arse. Come on Redmen!!!!!!!

Sunny morning- plants seem happy with that.

#LFC Hi LFC fans in the UK. I have a ticket for tonight's game to offer(Kop End) Annoyingly, I can't make it now due to a problem with my car so if anyone is interested it is for sale at face value.

This team is lost. Has lost. Will stay lost. We need to lose this Eredivisie level coaching staff. Sorry. It’s just not happening.

Too slow. Too predictable. Too possession based. We have gone from heavy metal to prog rock.

Kerkez. Fucking hell.

Got a cost price ticket from a LFC fan for Weds game. No profit / just wanted it to go to a fan . Top bloke Paul 👏👏👏 #LFC

Stoke 1 ATM 0

When we win the league, it will be fun to review some of the abject headless chicken nonsense I am seeing on Socials re #LFC Half the fucking team is new and the other half are in grief. Be patient, most of this team is for the next 5 years, not the first 8 games.

You can’t fight fascism with democracy. They don’t play by those rules. You have to meet them where they are. Play dirty.

If there was one game to announce the end of our transitional phase it’s Sunday’s. We could be 4th on Saturday night and top on Sunday evening. Let’s go redmen. #LFC

OK, so we stuff the Mancs and then I go and see Jalen N’gonda. In Manchester. Soul. Satisfied. #LFC

We are a club in a massive transition - it’s going to be wobbly. I have supported this club for 52 years and let me tell you, if you are losing your shit because we are top of the league with one league loss and one CL loss (in a league format), let me tell you about Roy and the 2011-2012 season…

Might have a re-read of Mark Fisher’s “Capitalist Realism - Is there no alternative?” Just to cheer me up… #LFC

So, MiiliVanilli in goal for us v Chelsea. They there’s a first time for everything….. ….looking forward to the international break 😳

Wirtz just got booked for existing. #LFC

Did they bus this crowd (and players) in from the Ryder Cup? Annoying cunts. #LFC

Gundogan and Federer. Never see them in the same room…..

Is there a “Geordie cunt” mute button on Prime? #LFC

#LFC Why is Arsenal’s Trossard reffing the game?

Always remember that if critical thinking had been taught in all schools for the last 40 years, Donald Trump would be washing your car right now, and Nigel Farage would be trying to sell you another one.

We often seem a little hesitant just before we play a CL game. Don’t be surprised if we see something very different on Tuesday night. #LFC

I know it’s only golf, but fuck it, the good guys won.

Well that was tense. Don’t get me wrong, the US players were brilliant today, but that crowd were a fucking disgrace to sport and they deserved to walk home as the sore losers they are. Hope the Cheeto faced shit gibbon is really feeling it.

Sorry, but there was something delicious about Trump flying his plane low over the golf course as if it was gonna motivate the troops and then the troops played like Stevie Wonder in a fucking darts match.

ANTIFA

How do I sign up for Antifa? Where’s the headquarters? If I sign up maybe I will get taken off a talk show I don’t have, for supporting a terrorist organisation that doesn’t exist.

US has Biff the brat. UK has inbred with gold hat. Educate kids to think critically and all this goes away.

If your King silences the Fool, time for a new King. In fact, time for a Queen.

Time for a drop of the hard stuff….. This team is bad for my internal organs 😂 #LFC

I think we might need to ask LFC to provide a paramedic for every fan watching them this season 😅 Fuck off Simeone you Brillo haired chimp. #LFC

Time to put that chimp headed twats team under the pump this half. We have looked sublime at times. So excited for the rest of the season when we really get clicking. #LFC

Yes! You don’t have a society. You have a deranged form of social Darwinism.

Dear kopites. A request for this evening. With the Cheeto faced shit gibbon currently in the UK and his lickspittle FBI chief wearing an LFC tie, can you sing: “Kash Patel, Kash Patel, Kash Patel’s a fucking cunt! Kash Patel’s a fucking cunt” Thank you. YNWA 🧣 #LFC

Kash Patel with a #LFC tie. Trump’s little helper would be about as welcome at Anfield as………. Come on Reds, make me proud!

A great actor and a decent guy has passed

This time last season: 3 key players on final year. New manager. Just lost against Forest. Team playing “meh” 4th place This season Bought everyone worth buying. Manager is a genius. Just beat Burnley (lucky - but….) Team playting “meh” Top of the League. Relax reds - it will get better. #LFC

Right then. Result - no doubt 😅 Dentists in North London will be busy with a spate of crunched molars. Now for the bottom half of the table derby. UTFR #LFC

Be nice if noodles gets one over the Ev. #LFC