What’s “get out of the way you fucking shitty cunt” in Spanish?

Great. Now I have to give Rooney props.

Argentina. Shithouses on the pitch. Shithouses off it. That’s cuntsistency.

Good news. Football won the World Cup.

Simeone skies it. Fucking wonderful.

Trump is the timekeeper.

There just might be a God after all. Get in Spain.

If Argentina win, I am leaving. I mean the fucking planet.

Merino was a bit sheepish there.

Come on Spain! This lot are a bunch of shithousers.

Waiting for ICE to arrest the kids. #FuckTrump

Tate’s arrested and Reform finally getting some scrutiny rather than sycophancy has been one ray of sunshine on a Sunday.

There’s only one party. The business party. Your Democracy is a fucking lie.

Naturally as a Scouser, I don’t usually give a shit about international football. However, to shut the racists up, there would be something quite delicious about getting to the final and winning with every goal scorer being black. (All right, Harry can have one as well).

A young assassin Mike from Breaking Bad scores a crucial penalty for Spain there.

£10 billion of our money in wasted PPE. Bet the Tax Payers Alliance are furious…….

People of Clacton, he has done fuck all for you, so now’s the chance to do something that will go down in comedy history (and rid us of a genuinely awful person). #votebinface

How to tell if you’re getting old. UK no 1 record got broken. Haven’t heard the fucker.

Shit game apparently….

Fucking game have they been watching?

As an Irishman, can we have a DR Congo v Morocco final. Wouldn’t it be great to watch the steam rising from Trump’s boiled piss?

Before farming, we were hunter gatherers. Here’s what those societies did to people who we today call sociopaths, psychopaths and narcissists: Warning → ridicule/shame → gossip/reputation loss → avoidance → ostracism/exile → violence or execution in extreme cases. Today they rule the world.

“Why is it getting even hotter?” asked my Wife. Fucking cat had sat on the heating remote. We must have been the only house in the country with the fucking heating on! 🔥🔥🔥

I would piss myself if we bought Bruno. Just to sit him on the bench and watch the Geordie’s piss boiling. #LFC

Is there a grown up around to tell us to stop the party yet?

#LFC Has Slot got the England job?

Just a reminder to anyone who suggests that the £5 million Farage got was when he “Wasn’t in politics” when the “gift” was given. Reform Party Ltd? He literally owned the fucking thing.

Here’s today’s news: Neoliberals are killing everything. Pantomime politics distracts us from this and provides an illusion of democracy. Now here’s Tom with the weather….

Remember when a far right terrorist stabbed Muslims and carried an axe around the streets of Edinburgh? Should we just be moving on? It was a week ago I suppose. All that wall to wall coverage and Farage condemning it eh? What’s this - 2 tier media?

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Frog. Boiled.

Frog. Boiled. #makerfield

When are England playing?

83% of British people are white 87% of MPs are white 92% of Police officers are white 94% of the House of Lords are white 85% of Britains richest families are white But yeah, white people are the real victims of race descrimination.

Sooooooo… Given that Russia recruited people to kill our PM, I assume that Yaxley-Lennon and The Frog will be arrested for treason.

#LFC So the blueshite get a £35 mil fine. Now multiply that by 115. If they get found guilty it’s goodbye Citeh.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Morning James. Hope you ask when the arrests will be made of the clearly identifiable scumbags from yesterday’s Southampton Farage riot.

Living in the UK and possessing an Irish Passport is beginning to feel like a “Get out of Gilead free” card.

Let’s nail this sack of shit - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ch...

#LFC And they wonder why we think they’re a bit “odd”…. bsky.app/profile/mers...

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Come on football - stuff the Arse! #LFC

Come on PSG. It’s Stoke ffs. #LFC

Yep. Goldilocks was a murderous fucker. Nailed all 3 and then got granny bear as she popped over to show off her new flag.

#LFC Look, it’s been a shitshow of a season but let’s be honest, seeing Richarlison’s face if Spurs go down would help a lot.

I can think of about 115 reasons why Pep is leaving. #LFC

Wes Streeting’s middle name is “fucking” right?

Wes Streeting thinks Michael McIntyre is the greatest comedian of all time.

Come on Atleti I can’t stand you, but it’s Arsenal so….. #LFC

Liverpool: “we are playing shite” Man U: “we will see about that”

He tips the bucket to fuck the pigeon right out of it.