girls were sitting pretty this morning

i’m 51% ferrero rocher x

thanks dominoes x

first gym day this year was soooooo hard

audrey hobert release another album now challenge

-6 degrees should be illegal

drop your favourite starter!! got to be rowlet obvs

donald trump capturing the president of venezuela wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card but here we are

oh and my in is my new seasonal depression lamp x

my only out for the year is people sending me instagram reels

need a remake for assassins creed black flag desperately

Merry Christmas from the aging twinks known as myself and @alfiesharp.bsky.social ❤️

mushy peas on a christmas dinner???????

tired x

i must not skip leg day i must not skip leg day…

i forgot how hard early katy perry music hits

note to self, don’t open bluesky in a busy gym

would rlly like if my landlord could replace my broken boiler xox

someone help i can’t stop singing pussy palace pussy palace pussy palace pussy palace

why do all the trains to london have that god damn awful smell!!

why does the leg press feel like such a compromising position ://

do I really have to go back to the gym now pride is over 😤

T minus one month for the pride crop top eeek!!

addison tickets selling out in under 5 mins 😭

trust that when i fly my belt is TIGHT

the smell of veet is awful

GOD I felt so weak this morning

25 degrees forecast today and I’ve decided to wear two layers of cotton :/

New pfp drop, don’t get used to it x

just know with this new trend i am judging you based on whether you use Apple Music or Spotify

i can’t wait for a cunty Delphox mega

it’s a lemonade mouth kinda day

this gives me the ick

Zombieboy is currently my fave from Mayhem

want to get my ears pierced but also v scared of needles :/

You in high school v you now And yes that is lightning McQueen on my phone case x

please welcome shotmyload to the stage

wow, it’s crazy what a bit of sunlight after work does for you

blurry bc taking pictures in the gym scares me

Standing on the tram after leg day isn’t a vibe

Omg they wanna upgrade the route from hell aka the 50 🤩

last silly purchase for a while!!

Went into work this morning only to turn up and realise it’s a wfh day :/

Joined by SluttyJesus today

No one can stop me from listening to Hannah Montana in the gym

Waiting for all my fam before opening any presents 😤😤

Not someone being called ProGooner2024 in Marvel Rivals lmaoooo

Bought the cunty Power Rangers skin for Hawkeye last night and then proceeded to main Moon Knight :/

cute little Marshadow pull this morning

Escaped a work Christmas party hangover woooooo