When I post (do we still say skeet?) a typo I just delete it quickly and hope nobody saw

Boys what do we think of this gymshark dupe I got on tiktok shop for £7.14

Woke up feeling bloated and pissed off

"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u

Yet another year of asking my friends to go to hoopla if they say no again I might just go alone

My office is on the third floor btw pray for me

Hit 127kg on the leg press this morning 🙂‍↕️

I was off yesterday and it was the best Monday I’ve had in years

Caught 4 shiny tinkatink (+ 2 shiny Aron) in a single 3 star donut bring me my baddie chain

Serebii Picture: Box of the LEGO Pokémon Pikachu and Poké Ball set (72152) www.serebii.net

Also if there’s any PT’s out there that would like a passion project I’m right here

How do u make gay friends at the gym without bussin it open in the showers asking for me

Can someone explain why I can curl 45kg on one cable machine and only 25kg on the other like I truly don’t get it

Drop your favourite pokemon images ✨ I’ll go first

They came 🥰

Okay note taken I’ll wear and post more in my O’neill’s kit ahahah

Gaa boy

Shaky but we made it boys hevy.com/workout/lVsZ...

Praying my dodgy foot makes it thru this leg day 🙏

Sometimes working with only straight people can be exhausting. Today is one of those days.

Coyote Jocks order being fulfilled by Evri so I’m just praying it arrives at this stage

I felt literally pathetic lmao but getting back to routine!

First gym session back since Christmas and I feel sooooo weak boys

I’m doin bicep curls with my morning coffee because I’m SICK of my arms being microscopic

Just subscribed to hevy premium because this year it’s serious

Drop Your Favourite Starter! Honourable mention to Piplup 🙂‍↕️

Was perhaps a bit over ambitious taking Daphne for a 12km walk yesterday because now my foot is absolutely banjaxed

Started taking supplements as a New Year’s resolution and my piss has been fluorescent ever since

Will absolutely not be uploading any images to Twitter after seeing the weirdos having grok edit everything into something bizarre in the replies

Why can’t PT’s just put their price on their website I don’t wanna have a quick FaceTime call I’m trying to do market research 😭

My In’s and Out’s ✨✨

Last day of the year! What’s everyone’s new year resolutions? (I’m quitting vaping lol)

First coyote jocks order placed 🤭

Christmas has been nice n all but (and I never thought I’d say this) I neeeeeeed to get back in the gym

“I’m the grey mondeo mate” whatever that means

Merry Christmas from the aging twinks known as myself and @alfiesharp.bsky.social ❤️

And today they might! (Not holding my breath)

Alfie and I have been up since 6am cleaning the flat for an engineer to come and fully not care

Also thought this was quite fierce from me

Wanna make sure my pecs are a fuckin shelf for next summer

My god this afternoon has been slow

New profile pic boys what do we think

Stuck at the end of a line to use the coffee machine on what appears to be everyone else’s first day on earth

Puregym Ancoats’ little face lift has left it feeling claustrophobic

How can I be dyspraxic and still somehow more spacially aware than everyone on market street

My boilers been broken and I haven’t had hot water in 10 days 😭

At a different gym this morning cos mines closed for a refurb and the different layout is throwing me way more thank it should

The best part about being employed is ignoring LinkedIn messages

61 hours into the game and I’d say a third of it is posing for pics w my girls

A save? 🤨