Lost a bet with myself, CT scan done, no "fruit scale". No files either, say they can't give them to me for 7 days, and it needs to be in person collection, and the scan didn't even cover the mandible... half my face is mandible. Basically nothing worked out.

Being emotionally repressed sucks y'all. I'm angry, i want to express anger, instead I'm just :/ and typing about emotional repression. Other people (my parents) get to shout and/or kick foot-sized holes in my barricaded bedroom door, i only get to sit here being :/

Guess it's been not a great day for several people

First officer's log, progesterone date 8891.5. Apart from the initial computer miscalibration all systems appear stable now. I look forward to engineering's progress report on the refit in 12 solar days. End log.

Body: "Hey here's this constant itching sensation to signify that this area is healing, don't scratch it." Me: "Why are you like this?"

Bleh, I am having an emotion.

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

For a second I read 'Phasmophoria' That's a completely different game.

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There’s a free application, shutup10++, that lets you disable all the shitty windows stuff with a series of checkboxes. It even tracks if windows rolls anything back between updates and lets you reverse the changes with a click. I can personally recommend shutup10++ if you need to stick with windows

Here is a Reddit threat that explains how to disable Copilot in Windows, which I've just followed: www.reddit.com/r/WindowsHel...

Achievement unlocked: wailing audibly in a public place.

I wish i could go apeshit. I'm not good with dealing with our expressing anger and frustration. My mind is thinking things it would never let my body do.

I feel like i need to quit my job. The situation is basically "everyone is stupid and fuck up everything no matter how much i try to safeguard it so either they go or i go." So frankly maybe i should work at a place where i don't care about anything but the money.

ooh this is HUGE, didn't know these existed Going to look into getting one of these since my wifi likes to get flaky a couple times a night

Every day discord is like "hey look theres something new in the store!" and every day I'm like "yeah no thanks, I dont want to give you my credit card or bank details, perhaps you could accept gift card tokens instead, you joke of a company."

My ass is acting like a baseball glove, in that no fold of leather could explain these spurts and spasms

It's not about the plumber, not about the fence, nor about the electrics or about the neighbours. It's about childhood trauma and my home being the only safe place where i can avoid the distress of not having control. I hate that.

"But why are our butts so sensitive and full of nerve endings?" "You can't ask that, we'll get cut off of PBS."

I DID NOT just hear "pint of Juinness", twice

What if "mental illness" is just "you have unspent skill points"?

So, it ends, i now have the ability to shut off my water supply and do my own repairs, in secret, in privacy, forevermore. It only cost $1000 for this freedom.

We should be able to doordash a game developer to our houses each time a new game runs like shit or crashes so we can push their faces in it and sternly say "No. Bad."

Just thought of a new business idea: "please do it for me" idea is if you simply cannot deal with plumbers, electricians, tradespeople or making appointments, give us the details and we'll take care of all the bullshit unnecessary back and forth, uncertainty and negotiation.

A leaking shower tap. There is no shut-off valve on my property, just like there is no fuse box. The people who built this house disgust me.

The man, the myth, the Peepo. #petsky #birdsky #cockatiel #indieauthor

I've never actually seen a whole pig cooking on the spit, especially apparently 36 hours before it's due to be served! Even the menu says it's "mama's", I'll watch my step.

In the last 300,000 years of human development, we set foot on the moon, cracked the atom, engineered life itself to our whim, but never learned how to attach an object to the human body. It is the year 2025 and shoes still give us blisters, artificial joints only last 20 years.

Can't relax, it's like when windows can't shut down because a background task won't stop. Feeling the crunch, 2 weeks to go live and we haven't tested or even seen 3/4s of what needs to be delivered and the 1/4 we have has a litany of corrections. But i doubt that's why.

You don't need to be formally educated to be educated. I'll upsert your autonumber primary key any day, you fat fingered sex offender psychopath asshole.

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Forgot a word, ordered horse laxative instead of horse sedative. All cleared up by I'm going to be dissociatedly having very fine poops later. Joking. Horse laxative is an excellent low budget dielectric solution for liquid immersion PC cooling, i am quite familiar with it.

Knights of Guinevere comes out: Oh boy another piece of media exploring the plight of artificial personhood! Lemme put it with Alien: Earth, Severance, Murderbot and The Amazing Digital Circus

Every person speaking within 15 ft of me is like a chainsaw or circular saw cutting through a coffin that I'm inside.

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

"Fools", said I, "you do not know." "Silence, like a cancer, grows."

apparently it is spring now, so everything remains being fucked but somehow mood is improved. Wet but not cold, late but not dark, completely fucking whatever but somehow okay

Me, having nothing to add and there not being many people around to make something into something else: "and?"

"The string lights reflected from his scalp like a constellation of stars, oh yeah he's still not sitting down, that's just his standing height."

See they say "4 cheeses" but what they really mean is 1x a blend of 4 cheeses. If you want cheese x 4 you need to jump through the hoops, that's how they control you and maintain their class status above you

This is one of those perfect moments where if i had admin access to my own fucking brain, that i own, i could be like "decrease anger to 0.1, increase desire for physical exercise to 20.0"

"Please direct me to the warmest place in your establishment" HVAC pumps warm air 50% of the time and cold air the other half.

"Oh, you won't help me fight my inner demons? FINE. I guess I have myself, MYSELF!"

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Cogito ergo sum, et nihil sum

Bees are lucky, they can't get fat, they just make wax. Imagine how happy i would be if instead of being fat i could make a sofa out of my excess to sit on

It's so funny, i have so much control when it comes to smashing glasses, shouting and punching walls. But so little control when i want snack or sippies, so as a result in a little tubby and not indicted.

I came for the frog saunas, and stayed for the dick-punch to capitalism:

Taking vitamin supplements for sleep and I'm here shooting thick ropes instead of sleeping. No I'm kidding, there is no hope.

"You don't have emotions, you have behaviours that you interpret as emotions, and behaviours can be rewritten."