Just checking over here to see if white folks lost their shit over dude getting shot by another white guy. Still wanting all them guns?

I'm here because someone said i can see porn here.

My sister beat fate yesterday. She fell at work and couldn't go in Friday. The bullets that hit the building is where her office is. Coworkers were stuck their until late Friday night. My sister works at the CDC.

eat the rich

eat the rich

watched 2012 just to make 2025 feel normal.

I'm guess the 54% approval of Trump means white folks were more racist than I thought. good luck with that master race thing.

mfer will you be my friend?

nothing like nothing to make you just fine.

oh look, angry white people who got flim flammed. Same dipshits also forgot that Trump made it impossible for civil lawsuits against the Saudis for 9/11. but sure, worry about me taking your jobs.

my goal is to get someone so mad at me that they exclaim that I will rue the day.

are meat curtains bone-in?

I've trained my kids to all gag when a cybertruck drives by.

3 of 4 kids: I DON'T WANNA GO! Me: ME EITHER but 12 has choir in 30 mins. Yall can't stay here by yourselves. 4 yr old: We promise to not kill each other.

10 chili dogs for $10 sounds like I'm making great life choices.

has the number of kicks to the balls gone down in the last 10 years?

why is my right nipple itchy? am I dying?

wait. How they have a budget shortfall with that marijuana tax?

yall. I literally said holy fucking shit when I saw this.

the working class who lament their rich overlords, elect and will be governed by *checks notes* an alliance of billionaires.

how tf are people being taught communism when they getting shot or get sex changed.

Streethawk gave me an unrealistic expectation that jumping over things on a motorcycle was easy peasy.

my kids jumped up and down like when swifties see Taylor Swift but for Bluey

the raw milk drinkers and anti-vaxxers only have convinced me to invest in funeral homes.

lol, yall wanted tariffs. people call it a national sales tax. that is slightly inaccurate. it is a mark-up which is then taxed. So consumers pay the tariff, AND pay more in taxes to govt.

I'm sorry jesus gave you a tiny penis.

orcas are wearing salmon hats. we are screwed.

can someone adjust my algorithm? more boobs, less male gay penises. was there a button I didn't push?

don't worry, I don't even know who I am most of the time

People fear being assaulted by a transsexual in the bathroom, but it's okay when it is your minister? Or your family? wtf, America.

I cannot believe that I move to the desert, and now miss winter.

there needs to be a balance between memes, shitposts, and boobs for a social platform to take off.

Me. The Hulk's dick 🤝 Won't fit in anywhere

seriously I've been asking why we didn't let Ukraine go ham on Russia. youtu.be/YwK7AuCH4PQ?...

instead of let's go, why aren't we saying stop them more

air pump in the water triples the speed of growth. it is wild how fast.

was this bumfights I just watched?

this is what bluesky feels like rn.

Green onions, thai basil, roma tomatoes, beefsteak tomatoes, and white strawberry startups. next round is butter and romaine lettuce.

clarify. 😑 dipshits, you haven't been able to hold him accountable this way ever. Do better than get clarification.

sorry, learning about bushcraft

Yall still eating Halloween candy?

Took yall long enough.

louisiana: we’re going to make schools display the 10 commandments god: you should probably read the 10 commandments first louisiana: yeah yeah we will right after we pledge allegiance to this idol we made

who isn't peddling. this place is out of resources.

Yall. This is the sunshine needed in all this gloom.

this is the same approach that has made X a garbage dump. where one slur is okay to say but not ones used to describe Elon.

holy shit. I can type Elon is a cishet bitch without penalties!

I really am wishing for Tyson to hit Paul so hard his head flies into the 10th row.