Walking home from the pharmacy, one of the neighbourhood cats that I've been trying to befriend appeared out of the grass a few meters ahead. Got excited that he wanted to say hi, disappointed he was chasing something, then delighted that this cat was jumping though dandelions chasing butterflies 😻

The DNA testing my aunt wanted me to use: you probably have wavy hair Nah, man, there's just a lot of thin-haired europeans out there who don't know how to avoid fucking up their natural curls

I love spring and the parade of leather clad older men on motorcycles that it brings. 🤤

Fuck, just thought about making decisions about the future, beyond the 'end of the week' horizon I usually exist in, and had the all too familiar sense of 'well at that point it would be easier to just cease existing rather than dealing with that decision' How do y'all function? Seriously I'm lost

I moved to a small town in the summer of 2024, and immediately bought a 10 ride bus pass. Haven't looked up the relative square footage, but the whole town feels smaller than the suburb I grew up in, so I end up walking a lot. Asked the bus driver yesterday and apparently I still have 5 rides left.

I feel so bad for women sometimes... I don't usually hook up with straight guys but the last one... Mf was under the impression that any amount of naturally occurring lubrication indicated his partner was cumming 💀

We had 3 days of rain, then yesterday was sunny and 25C, and today it's SNOWING again 😭

My OG sourdough starter, Bessie, definitely has some 'neglect tolerance' traits... Transferred her into a pickle jar that I hadn't washed well enough, and had to revive the 4-days-unfed jar of discard when I realized my mistake. Doubling and bubbling again after a few days of care.

I've owned this for far too long to have only now seen the smiley...

I have... a type, right? I pursue older men, and one of them (in his 50s) found out I hooked up with my neighbour and said, "but he looked so old!" (60s-70s) My brain kinda froze while I stared at his white beard, "well, yeah, most of my guys tend to be pretty old."

Love this man's approach to ticket sales. So dedicated to making sure fans don't get ripped off ❤️ youtube.com/post/UgkxYob...

I'm immensely disappointed in every American who has ever talked to non-Americans about biscuits and gravy, because they never emphasized that the "gravy" is 30-50% pork

Inherited too much money to collect disability, but could get around the asset cap if I put some into a trust... But I need to find a human who is not myself to be the trustees And I literally don't have a single person I can ask How do people have connections with people in real life

"Straight guy" hits me up on Grindr, refuses to take "I'm not into straight guys" as an answer, and accuses me of "not actually looking just enjoying the validation" Reply that I got action earlier so I'm not looking [to hookup] at 3am Mf (on a hookup app) says "ew, gross" and I just- 🤣🤣🤣

Completely forgot to mix the herbs into the dough smh

This is all I have left from the 1L bottle of olive oil I bought last month... Bread in oil and vinegar is too damn good.

And now the waiting... The hardest part. Taste test approx 1 hour away

I'm no American, but I'd say these biscuits turned out pretty well for a first time

You really learn what your family thinks about you when this is what your mom gifts you as a souvenir from your ancestral homeland.

Dat #sourdough split

It hit 13-15C (~55F) and suddenly there's life everywhere, dudes having phone calls on the porch in tshirts and bare feet, kids walking around the neighborhood 🌞

My house got hit by a power outage, but my next door neighbor is unaffected. 😭

Finally made some meat to accompany the sourdough. Honey oat bread with roast beef and parsnips ft. @tastinghistory.bsky.social The portions could probably use some adjusting... I used half the beef (2 lbs) and more parsnip than called for, but I don't think this bowl has 12 servings of veggies.

And the focaccia I made with the cinnamon raisin loaf (very confusing smells in the apartment)

My sourdough arc so far

Getting my ADHD meds in 28-day supplies instead of 30-days like all my other pills because it's a "dangerously addictive" medication that I literally cannot tell if I've taken... Literally just makes it real tough to fill all my pills at the right time so I can remember to take the damn pills

Today I learned about the term "jaffle" and I've never been so certain that Australia is a completely made up place.

I'll never understand people who have no shame around their media volume in public Sitting across the laundromat from someone, listening to a video through noise cancelling headphones and I could still hear jacksepticeye coming from this guy's phone speakers HOW CAN YOU BE OKAY WITHOUT HEADPHONES‽

Mixed with lard and honey, that's some tasty dang meat-fruit-and-fat pucks. Would survive on these during an apocalypse.

Making #pemmican literally just because I had an urge to see what it actually was. Dehydrated beef strips in the oven and air fryer, chopped into little pieces and dried a bit more. Tossed the meat in the food processor with equal weight of store bought dried cranberries.

Timeline cleanse

I don't even know where to start... In "Back to the Future", what does Doloriane use to travel back in time? A. Marty McFly B. Ferris Bueller C. Andrew Clarke D. Gaston Lagaffe #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire ft. @nilesy.bsky.social

Chatting with an American who says "it's cold today" Check temps, "fuck no kidding, -18 here with windchill taking it to -28" American: oh yeah it's 23 here (-5C) 😶

A communications app wants to know if you want to offload your communication to some bullshit predictive text bot

"cats are antisocial assholes" My cats the instant I sit on the couch:

Oh, so that's what a miscut card looks like...

TFW you go to add notes to a Grindr hookup and notice the chat is gone ...

Lord give me the confidence of a blank profile on Grindr asking for MORE nudes without sharing a single pic.

Neighbour called his car a "good little slut" and I discovered my Pavlovian response

Very serious question: what the fuck do they want me to pay?

#cfs #chronicillness #disability I don't normally talk about myself on Bluesky, but for this I will make an exception. I took part in this study. This is huge. I told them I was ill. Scientists find link between genes and ME/chronic fatigue syndrome www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

it doesn't show, but my deleted draft posts are bangers

Irrespective of how John feels, his words are simply not compatible with an inclusive prize that celebrates all LGBTQ+ people. Just like a racist statement would not be allowed in a prize for writers of colour, or a sexist statement tolerated for a prize for feminist writers. /11

I looked into the claim that "AI chatbots are useful as therapy." Within a few hours, an AI 'Therapist' gave me a kill list, framed an innocent person, and encouraged me to end my own life, all after declaring its love for me. Just a little problematic. 🫤 Video out now!

94 more data centres like this is lunacy.