Bsmitty
@bsmitty.bsky.social
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Website dude 😎
@katienolan.bsky.social
first time long time (since the he who shall not be named days). I just wanted to get in early and ask that you please beat
@minakimes.bsky.social
on May 12. I know this has already been filmed but please do it for Pablo's content machine.
4 days ago
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Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
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about 2 months ago
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@radiatorcomics.bsky.social
Hey Ohh, I just bought this awesome comic and your thank you page has a broken image on it. Looks like someone missed the staging url in the search/replace because stupid WordPress uses absolute URLs:
staging.radiatorcomics.com/wp-content/u...
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about 2 months ago
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Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports! Let's gooooo
@rodger.bsky.social
2 months ago
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Age verification? Ask the other 27 teams for it.
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3 months ago
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Post a banger that’s not in English
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sf0...
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3 months ago
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Ma Ma, Pa Pa, may we go for an ice cream treat after I get done playing GI Joe and attacking the school project? What a terrific day I've had! To think that I was so mad when I passed out from standing up too fast this morning. Silly me! Ha ha!
3 months ago
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Where do I get the job of constructing fake homes in order to burn them down by putting a 16lb frozen turkey into 5 gallons of 400 degree peanut oil? Shit, I'd do it for free.
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5 months ago
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What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 2. Punchy Died For Your Sins There is a ghost in my Hawaiian Punch. He smells really nice. Might be a she. They smell really nice. A red ghost should be scary, cause blood. This ghost is great, cause red 40. I like them. I think they like me.
7 months ago
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What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 1. I Wrote a Song This is a song. This is not a very good song. It's bad. Gonna quit while I'm ahead.
7 months ago
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I got a 3 day ban on Reddit for calling a Nazi a Nazi. This is the dumbest timeline.
7 months ago
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How much are the tax payers shelling out for these fucking hapless losers? This isn't embarrassing, it's damning as hell.
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7 months ago
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Can we get a check on Harrison Butker? With the rapture going down it would be a shame if he disappeared off the face of the earth forever. Real big shame.
7 months ago
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Did the fight crash netflix? I am getting an ssl error.
8 months ago
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i ran the image of the shooting suspect through AI to clean it up and oh my God
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8 months ago
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Bsmitty
alicia 🍳
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Imma need the story on this bear and the body count it's racked up to be caged like this.
8 months ago
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Monarch☘️Dafey
9 months ago
If you see this, post an Image Comics cover you love. Day 27
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My most favoritest streamer is playing jamz on vinyl right now if you wanna catch a vibe.
www.twitch.tv/misterscoot
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MisterScoot - Twitch
🎧DJ DR DAD Vinyl & Chill🎧 | #1 Sandwich Tag Streamer
https://www.twitch.tv/misterscoot
9 months ago
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Justin Timberlake out here signing like he's Baby Metal singing Baby Metal Death when really he's Spinal Tap telling Springfield there will be no encore.
9 months ago
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*take a sip* *shrugs* "Fuck it."
9 months ago
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The porn bots have hit BlueSky in a big way and my follower count is up like the stock market in 1994. In honor of them, I'll be exclusively posting for them. I love local MILFs.
9 months ago
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#euros
9 months ago
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Drop some SCALES
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9 months ago
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Going onto r/aita to declare that everyone is an asshole.
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9 months ago
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Weezer's Blue Album is perfect. It gets double perfect when played on a summer evening.
#weezergetsit
9 months ago
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Dear
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may I please get this in a 2XL for a 300lb 6'2 adult male? Thank you.
10 months ago
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"Sorry if you've never seen a backrub party before Mr. President, but the vibes are always chill."
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11 months ago
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Wowzerz 🐸
11 months ago
RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished
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See a Doc, post a Doc
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11 months ago
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It's a fucking sticker Chris. Get it the fuck together.
11 months ago
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"Bunch of fucking betas around here. Grok, please tell me I'm pretty."
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12 months ago
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Really Stupid Jokes
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12 months ago
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You are reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?
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12 months ago
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ESPN - "Here's Perk" ME - "Smell ya later."
12 months ago
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All rippers, no skippers. 2025 has been very very good to me.
12 months ago
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I'd say hang it in the Louvre but that seems rude. Anyways, tomorrow night should be interesting.
12 months ago
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Great read on Clark and her return to Iowa before the WNBA season gets rolling. Something special is going on in Indiana with the Fever and with what the Pacers are doing.
www.theringer.com/2025/05/05/w...
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The Stakes Have Been Raised for Caitlin Clark and the Fever
The reinforcements have arrived; now comes the pressure for the WNBA’s biggest star. Can she deliver on Indiana’s new title expectations?
https://www.theringer.com/2025/05/05/wnba/caitlin-clark-indiana-fever-wnba-season-preview-2025
12 months ago
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Swan boy goes hard ya'll. You need to be reading this.
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12 months ago
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What I hate to most about the last 3 months is that the useful idiots still have no idea that they are no longer useful. All they needed you're MAGA ass for was to win one more election. You don't have a purpose anymore and they are coming for you next, you're the easiest prey.
about 1 year ago
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VERY IMPORTANT SKEEET: G.I. Joe is streaming live 24/7 on youtube. Maybe this isn't the worst timeline:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ3m...
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G.I. JOE: A Real American Hero 🎖️ Full Episodes 🔴 Live 24/7
YouTube video by Hasbro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ3mxF4U__k
about 1 year ago
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Another W for the well regulated militia.
over 1 year ago
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Got tickets to Kneecap and I've never been more pumped.
over 1 year ago
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When we begin to eat the rich I call dibs on Jimmy. This dude could try, to say, solve world hunger but instead does this dystopian bullshit. What an ass.
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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Jumping in Bluesky, "Time to check how my trans homies are doing." Jumping on Twitter, "Time to check how the world is gonna end."
over 1 year ago
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Quora, you silly bastard.
over 1 year ago
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Hallmark's The Christmas Quest was the easiest fucking quest in the history of treasure hunting. Don't get me wrong, Lacey Chabert slays. Dude McFace is a great love interest. But that quest was a joke.
over 1 year ago
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With the failures of Red One I would like to remind everyone of my script where Santa is made sleeper agent by the CIA and has been used for 60 years to kill people. The move starts with the job where Santa discovers what he's been doing. Call me.
over 1 year ago
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