@katienolan.bsky.social first time long time (since the he who shall not be named days). I just wanted to get in early and ask that you please beat @minakimes.bsky.social on May 12. I know this has already been filmed but please do it for Pablo's content machine.

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

@radiatorcomics.bsky.social Hey Ohh, I just bought this awesome comic and your thank you page has a broken image on it. Looks like someone missed the staging url in the search/replace because stupid WordPress uses absolute URLs: staging.radiatorcomics.com/wp-content/u...

Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports! Let's gooooo @rodger.bsky.social

Age verification? Ask the other 27 teams for it.

Post a banger that’s not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sf0...

Ma Ma, Pa Pa, may we go for an ice cream treat after I get done playing GI Joe and attacking the school project? What a terrific day I've had! To think that I was so mad when I passed out from standing up too fast this morning. Silly me! Ha ha!

Where do I get the job of constructing fake homes in order to burn them down by putting a 16lb frozen turkey into 5 gallons of 400 degree peanut oil? Shit, I'd do it for free.

What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 2. Punchy Died For Your Sins There is a ghost in my Hawaiian Punch. He smells really nice. Might be a she. They smell really nice. A red ghost should be scary, cause blood. This ghost is great, cause red 40. I like them. I think they like me.

What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 1. I Wrote a Song This is a song. This is not a very good song. It's bad. Gonna quit while I'm ahead.

I got a 3 day ban on Reddit for calling a Nazi a Nazi. This is the dumbest timeline.

How much are the tax payers shelling out for these fucking hapless losers? This isn't embarrassing, it's damning as hell.

Can we get a check on Harrison Butker? With the rapture going down it would be a shame if he disappeared off the face of the earth forever. Real big shame.

Did the fight crash netflix? I am getting an ssl error.

i ran the image of the shooting suspect through AI to clean it up and oh my God

bug

Imma need the story on this bear and the body count it's racked up to be caged like this.

If you see this, post an Image Comics cover you love. Day 27

My most favoritest streamer is playing jamz on vinyl right now if you wanna catch a vibe. www.twitch.tv/misterscoot

Justin Timberlake out here signing like he's Baby Metal singing Baby Metal Death when really he's Spinal Tap telling Springfield there will be no encore.

*take a sip* *shrugs* "Fuck it."

The porn bots have hit BlueSky in a big way and my follower count is up like the stock market in 1994. In honor of them, I'll be exclusively posting for them. I love local MILFs.

Drop some SCALES

Going onto r/aita to declare that everyone is an asshole.

Weezer's Blue Album is perfect. It gets double perfect when played on a summer evening. #weezergetsit

Dear @netflix.com may I please get this in a 2XL for a 300lb 6'2 adult male? Thank you.

"Sorry if you've never seen a backrub party before Mr. President, but the vibes are always chill."

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

See a Doc, post a Doc

It's a fucking sticker Chris. Get it the fuck together.

"Bunch of fucking betas around here. Grok, please tell me I'm pretty."

Really Stupid Jokes

You are reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?

ESPN - "Here's Perk" ME - "Smell ya later."

All rippers, no skippers. 2025 has been very very good to me.

I'd say hang it in the Louvre but that seems rude. Anyways, tomorrow night should be interesting.

Great read on Clark and her return to Iowa before the WNBA season gets rolling. Something special is going on in Indiana with the Fever and with what the Pacers are doing. www.theringer.com/2025/05/05/w...

Swan boy goes hard ya'll. You need to be reading this.

What I hate to most about the last 3 months is that the useful idiots still have no idea that they are no longer useful. All they needed you're MAGA ass for was to win one more election. You don't have a purpose anymore and they are coming for you next, you're the easiest prey.

VERY IMPORTANT SKEEET: G.I. Joe is streaming live 24/7 on youtube. Maybe this isn't the worst timeline: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ3m...

Another W for the well regulated militia.

Got tickets to Kneecap and I've never been more pumped.

When we begin to eat the rich I call dibs on Jimmy. This dude could try, to say, solve world hunger but instead does this dystopian bullshit. What an ass.

Jumping in Bluesky, "Time to check how my trans homies are doing." Jumping on Twitter, "Time to check how the world is gonna end."

Quora, you silly bastard.

Hallmark's The Christmas Quest was the easiest fucking quest in the history of treasure hunting. Don't get me wrong, Lacey Chabert slays. Dude McFace is a great love interest. But that quest was a joke.

With the failures of Red One I would like to remind everyone of my script where Santa is made sleeper agent by the CIA and has been used for 60 years to kill people. The move starts with the job where Santa discovers what he's been doing. Call me.