hey guys. local porcupine had a baby

[Tigger scratches at a clearly rubber, pink mice and hisses at it in the corner of a wall.] " Hisssss! "

A portrayal of Deltatraveler Kris! Dark themes ahead. Likes + reposts appreciated! More info below.

"𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦." 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙋𝘽 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙮!

// seen my followers do this so why not

♫ 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙀 𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙏 Cool Kid Cody is now here!

[Tigger grabs it, not questioning the origin of where it came from and just chugging it.]

Go get him then! Last time I saw him was on the cooking class or whatever it was...

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Gay girls for life!

Helloo? Earth to Sparky?

He'll be fine! He kind of fainted on my arms and stopped breathing for like 50 seconds and his eyes started to fade but he WAS alive!

I DIDN'T SAY HE WAS IN LOVE WITH YOUUUU! He just looks a bit zesty, is all!

It's highly IRONIC coming from the mentally unstable teenager being the center of attentions in a love triangle!

You're REALLY full of yourself, Sparky. [Tigger chuckles, crossing her arms.] Who knows? Maybe you still got a few lovers, I've seen the way that blood-puking orange hair dog looks at you.

Wow, Sparky had all the ladies back then, didn't you? Hehe, just joking! Just jokin'.

I MEANT MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE! Jeez, how hard is it to understand?

With SOME exceptions!

I see nothing but gay boys around the school.

Rover tried to drink the toilet water AGAIN. I told him to stop before having to drag him out of the bathroom... He's one filthy dog, no wonder he's still puking out blood! His system has got to be fried, and thats coming from ME!

(That boy is too much in denial...)

YOU TWO ARE SO TOTES DATING! Don't be so ashamed!

I always forget you guys are dating... [Tigger looks around to see if anyone was nearby to hear.] Of course, you are kind of insecure about the whole relationship with the team captain! It's kind of weird to see, don'tcha think?

I didn't offer that, but yes! I would. If he was really hunting you, then I'd have to defend you. [Tigger has to crouch a little so Redd can pat her.] Yeah! And I'll never let it happen! Ever, ever again!

[Tigger growls a bit.] I'm... I'm still not really used to knowing that you died. [She keeps petting Redd, her tail swaying rapidly.] He won't! Just let me know if he does anything weird; I'll stay as close as possible!

I think you should be watching EVERY limb you have around him. [Tigger chuckles at the yelp, petting Redd.] You should be fine, though; he doesn't seem to really like killing people... At least I don't think so!

Wouldn't trust the dude with a friendly knife, wouldn't even trust him with safe needles. I feel like he can figure out how to kill everyone in this school the instant he even lays eyes on you... [She scratches her arm.] He's safe, for now, but still! It leaves me worried sometimes.

📌[ PINNED ] 📌 " 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦? 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶... 𝘵𝘰 𝓱𝓮𝓻. " ✧ AU Portrayal of Rhyme from Cool Kid Cody. Head canons may apply! ✧ Adult muse, minor mun, lewd DNI. ✧ Serious & Unserious RP/parody accepted! ✧ Reposts appreciated! #MVRP #BSKYRP

Rover keeps biting the upper shelf and putting his paw on the ingredients when he can't reach them normally instead of askin' for them.

[Pat pat.] I'm sure you're a good boy now until proven otherwise, though.

[... She seems skeptical.] I'll believe it once the intelligent cats at Magic Club tell me so! They always know everythin'...

[Tigger pets him, but also begrudgingly wants to punch him in the jaw.] You know, I really know you were kind of the most horrible cat this world had to offer some while back, but I do think you're kind of adorable right now.

That Patches dude really gives me the creeps...

Uhh, no. They're probably here; you just needa look closer. [Tigger looks back to the wall behind her, still thinking about a lot of stuff at once.] Mittens called them that? Guess professionalism does have its limits, really! Thought they were all fancy wordplay, but...

Kittens? Man, those are BABY cats! We're grown! [Tigger sighs, as if it was the dumbest thing that has ever came out of a persons mouth.] I guess we have one, just one that isn't really on sight.

You look uh, fine... I guess. [Tigger starts to rub her eyes.] Mittens? That fancy cat? Yikes, if you didn't ask where they are, then I won't even know the slightest about them!

[Tigger hops back and instantly raises her paw for self-defense, due to the sudden intrusion of her thought process. How rude!] Oh, hi uh... Person. [She looks around, scratching her head.] I'm not sure, probably around the hallway; you should find a door that kind of points it out.

I wish Sparky was around more often; we haven't seen each other in a long while, I'm sure...

letter in lieu of current events, it is my firm belief that writers should rightfully be allowed to write characters as they wish. have i been occasionally annoyed by portrayals i don't agree with? in the past yes. is that justification to harass someone? absolutely the hell not. (more below)

I really wish the school nurse would be a little more proactive. Having fewer students with issues that require actual medical attention come up to me asking for a nondescript "healing spell" would be nice.

Aww, am I that attractive, reallyy? [Tigger yawns and stretches a bit as she lays on top of him.] Ya know, this whole talk made me feel real calm... And your body is the perfect bed! [Even though her bed was right there...] [She kisses him one last time, before slowly falling asleep.]

[Tigger pets him even faster.] Don't say that! You know you're too purrfect to feel bad about not understanding stuff. [Tigger, after some TIME, lays her body fully on Redd, legs wrapped up and everything.] Yeah, but I still kinda feel bad, ya know? But I'm glad you're fine after all... That!

But WE assumed to loving each other, I mean! [Tigger pets Redd slowly, but then she genuinely goes red at the mention of their first encounter.] I‐I'm sorry for that! I really didn't know was gonna hit YOU out of all people—

[Tigger looks at Redd crying.] Oh no no no, don't cry, Redd! [She rapidly cleans his tears, kissing him more.] You know, I always kind of had a crush on you. I mean... I'm not really THAT social with people, so I never really had the courage to even admit it!

[Tigger becomes even more flustered.] I'm not THAT pretty! I mean, I myself think I'm a little bit unattractive based on my looks... [She looks to her arm, before staring at Redd as he refers to himself as a 'scrawny cat', she starts to cry out of happiness before kissing him even more.] [+]

[Tigger tries her best not to crush Redd because of her body, but she was basically LAYING her entire body on him, it was kinda hard...] You're going to make me blush! [She shakes her heads and does rapid sentences, all saying how adorable Redd was, before she snuzzles on his neck.] [+]

[Tigger keeps laughing, her tail swaying before she leans close to Redd's face, her entire body on top of his.] Hope you don't mind me! [... Only a few minutes ago she was talking about the possibility of crushing Redd if he was the bed.] And also, how are you enjoying the game so far, hun?

I always need my person-sized plushie and you know it! [She chuckles to herself before resting more of her body on him.] Uh, duh! You're the cutest lil thing ever, only an idiot would waste the opportunity to NOT want you. [Tigger kisses him rapidly on the forehead.] Awww...

[Tigger looks away before facing Redd back, embarrassed...] I couldn't find the right position to sleep comfortably, without you! So that's ALSO why I invited you... [She pulls him closer, putting her face aside his shoulder.] Sorry, I guess I just have troubles with such... Aghh, I don't know!