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‘S not buried that deep. Like hell I’d spend effort digging a 6ft hole for someone like her.

Well, I wouldn’t say HID, cuz there’s nobody to hide it from, but yeah.

*They lead him to a fairly overgrown backyard on the edge of town*

Okie-dokie!

That happened to me once!!!!!! *They roll up their right sleeve to show him the burn scars covering their arm*

I know where it is cuz I buried it.

Maybe we should try making a pie or dig up Snaps’s body for fun.

I was thinking of napping all day, but…

hey guys. local porcupine had a baby

Okay, well… *they step aside to let him through*

*They open the door for him* You don’t carry keys with you?

*They look through the peephole on the door*

*They get up to go lock the door*

I’ll just… lock the door.

….you didn’t lock the door when you left…??

I’ll be at your apartment unless someone comes and murders or kidnaps me or something.

You can take a big break off work and tell them that you were buried with the facility for a bit.

There’s always other branches…

Hate to break it to ya but they’re not gonna sort it out.

That means there was a sitewide emergency. They only bury entire branches in worst-case scenarios.

…..????????

*Sleepily picking up the phone* Whozzere…

*IF they woke up 😭😭😭 no they died in their sleep* *they wonder how he managed to get them off of him without waking them up.*

*They’re knocked out fairly quickly, having trained themself to do so in order to get as much sleep as possible at their Lovely Job that Treats Its Low Ranking Employees Very Well 😁😁😊*

*Seeing as he has already slumped himself over the couch. They slump over him.*

*Tgey follow. Like a fucked up looking duckling.*

But my best friend. Yarky Fritz 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

I can sleep wherever.

Yup totally true

Like you? *they playfully elbow him* Maybe I’ll crash at your place tonight.

Probably nothing good…

NON BINARY BLAST

Yuppy duppy! *they pull the knife out of their hair and hold it out to him*

You can borrow my knife. (Ironically their knife is angel’s old knife.)

What are you gonna do with that knife-wand? I’m sure it can still do damage in that state, but…

Well, no, but…. he could know something …!

I know how abnorm ego works, it’s extracted from the strongest parts of thoughts, but not how personal ego works. It’s just too rare. It could just be magic… Or it could be ego. But, um, it looks like it sorta surged with your confidence…? Maybe we could ask Sparky or something.

I… might know? Um, I’ve never ever seen it myself, but I’ve heard stories that sometimes people can actually manifest their own ego gear on extreme rare occasions… But, um, I’m pretty sure it’s like, a city only thing, so maybe not…

I repair electronic panels and sort files and clean up viscera for a living. I think I could handle a dump truck.

Why wouldn’t it be ethical?

There’s no way you just… *they gingerly reach out to touch the new part of the blade*

*They aren’t entirely sure what just happened and are a bit startled*

And you were just gonna listen to her….? *they look . a little disappointed in him*