I spent a lot of time on this guy’s face.

Comin’ Down the Road queer science fiction. Preorder it for May 1 release from @spacecowboybooks.bsky.social ‘s page bookshop.org/a/197/978196...

Based on a true fantasy when I worked at an amusement park one summer. Peterschutes.com/books

Happy Monochrome Monday #mcm This is a closeup of a bejeweled #buttplug in my ass. It reminds me of a segment in Scholastic Magazine called “What in the World?” that featured extreme closeups which you would try to identify.

I realized this moment that I am truly an old fart because this is the first time I’ve heard of rickrolling. Like the trend passed me by 20 years ago. Where was I? And I learned it from a crossword puzzle! Old. Also, should I have said “I was today years old when…”?

Gary’s sex hammer makes me want to pound a nail. #sizequeen

Hoboes, Hustlers, and Outlaws - The seedy underbelly of society is filled with tight holes and big fat dicks. And big fat dicks fill tight holes. Get some now a.co/d/bnWZHt1

Did you get your copy yet? It’s right up your alley and down your dirty back road. Comin’ Down the Road featuring stories by Frank Slater and @mrsteed.bsky.social on presale now. Get it from @spacecowboybooks.bsky.social at this link: bookshop.org/a/197/978196...

I can see your dirty pillows, everyone will. #bulge #bulto #fcf

Yeah, it’s Muscle Eddie. #siliconed

Uh, yeah! I’m like so sure.

They called me sissy ‘cuz I wouldn’t play football and all my friends were girls. They were probably on to something. Peterschutes.com/books

Good underwear is hard to find when you find yourself hard. #mcm

Which diversions listed here excite you most? Which ones not listed? #fetishes #gaykink

Small Cockpits and Big Hangars - Titillating tales of the mile high club and beyond. Pilots, passengers, porn stars and puerile boys get it on in the sky. Get your copy: bookshop.org/p/books/smal...

I’m giving Palm Springs Lemon Party fierceness. (Snaps fingers). Happy Fat Cock Friday.

Bonus fat cock Friday vid. Yes, it’s me and my shadow. #fcf #artisticnudity

Alex Roman makes it look so easy.

There ain’t enough pretty boys to go around in the Merchant Marines. Just kidding. Peterschutes.com/books

Did you passionately hate a jock in the locker room? Were you a hated jock? I was self-aware enough to recognize my passion, so I didn’t hate him. I mooned over him instead. #jockstrap #jocks #lockerroom

Happy Monochrome Monday #mcm

Big Hole River is a real place in Montana, where much of the action takes place in this half-novel half-anthology hardcore erotic HEA romance. Get it now: bookshop.org/p/books/big-...

Why ask why? It’s obvious.

@tpowerx.bsky.social is hands down my favorite influencer. I hope he’s as happy as he appears in his photos. If not, I could make him happy.

Happy Fat Cock Friday. My fingers cannot encircle it. Can you? #fcf #bulge #bulto

I fear my ironic sense of humor is dated relative to today’s social media users. What do the kids find funny? I feel like my Grandma. She listened to Flanders and Swann and burst out laughing. I just sat there asking myself “what’s a g-nu and why is it funny?”

Thread my needle, poke my canvas, and make me a pretty picture. #cottagecore

There’s a story by @mrsteed.bsky.social in there, too!

My buddy Frank has a new gay SF erotica novella available for pre-order from @peterschutes.bsky.social publishing Hot steamy cloned highway patrol smut! bookshop.org/a/197/978196...

The Slaves of Rome - Buy it now: a.co/d/6REbu7w It’s a surprisingly romantic high adventure with magic, size swapping, and explosive sex.

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me All the time like Blondie, check out my Chrissie behind…

Monochrome Monday. The briefs are nude colored, but you would never know in this black and white tale of the bulge. #mcm #bulto

Stick it in, make your deposit, withdraw, and be on your merry way.

Get #horny with this #gayerotica about sexy Satyr's and the lusty god #dionysus. Art by @the-craft-and-art.bsky.social Published by @peterschutes.bsky.social www.peterschutes.com/2025/05/09/d...

I’m a weirdo. I love loafing about or cooling off in a pool in hot weather. I love sitting outside, sweating and doing almost nothing but fanning myself and lifting an iced tea to my lips. So I’m not complaining about the recent LA heatwave. It’s good for the jacarandas, too.

Reminds me of that old Sinatra/Kelley movie “On the Town.”

Happy Fat Cock Friday. That swimsuit disappeared at a pool orgy. I had to wear a towel home. #fcf #bulto #bulge

Is that foot lotion dripping onto the alarm clock? Oh!! It’s cum. But wait, whose cum? Illustration in HandJobs mini magazine. Part of the literature collection @tomoffinland.org

It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

Last spotted on the Hershey Highway…the latest queer pulp science fiction gem from Peter Schutes Publishing with a great erotic love story by @mrsteed.bsky.social Cumming May 1. Pre-Order now! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/comin-down... #queersf

Rudy has a fat hog, and it scares a lot of men away. Not Mike. PeterSchutes.com/books

The bargain store is open, come inside. You can easily afford the price. #mcm

One of my favorite magazine design motifs - the back cover of Images magazine is the front cover in reverse.

I can attest to the beauty, horror, and wonder of Mr. Steed’s story “A Globe, Granite Underfoot.”

That’s not what the hose is for, Mr. Fireman.

What would you do with all that? #fcf #bulto #bulge #jockstrap

Tripods are supposed to be stable.

The life of a small-town sheriff is full of big surprises and large blessings. Peterschutes.com/books

Don’t get trampled in Pamplona.

My balls just keep leaking out the sides of my jock. #mcm #jockstrap #bulto #bulge