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In case you haven’t figured it out, I’m a bottom. #mcm #booty

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From pulp paperback “Mowing and Blowing” Buy it now! a.co/d/3nvzOFR

Sometimes I like oral. Too thick for anal. #mcm #siliconed

He who controls the spice controls the universe. #fcf

The Able Seaman by Peter Schutes. Part of the paperback “Bobbing Buoys and Salty Seamen” but also available as an ebook. Go look for it, I’m too lazy to post the URL here.

Ah, that’s not big. It doesn’t even reach his knee! <vbg>

Muscle Beach by Peter Schutes Snatch, clean, and jerk with Shamus while he spreads that muscle bottom for you.

#bulge Tuesday. #bulto My grey sweatpants always do it for me.

Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather Shiny leather in the dark

I have gotten much looser and welcoming as the years have passed. I still have never gaped, though. #butthole #mcm

Thor of Sweden was a contemporary of Tom of Finland. I took this photo of his work at the Tom House when it was laying out on display.

Happy #MCM #monochromemonday from your girthy grandpa.

I dated a guy who was very thick and long enough to pass easily into my second hole. He had that dark red hair and freckles that I love. Now when I see a guy with that complexion, I just assume he’s horse-hung.

Chopper Jock is based on a date I had with a helicopter pilot who was frequently rejected for his girth. Like soup can thick. Progresso, not Campbells.

This drawing is inspired by a photo of influencer/porn actor Andy Onassis. He’s versatile, but I think he prefers to bottom based on many of his posts.

We’ll be havin’ some fun. This story is based on a crush I had on a security guard when I was a teen working at Great America. I recommend putting old crushes into your erotic stories - it makes description much easier.

The deranged tweaker who cleaned the video booths cornered me and said, “You think you’re hot shit cuz you’re working the cash register. Don’t look at me that way, bro, or I’ll fuckin’ kill you.” I was let go for reporting him to my manager.

The bargain store is open, come inside. And you can easily afford the price. #mcm #jockstrap

The snake charmer had a very big basket containing a massive hooded cobra.

What looks better than a good crack? Wrong answers only.

Coached by Chuck Idgaf I’ll make it easy for you - click the link to get the ebook now www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...

Care to try your hand at making an innuendo out of this title? I’m listening.

Hercules and Lippos Get it on Smashwords. www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...

This was an easy A.

I wear glasses now. #mcm

This was based on a snapshot of a guy holding one of those realistically colored but very un-realistic sized dildos in his crotch. It fooled me, but I’m a believer.

Nude Living. The art director was pretty clever with the sparkling color. In the 90s I went to Oklahoma for a film shoot. I discovered that there was still a ban on queer pornography in the Sooner State. Gay magazines were all “physique” mags. And, oddly, these nudist mags were still hot sellers!

Satan’s Sissy Boy by Adam Maxwell Bigglesworth will curl your eyelashes and burn your nose; it’s so damn hot. Get sissified with a demon! a.co/d/13KWEvP

Stop thinking the past was so great. It’s fucking up the present big time.

I have a sensitive meeting place at my house, if you care to come inside me.

A.B.’s closet didn’t hold much clothes. His enormous appreciation of male genitalia, both flaccid and erect, was obvious.

The Anaconda Copper - The town of Anaconda in Montana is dominated by the largest brick smokestack in North America. And the sheriff’s nickname is Stack. His real name is Whelan Dowd. I’ll let your mind put all that together. www.smashwords.com/books/view/7...

Cecil found out many shocking things about himself and others.

For you youngsters who don’t watch MeTV, Mr. Ed was a TV show about a talking horse whose owner was named Wilbur.

If I gave you wood, would you hold it against me? #fcf

Little Shamus by Peter Schutes. You can get the ebook or read this in the paperback “Muscle Bottom”. Available wherever fine smut is sold. Or, if you must, get the paperback on Amazon: a.co/d/24LbOIH

Shhh! This is a library!

I would argue the opposite, of course, but I’m a size queen.

One Eternal Day by Peter Schutes Get the Ebook now: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...

#mcm is a thirst-fest. #underwear #bulto

They had to wipe down the kiln.

Just keep slapping it until it burps forth a creamy load.

Miles High by Peter Schutes Join the club and read the smut on Smashwords: www.smashwords.com/books/view/7...

He was carrying the Costco-sized Braunschweiger. Mine came from the Piggly Wiggly.

Ceci n’est pas une toilette.

Tuber cannibalism hurts everyone.