All my full color has to be way-out, dude.

Below is the epigraph for the MPREG story “The Thigh Baby”. Jupiter boinked Semele and when he came, she burnt in a flash of lightning. The embryo came to term sewn into Jupiter’s thigh. bookshop.org/p/books/tale...

The euro leather scene in 1977. Hot!

I’m fat all over. Getting very muscly, though. I work out hard because my watch nags me so much. #fcf #bulto #bulge #belly. #jockstrap

The outdoor bar @tomoffinland.org

I recently got a review from a gal who read Confessions of a Rodeo Clown. To my surprise, she praised the tenderness of the relationship between Cody, the bull rider and Brightie, the clown. Peterschutes.com

Filed under “I would if I could.” Since this is an autobiography, I guess he could.

Can’t get much for a quarter these days. #mcm #bulto #bulge #gaybear

Stitch witchery.

Bulging in my real-men D-cup tights at my air bnb in the city by the bay. #bulge #bulto

Brutes! Unhand him! From the library @tomoffinland.org

Those Oxballs silicone nipple suction cups didn’t really work on me. The jock strap fit nicely though. Who wants to rub my tummy? #fcf #bulto #bulge #nipples #jockstrap

In the paperback Filthy Jobs and Steamy Showers, you get to meet Shorty McCool - a VERY good towel boy.

This is an absolute heavenly dream vacation for me. I’ve never been to Tokyo! How about you? Nightmare? Dream come true? Both? If it helps, the airline paid for his hotel while they rerouted him to Managua.

Groundhog Day never tasted so good. Peterschutes.com/books

Apparently armpits are a great way to build followers.

If you see me in the club, bubble butt in a jock, say hi. It’s an open marriage. #mcm #jockstrap #booty #gay

It’s dark as a dungeon way down in the mine. Seen hanging in the garden @tomoffinland.org

My favorite detail in this Michael Kirwan drawing is the empty VHS box on the carpet. It explains both why the marine isn’t looking at his young friend, and why he has a knee-length hardon.

I bought these cute short shorts “Muscle Alive” on Amazon. They were some brand like “Kootpurr” or “Palsyfat” or whatever. They are sexy, but my big heavy bulge falls out. #fcf #bulge #bulto.

I love this wallpaper. Probably the best bathroom I’ve ever seen. In the house at @tomoffinland.org

Rub-a-dub-dub, a stud in the tub.

I didn’t get a chance to peep inside this mysterious publication. Is it scat? Or is it perhaps true stories of less than stellar sexual escapades? I haven’t tried the Google yet. #vintageporn

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That hep cat is far out.

My cock and balls look best under spandex. #mcm #bulto #bulge

Sexy science fiction is on the rise.

Bouncing bulge and furry belly in Real Men tights. Should I wear these outside? #bulto

According to AI, meister is a German word meaning “master” or “expert,” and it is commonly added to the end of a noun to indicate a person who is highly skilled or knowledgeable in that particular field. I am an aspiring dongmeister. A boy can dream, can’t he?

It takes a while to break in WildmanT undies. They don’t take my balls into full consideration. More concerned with length. Do you like them? #fcf #bulto #bulge.

This is one of the oddest books in the Tom of Finland Library

We were both 18.

I get turned on watching those strongmen competitions. The excruciating grins of pain are like Spanish fly. Peterschutes.com/books

Ever since I hear about football player Matt Kalil’s split with his wife over his enormous dong, I fantasized what it would be like. I decided to draw it. I call it “The Divorcemaker”. #sizematters #gayartist

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My crack ain’t whack. #jockstrap #mcm #bulge #bulto

In case you haven’t figured it out, I’m a bottom. #mcm #booty

If these didn’t cost over 450.00 a piece, I’d snatch them up in a hot second.

The new Jack in the Box protein bowl.

If this is your nickname, come see me in my office.

I frequently admire myself in a full-length mirror. Do you? #fcf #bulto #bulge

I’m a lazy bottom. And my knees are getting old.

Oh Quentin, you rascal, you! Peterschutes.com/books

I was going to say “We’ll never go back.” But now I think large swaths of the USA have returned to this archaic mindset. Shame be upon the haters. From the library @tomoffinland.org

It’s red, in case you were wondering. #bulge #bulto #mcm

Rex elevated the pen and ink depiction of a dripping wet foreskin to the highest echelon of art.

@spacecowboybooks.bsky.social entered this erotica anthology into the Critters poll and it WON! Congrats to Frank Slater and @mrsteed.bsky.social ! #gaywriters #erotica Buy it: a.co/d/a6JWJ1T

Is there a little fairy in your aerie?

Nothing comes between me and my Calvins. Well, my balls do get in the way. #fcf #bulto #bulge

Watch it wiggle; see it jiggle. Cool and fruity, Jell-O brand gelatin. #bulto #bulge #thickthursday