You ever get eye crusts in a humid place that’s so humid that when you go to rub it off your eye it sticks to your eye folds? Yeah new horror unlocked.

Vegas is greenlit! I am now officially employed in three different states. My taxes are going to be such a mess now lmao

Happy Pi Day!

A Panera is opening nearby my place in LA, right when T-Mobile Tuesdays is giving me unlimited drinks at Panera for five months for $3.99/mo. for five months. I’m gonna get the killer lemonade.

de Sitter space is a prologue to the uniformity of this universe. There’s something we don’t understand. But AdS-CFT explains that our reality is only as perceived because our dimensional perception of the universe is incomplete. And it can never be complete, if you extend the theory.

I am not a liberal. I am not a conservative. I am a progressive. Neither party prioritizes overall progress. Which is why my ideals do not align with either of them. I’d say do better but that goes against what they believe.

Everything in my head is telling me the answer is potatos but that doesn’t even make sense lmao

I’m just tired of losing money…

Dogs and cats sleeping look so much more comfortable than humans sleeping. How do I reach peak pet nap levels of slumber?

Facebook’s algorithm is definitely in the shitter. I have a boyfriend, Zuckerberg 🙄

The Many Worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and that allows for faster than light travel because every quantum “world” is possible and exists but decoheres so if we can find a way to prevent decoherence in only some of the pathways information travels faster than light.

I swear to god I’m going to become a mad scientist

I am Dunning-Kruger’ed into quantum physics because I feel like I understand it now finally but I know that I don’t.

Now that I am traveling more often I have to check which city each event invite is in before I RSVP. #FirstWorldProblems

There are two types of people in this world: those who can learn to survive in New York, and those who chicken out.

Society, at least in my entire experience of living, hates smart people.

Winning money is not as exciting as it seems.

Wow I didn’t know this about Zankou Chicken.

I hate it when people are like “I supported ______ until they did _____ that affects me.” Like okay so all of the terrible things that they did that didn’t affect you didn’t sway your opinion?

I didn’t get to drink at the airport so I took a shot of Crown Royal Green Apple at 9 in the morning when I landed

At my least favorite airport, MIA lol vacation to Vegas yayyy! Too bad Bluesky doesn’t let you do check-ins.

welp. today was the worst day of my career 😖 my entire working life, I made the biggest mistake today.

That mankind can learn is truly the most powerful — in both good and bad extremities — ability, in a universe that does not allow for absolute truths.

I need science to tell me why different shapes of chicken nuggets go better with different kinds of barbecue sauces.

Miami is the first major city I’ve been to that doesn’t have a Chinatown

🤣

lmaooo

I still just don’t understand why anyone would want kids

Miami doesn’t have any night clubs. Only glorified strip clubs advertised as night clubs. Show me a fucking dance floor. I didn’t sign up to be sexually molested by girls I’m not interested in.

Rolls Royce getting towed in Miami Beach lmaooo

I tend not to view problems as problems if I also see a solution, and I’m also very good at problem solving which is probably why so many people think I’m cocky, conceited, bossy, etc.

Wtf is up with my Duolingo icon?! I thought it was telling me I didn’t do a lesson yet today but I opened the app and I already did my lessons today. What gives?!

Looks like I’m going straight back into partying nonstop starting like 3/26 😂

Nothing is serious anymore

Oh yeah it’s my half birthday today

I’d rather get there an hour early than to get there a minute late

My entire Bluesky news feed is @hankgreen.bsky.social and @theonion.com talking about football and football and politics respectively.

The pigeons in Miami are white. This is so unusual to me as someone who has seen black pigeons all my life.

I stopped saying happy birthday to people like a decade ago because I just had too many people to say happy birthday to. Like day in day out just like dozens and I got tired of it.

I haven’t had good alcohol in a while. Everything I have been drinking has been crap lately. Or have I just become bougie? wtf 😩

Hot take: designer babies are not unethical. Nay, it is the current system of ethics that needs fixing, and people wanting their babies to have certain traits are a facet of the paradoxical state of affairs we currently see as ethics.

I just be getting headaches in Miami. This has never happened to me anywhere else before. Wtf?

On an economics level, I actually kind of understand what Trump is trying to achieve. I don’t necessarily agree with it, and of course I can’t read his mind (if he even has one) but I can see some semblance in ideology that goes in line with the republican mindset at least in terms of economics.

Welp. Just heard someone call a black bus driver the N-word.

This is why I don’t post on Facebook anymore. Dumb shit like this got my account permanently banned

This vodka tastes like regret. As in, I regret pouring myself a glass every time I do. It’s so fucking nasty. Don’t ever buy Rain Vodka.

Nostalgia is a bitch

I did not expect to be sad in Miami

My problem is that I think I can watch and pay attention to two videos simultaneously. I cannot. But I do it anyway.

ngl I’m missing my easy LA life right about now. Don’t get me wrong I love my job, working with my favorite managers again. Everything’s going great. I’m just a bit nostalgic.