The Guardian
@custardcollecter.bsky.social
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I collect da custards parody, not associated with zeoworks or anyone else nsfw dni
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4 months ago
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sounds like a cult
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10 months ago
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hey sorry for not being as active, I got a new pc
10 months ago
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who in the fresh hell are you
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10 months ago
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yes hi I exist still
10 months ago
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why the long face?
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10 months ago
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oh just the usual nightmare inducing hallucinations, you?
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12 months ago
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custards,,,,,
12 months ago
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โง ๐๐ถ๐น๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐ฏ๐จ๐ต ๐ ๐๐ถ๐ต๐บ๐ป๐ฌ๐น
12 months ago
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MVRP is for everyone! We should all respect each other no matter what.
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12 months ago
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hello guy guyson, iโm guardian guarderson
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12 months ago
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holy shit itโs the aubergine man
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about 1 year ago
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anyone else ever just have sudden moments of just pure bloodfueled rage? just me? damn ok
about 1 year ago
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good luck
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about 1 year ago
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try replacing the curtains with white ones the bleach them
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about 1 year ago
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I second this!
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about 1 year ago
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damn ok
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about 1 year ago
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try me, iโm not afraid. *oh shit thatโs a chainsaw-*
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about 1 year ago
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did you try using baking soda?
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about 1 year ago
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Slendytubbies FACTS+
about 1 year ago
FUN FACT: For the release of slendytubbies 3 Zeoworks partnered with Freddy Fazbear's Pizza to turn some freddy's locations Slendytubbies themed! They had to cancel the partnership after it was called "shit" by slendytubbies fans and when a child got a little to close to tinky winky.
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henry stickmin
about 1 year ago
*wtf is dis shitโฆโฆโฆ.*
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the few iโve encountered donโt really appear as flying objects with wings- though they still hold immense power- a few even use dark magic and are linked to death itself
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about 1 year ago
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iโm starting to get the feeling that we both have different definitions for what a god is
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about 1 year ago
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damn, thats- a bigger feat than mine which was uh- sorta surviving the early stages of an apocalypse- well back where iโm from anyways- and uh- taking down a large robot while only using an ordinary chainsaw-
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about 1 year ago
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iโm sorry you beat up what-
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about 1 year ago
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i mean, crazier things have happened- like uh- hallucinations that iโd rather not mention any further than i am right now-
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about 1 year ago
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a what?-
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about 1 year ago
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iโm sure whoever said that wasnโt serious
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*Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* Oh im sorry *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* Sorrgy accident.. *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* Why r u bleeding ...
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๐๐ข๐ง๐ || ๐๐จ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ ๐จ๐ฑ
about 1 year ago
โ๐๐ก๐๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐๐...๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฐ๐๐ซ๐๐ง'๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ๐." ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ: ๐๐ข๐ง๐. - ๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐๐ข๐ง ๐๐๐ซ๐ค ๐๐ก๐๐ฆ๐๐ฌ - ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ง๐๐๐ง๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฅ - ๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ - ๐๐จ ๐๐๐ฐ๐ - ๐๐+ ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐๐
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anyways, iโd introduce myself but my name is sorta classified but you can just call me the guardian or W for short
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about 1 year ago
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especially a few certain people because they sorta turn into undead monsters upon death
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about 1 year ago
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yeah, pretty sure most people donโt want to either-
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about 1 year ago
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*Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* Oh im sorry *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* Sorrgy accident.. *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* Why r u bleeding ...
about 1 year ago
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thatโs rich coming from the guy who kidnaps princesses for a living
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about 1 year ago
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itโs just a thing that happens- some people come back to life, some people come back as ghosts, itโs complicated
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about 1 year ago
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i mean hey if it means anything youโll just come back to life eventually, well depending on your luck and whatnot here
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about 1 year ago
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glitch. huh? why does it say that-
about 1 year ago
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stealing your trick bag
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about 1 year ago
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not this fuckass vacuum again
about 1 year ago
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PARODYHATER37000
about 1 year ago
I HATE PARODIES
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help me collect the 10 custards
about 1 year ago
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