I'm not a cannibal. ( While the thought of someone being one didn't repulse Ryder, he hadn't and would never go there to actually consume something human. However, it had crossed his mind to take a bite out of Bruce before. . .) What would you do if I had? Leave me?

Yeah. I store some parts there for later. ( Later for what? Ryder didn't elaborate. ) I don't bring anyone to that room.

// it's only acting up in the app

// the site is not sending my replies 🙃

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Take a guess and I'll reward you if you're right. ( Eyes fixed on the road, his smile was still present. )

( Ryder liked that answer judging by the way he smiled at Bruce. Without saying a word, he left his parking spot and drove off towards the motel. )

// I wanted to reply to more things but then I got distracted and then I got distracted from my distraction and then I got distracted

Why? ( It was a genuine question born from Bruce's obvious repulsion. Ryder got into the car and started the engine. )

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// Bruce @ Ryder @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social

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// my hormones won

Are you coming along? ( Ryder asked casually and opened the trunk of his truck to simply toss the head inside next to other things vaguely resembling body parts. )

Am I really? I guess you're right. ( He turned around and walked out of the house. )

( Ryder looked at Bruce indifferently after that cheesy pun. ) No, I'm not gonna keep anything. But you're right. I shouldn't store them here.

You don't want it? ( The own fridge idea made him think for a few seconds. ) No. I'll leave it at the motel.

Love you too, Piggy.

// hmmmm eating vaguely seasoned burnt popcorn yummy

Nobody said that you should admit to it. ( He reached into the fridge and grabbed the head by its short hair. It was a man around his 40s. ) I'll go take care of this real quick.

Then you've got nothing to worry about.

// @thehitcherrp.bsky.social The most average Bruce and Ryder conversation

How are they gonna arrest me if they don't know who did it? Unless you tell them.

// I sleep 😴 replies tomorrow!

Tested for what? I think I'd do well.

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( Ryder smiled, genuinely happy that Bruce seemed satisfied with the idea. ) I'll go sharpen my knife.

I'll put it somewhere he wouldn't expect to find it. ( In Gilman's breakfast meatball sandwich. )

I could do that without him noticing.

( Eyebrows raise in surprise. )

That's too bad.

// He would've been so perfect as James Sunderland

That's because you don't laugh at them.

// 😴

// @thehitcherrp.bsky.social Ryder in Bruce’s kitchen

Even when I scare you?

Do you really?

Unfortunately?

You like my sense of humor.

In my pants? I'd look like a kangaroo.

Thinkin’ about gettin’ a tattoo

// it doesn't want to work. Maybe I need a break

You can get in my pants anytime.

Flattery will get you places.

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