I know English food is sketchy but corgi meat is a grey meat, like rabbit. Not a lot of Michelin Star restaurants putting out Hasenpfeffer.

Why are they still giving Jared Leto work? Maybe he’s working for scale?

Kelsey retires after this year, right?

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

TikTok is awash in Kirk merch. It’s as though a million people bought pallets of hoodies, mugs and hats to sell to the cult. The grift snake feeds upon itself. PT Barnum was a pioneer.

He’s definitely softening up the opposition to start liquidating citizens out in the open.

Amazon has severely overestimated how many rural areas can stream live games. im rooting for the progress wheel now.

It’s really hard to believe 78 million Americans voted for this shit 11 months ago.

Joe Rogan had a big hand in killing comedy. That’s comedy And tracity?

The amount of merch being pushed on TT for the racist that got merc‘d this week is staggering. They just cant not grift.

i just sent this email to @ezraklein.bsky.social

So I’ve just seen the vid of the old man at the 9/11 ceremony. He looks just like Hector Salamanca. quivering lower lip and all.

Words and phrases like “kind”, “quietly generous”, “loved by his devoted family“. Meanwhile the real world has a different feel.

He joked multiple times about Paul Pelosi getting smashed in the skull with a hammer.

And the Broncos want a new stadium. Hahahahaha.

Chicago forever

We all blame Reagan for Trump but I think Ford pardoning Nixon was the knife in the heart.

Here’s a choose your own adventure: What is Sinatra hadn’t gotten Kennedy elected and Nixon had won.

The last three don’t move the needle but the first one, that’s the barometer.

We really were lucky to have made it this far. My Paul Harvey listening father would have laughed at this kind of idiocy.

Metro Goldwyn Meyer exec: “Get it right this time”

I liked Joe but this was a massive political miscalculation in 22’ or 23’. I don’t care if he could read your fortune and stars. He was cooked.

Saw a TikTok that said: Men work in sales because it’s like dating men” first comment was: I work in sales and it’s not like dating. it’s more like sex work.

This is what I miss from old Twitter. This is art.

Hahaha. Marisa busted him.

Here’s a man that has a life, a really great podcast, and I heard he hosts a show.

I know TikTok is questionable state media, ish. But let’s just postulate that it is for a second. China sure does want him to croak. It’s littered with hopium.

The Rockford Files is on Prime. If anyone Is tired of the drivel that they’re putting out these days. Holds up pretty well.

Who is pissing on Ronald Reagan’s grave now dot com

Still not convinced that this isn’t a Cartwright Jones situation.

Vance has been fed a steady diet of “you’re our boy and you’re next!” by his benefactors. He’s gonna over reach immediately and within weeks he’ll be shown to be impotent. Literally nobody likes him. We’re gonna see two SCOTUS judges resign before his term is out cuz they’ll see it coming.

If it is him, and it’s not 100% certain with these goons. It is proof that he isn’t running anything. He’s a cardboard cutout for a handful of craven pricks. The Queen of England had more power than this empty suit. At least she liked dogs. He has zero human qualities.

I wanna wake up tomorrow and see that they rolled out some really blurry body double that is clearly wearing a bad wig with the wrong chin waddle.

He should be careful what he wishes for. He’s been on vacation for the entire term so far. And nobody but his benefactors likes him.

What happened to Krang T Nelson and KT So it goes?

Who is pissing on Ronald Reagan’s grave now dot com

I feel like my life would have been easier if I’d been born into four Burger King franchises. I’m sure my skin would have been worse, but I’d bet I coulda gotten girls with my red Camero.

Rain at last. Thank the gods there is rain at last in the high Rockies.

I’ve learned that optimism doesn’t work in my experience. But I don’t think he lives another year.

It’s always been “southern food” for people like me that grew up in the frozen tundra. We used to love eating there as kids whenever we got below the Mason-Dixon. Happy to say I grew out of it. And now they took the nostalgia out of it. Brilliant marketing.

i love this guy getting angrier and angrier as the meat cooks

Really gotten back into Faith No More. Underrated and a really good band. “Does life seem worth while to you?”

It’s kinda silly bud as bad as things are personally. The one thing I remember from my dad is “at least they can’t eat you”. And now that I’m older, I’d be ok with being eaten.

It’s all bad. Just waking up is a chore.

I feel like Kim Deal would do really well with a residency at Caesars.

Halfway thru reading this to my toddler I was like…damn this is how he learns about automation and technological unemployment huh

Angel Dust by Faith no More is the perfect album. All the way through, banger after banger.

Well fuck.