Moise Kean branching out into the restaurant trade after leaving us - #grassnotalwaysgreener

Brexit Dividend #fuckwits #Brexit

Ellyse Perry becomes the first to play 50 matches at the #T20WorldCup 🙌

This pundit panel would be seriously enriched with Michael Owen’s searing insight.

Are we about to win the transfer window (8-12 June)? #EFC #UTFT

Jeremy Coney on TMS - what a joy - summer is here 🧘‍♂️ #TMS

Abysmal

Ade Edmondson cannot act to save his life - his agent is a genius #alienearth

The reddest of red cards you’ll ever see and not given - utter and complete incompetence from the officials #ARSvBUR

Indeterminate, not sure what the weather is doing, metaphorical coat on, moving, no expectation of losing #UTFT

Some game that - would’ve bitten your hand off for a point at half time - Haaland’s goal was decisive - concentration and all that

Chelsea…utter garbage…bunch of self entitled prima donnas

Jeez

That sound you can hear is the scraping of the very bottom of the barrel 😣

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A sick, sad day for humanity…

Andy Zaltsman @ The Playhouse - I think he’s the XTC of the comedy world…I always considered them clever with the odd catchy hook but quite difficult to really warm to…solid 7 though!

Chelsea are everything that is bad about the modern game

No coat 🧥 on, moving’ and don’t expect to be losing

Man On The Run - interesting of course but blimey he churned out some rubbish tunes 😮‍💨

Bunnymen in Warrington tonight…dear me…time to stop

…crimes against hairdos - tonight’s monstrosity is cornrows 😮‍💨

Pope 😂 England #1

Did Dawkins get the memo? 🐌 #cricket

Going…

Dear me…what a crock…unnecessarily gory, more ham than a pig farm from Hollyoaks level actors in the main, Fiennes as camp as a row of tents and patchwork plot of as many tropes as you can think of…

Farage & Jenrick - Jesus Wept 🥹

Very poor 3 goals to concede and a nightmare start to 2nd half. We’re a bang average team in a bang average league - that’s the truth. Qualifying for Europe would be a catastrophe

Big coat on, big hat on, moving #UTFT #COYB @evertonthegear.co.uk

Very useful explainer on what's going on.

Frauds #Ashes2025

DCL 👏

This England team have managed to lose all goodwill built up in the blink of an eye - stubborn, arrogant, idiotic #Ashes2025 #ECB #England

Well what a shitshow the cricket was although day 1 will never be forgotten - gave us chance to see more of the Perth area #Ashes2025 #Perth

Sat next to Mick Harford from Dubai to Perth - really nice person with great stories of his best mate Andy King - also absolutely huge hands 🙌

It’s a heck of a coincidence that all the Japan players are called Toshiba isn’t it? #WALJPN

Reform UK Cultural Attaché

Marc Almond, straight off the set of Coronation Street

Need to get Sausage on

Nuno Dispirito Santo

That was the Goodison atmosphere plus 14,000 - wow 😮‍💨

Match Report Two bang average, mid table, irrelevant teams Fin

Almost unwatchable with those bloody American Idiots ⛳️ Hope we stuff them…

You can tell McNeil hasn’t played in a while

Massive if true #EVEWHU

DCL has scored 🚨

Coat on, not yet moving, but still don’t know the meaning of losing #UTFT