Telling my grandkids about 2025. #NoKingsDay

Offer not valid in the US I guess

AOC got Stephen Miller like

Would love to see pics of all the Dems hanging out on the steps of the Capitol eating tacos tonight, waiting on the GOP to actually do the work of governing. If anyone in DC owns a taco truck, pull up

Everyone on the right is talking about the rhetoric... But I haven't seen one post of anyone saying it's a lie

It's a little disappointing that not one late night host did their opening monologue in a pink komono

Marco Rubio, first of his name, Secretary of State, National Security Advisor, U.S. Archivist, Head of USAID, Late Night Talkshow Host, and Khaleesi of The Great Grass Sea

BILL CLINTON WAS AN FBI INFORMANT!

Real peace prize material here

Why would they post this? He looks terrible, and is giving big beta vibes

I wish conservatives cared about school shootings as much as they do the Cracker Barrel logo

When will MAGA learn that elections have consequences?

TOTAL OBLITERATION!

I can't wait for the @jerryrigeverything.bsky.social teardown of the Trump phone, and see how it fairs with @mkbhd.com awards

Am I the only one seeing a drastic increase in YouTube ads trying to watch coverage of ICE protests???

Kamala called it.

The diversity of opinions is stunning. Tonz of nuanced takes

Does he know who's running all 3 branches of government right now?

DOCTOR BAD WOLF!!! #doctotwho

Delays. Dysfunction. Mismanagement. Breakdowns. Public distrust... Sounds like a Trump Train to me

I sure hope no one coordinates taco trucks to surround The White House

Here we are again SpaceX

Jake Tapper on his way to another MAGA media interview

I've said it 1,000 times before, and I'll say it 1,000 more times. I need Amy Pemberton's voice as my Google Assistant.

With all the insanity and chaos in each day's news cycle, it's important to remember that there have been 138 mass shootings so far this year. That's an average of almost 1 a day. www.massshootingtracker.site

But sure, Comey's seashells are a call for violence

Another reason physical media is so important

Someone needs to use AI to put the stuff Trump says in Biden's voice and see if MAGA thinks it still sounds brilliant. Maybe then they'll see how stupid what he says actually is.

The way this crowd turned into this crowd is so crazy

Linda McMahon showing off her Harvard letter

I wish Harvard would have put a grade on it. Maybe a "See me after class" with a frowny face

May the 4th be with you 🖖

Elon wishes he could wear as many hats as Marco Rubio

See Elon, you need the set up to hit the punchline

If they stopped the tweet there, I'd agree

My dude, just shave it

What is it @dollemore.com always says... Oh, yeah. Fuck ICE

Stop it. Vladimir, nooooo

I went to bed last night with the news JD Vance finally met with the Pope. I woke up this morning with the news that the Pipe has died. Post hoc ergo proctor hoc JD Vance killed the Pope

But, sure... Trump is 6'3 and only 224

*In my best Jim Carey voice: Yeah, in your bra!

Imagine how embarrassing and humiliating it would be personally to Trump if the world boycotted the Olympics and World Cup. With ICE disappearing people here legally, I'm not sure if want to risk it

Don't be a googly-eyed feather duster, vote @dollemore.com for DC in '26

If I hear one more MAGA say "liberation"

Cory Booker is still going strong. Granted I haven't watched every minute but every time I have tuned in, it's been substance. He hasn't resulted in reading Dr. Seuss to fill time yet. It's impressive to see.

C'mon Wisconsin...

I hope @amberruffin.bsky.social still gives us that speech. The Amber Ruffin show still has that YouTube page...

😂😂😂