lol. Never thought I would be able to say this but I live next to an escort (or 2)!!! ROFLMAO.

Bloody amazing weekend! Well done to the teams!

I shouldn't have to explain to a grown man why condoms are the bare minimum during sex. If your only knowledge of sex comes from porn and you don’t know how STIs spread or that unprotected sex can lead to pregnancy, we need to seriously rethink how sex ed is taught in this country.

See you tomorrow @clubpleasure.bsky.social from 10am-8pm 💋 This warm weather is making me so horny 🥵 Be a good boy and pre-book; 📱 03 9544 4433 🔗 msha.ke/mxfaehawthorne

I've decided to squeeze in one more tour before my annual harvest hiatus🚜🌾. If you're subscribed to my newsletter, the details just landed in your inbox. Swift and decisive action is essential this time around.

Good evening sweethearts 💗 Below you will find my limited availability for October. If you would like to spend some time with me getting acquainted under the covers, please reach out via SMS and let’s start making some beautiful memories together 🤗 Ashley 💕

@swozpromos.bsky.social thank you for the shoutout

Something interesting for the boys!

Did I see a s3xw0rker ad on a billboard on kelvin grove this morning? Please let me know if you have see. It too?

I often wonder about the men that have come into my life… where are they now… I hope they are happy, I wonder if they ever think of me… does anyone else think like that?

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. #jokes #dadjoke #funny

Dinner tonight was cream of cauliflower soup with confit garlic bread…

@rebelrebel63.bsky.social hello stranger. How are you?

Today worked from home a little, found out I need a colonoscopy to check for issues, went out for lunch, came home, working a little more and then back to the office tonight!

Not feeling the best, worked from home today, and the boss says you can work from home tomorrow if you need. Feeling #blessed

Well said.

Can’t beat a classic red nail

So tired… it’s been a busy week at work… good night!

What colour should I get next?

My movements all the way through til the end of Jan 2026. Your Ultimate Mature BBW Experience 🍒 Launceston 27-29 Aug 🌬 Hobart again 30-31 Aug ☀️ Bris/GC 2-10 Sep 🍑 Wagga 11-13 Sep 🔥 Melbourne 14-16 Sep 🌞 Bris/GC 17 Sep-20 Oct 🌴 Cairns 21-24 Oct 🌞 Bris/GC & FMTY 26 Oct-30 Jan msha.ke/darcigrace

When cookie is waiting for something interesting to happen on tv! She put the ball there!

When your lovers give your doggie gifts too!

Would definitely appreciate a call out on the other one to let everyone know I am over here now. @violetmacc.bsky.social @drcamillewaring.bsky.social @xrileyalexander.bsky.social @isabellarose.bsky.social

Would definitely appreciate a call out on the other one to let everyone know I am over here now. @ntynikki.bsky.social @darcigrace.bsky.social @juniperjessi.bsky.social @jennahasredhair.bsky.social @swozpromos.bsky.social @mazidreams.bsky.social @sexworkhistorian.bsky.social

Well I have been suspended on elons site. So might post here a little more

I actually was happy to share this one in the office

Sorry folks. I didn’t get a chance to do anything today including have lunch! Until 4:30pm so an old #joke is all I have…

OMG typical man! Minimal effort! Lol

Tuesday’s #knockknock #jokes

Monday’s #knockknock #jokes Tuesday’s #knockknock #jokes Wednesday’s #knockknock #jokes Weekend’s #knockknock #jokes #funny #dadjoke

Hassle-back Beef short ribs. These were sooooooo good!

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. #jokes #dadjoke #funny

Dinner last night - hasselback ribs and homemade coleslaw with homemade dressing. With chocolate, raspberry and macadamia brownie for dessert! I forgot to take pictures! Oh well will have to do it again just for you! #dinner #brownie #ribs #food #homemade

It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws. #jokes #dadjoke #funny

Thursday’s #knockknock #jokes

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. #jokes #dadjoke #funny

Monday’s #knockknock #jokes

Friday’s #knockknock #jokes

Thursday’s #knockknock #jokes

Weekend’s #knockknock #jokes

Friday’s #knockknock #jokes Hehehe…

Thursday’s #knockknock #jokes I like this one!

You can have #naugtybears instead

Oops. I had an early day so forgot to get a pic. So 2 tomorrow

Wednesday’s #knockknock #jokes

I like this one! Tuesday’s #knockknock #jokes

Monday’s #knockknock #jokes

Weekend’s #knockknock #jokes

Friday’s #knockknock #jokes