_.𝘢𝘱 Bed

do you always talk out loud to yourself ?

can't sleep ./

great aren't they ?

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ — 𝗪𝗲 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝙒𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙞𝙜 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙥 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀ . . . . . . eh ????

for the king of all koopas to hire a professional snuggler is unheard of really .

⠀ extreme heat doesn't make for very good snuggle weather also . ⠀

⠀ that ... that doesn't feel all that fair . he literally lives in a castle surrounded by volcanoes . ⠀

⠀ why is it so hot today !?! ⠀

⠀ ㅤ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓓ɪsᴛʀɪᴄᴛ 𝓞ғғɪᴄᴇʀ #𝟶𝟶𝟶𝟷 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴄʟᴜsᴛᴇʀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕪 〜 𝕥𝕠 〜 𝕆𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕟 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #mvrp / #rpsky ⠀ ᅠ⠀

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nonononononono she must shoo away the bad thoughts , she still has to act with some level of professionalism . she will not fall here , 𝙏𝙀𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙀𝘿 by this 𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇, ... 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 monarch . what would her majesty think ?

_.𝘢𝘱 mood is kinda shot ngl

⠀ despite that however, there was a doorbell sound at his doorstep not even a whole 30 minutes later .

╔═*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧═╗ 𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒃𝒊𝒅𝒊 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒎𝒂 𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝑰 𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒉𝒊𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆. 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑇𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 18. 𝐵𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑅𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑛 𝑇𝑖𝑘𝑇𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑃𝑜𝑟𝑛. 𝑩𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑭𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆. 𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎. 𝑺𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝑶𝑭 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒌!~ Hit Those ♡ + ↻ number go up! ╚═*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧═╝

⠀ 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬 . wow . ⠀

⠀ " that is up to her sir . all the prices are calculated after . " if he was paying attention, he'd notice the word "premium" just sitting right next to her profile image . which probably indicated she was on the more expensive side . ⠀ ⠀

" that is entirely up to the girl in question . the more popular ones tend to be on the pricier side . as stated on our website . you may feel free to also look through our catalogue of girls and blah, blah, blah . " wasn't even trying to hide it now .

a pause. as if the person on the other end of the line had been judging him silently . probably knowing he intended for that . " while the tasks of the rental girlfriend are vast, they are NOT escorts, sir . we do not offer sexual services to first time or nonmember customers . "

an even more drawn out and exasperated sigh was the reply . " sir , can you be a little more specific ? " the receptionist lady had sounded like she had known already . but still , verbal confirmation is important .

swatting away the less-than-work-friendly thoughts

" depends on you sir .... the total comes out depending on how long and how fun the activity is ... " generally renting a person is usually on the pricier side .

a tired sigh . " one of our girls will be over . and how will you be paying ? by card or coin ? "

“ ‘ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟’ ’ 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕…𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕀 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟’ 𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘! 𝕆𝕙! 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕙 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤. 𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕠~” 𝙷𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕, 𝙵𝚊𝚝-𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙰𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎

what is this .... oddly underappreciated feeling .

_.ap THIS BETRAYAL SHALL NOT STAND 1.0 SKYE FOR YOU

_.ap nerfing Skye's chest .

Some guys are fine with flat chests, but absolutely NOONE is fine with flat asses, recognize already .

butt > boobs cmm

✦••┈• 𝙎𝙚𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙪𝙩𝙩, 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙗𝙪𝙩𝙩 •┈••✦ If you see this on your timeline, copy/quote this & post your butt!

not that she had particularly minded snuggling with someone like her, but she still has other appointments too . which she is getting paid for .

Tuesdays will feel like that friend .

benefits of being of their kind, was that both toads and toadettes , were unusually soft. borderline marshmallows .

TD was insanely soft. but it helps that the blankets aren't there and Krys isn't wearing anything. thankfully the AC is doing its work a little bit.

it takes a moment for someone to pick up . the voice behind the phone seems to not be as enthusiastic as he was . " Rent-a-Girlfriend Office, Butterfly Branch, Linda speaking, whaddya want ? "

Krystal was a bit ... warm . but hey, A/C on full blast and cuddling with someone as soft as TD had to have been pretty nice as well for the fox .

what is he waiting for ? it's absolutely free to call .

snuggling . intensifies .

for the right price, every position HE can think of .

8. Hakos Baelz. RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT !!! She's adorable, I was thinking of using her for a fem!au but. . . We'll see.

ᅠ*⠀🍒⠀┈ ⠀𝖄͟𝖾𝗌﹐ 𝕴⠀𝔨now ᅠ𝐈⠀𝔥ave⠀﹛ ˢ͟ʰ͟ᵃ͟ʳ͟ᵖ⠀𝐓𝙴𝙴𝚃𝙷 ﹜ ᅠ𝔞nd⠀𝖄͟𝖾𝗌﹐ 𝕴⠀ᶜ͟ᵃ͟ᶰ⠀𝐁𝙸𝚃𝙴⁎ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⠀⠀⏝ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ⏝

dreams about cuddling in all sorts of positions .

yep !

literally her job .