ⓘ 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕪𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕦𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝔽𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖…𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡

“AYO, NOOK!” Seems she’s already one step ahead, she’s bursting into town hall leaving a trail of sweat as she gets behind the counter where he’s seated “It’s that time of the day again…this one’s a REEEAAAL wet and steamy one today, courtesy of the sun”

Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER

Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER

Hazel laughs, patting the pup on her back “Nope. You’re quite a hoot to be around, girl~”

“C’mon! I can’t flirt with my favorite girl on this island?”

“Daaaaaamn, little miss Ass-istant…didn’t know there was gonna be hot dogs on the beach” Apparently the forecast calls for hot squirrels too…

“B-Bucktooth?!” Oop. Seems she’s struck a sensitive nerve with that comment, just the mere mention of it got the squirrel flustered up “M-My teeth are normal, you j-jerk!”

“NOT HELPING!” Rude, her bucktooth is a VERY sensitive subject. It’s her one and only Achilles heel… >:(

“A-Are my teeth that big?”

“F-For real?” Showing off her teeth a bit, slightly more confident about keeping them on display

“She…she made fun of my buckteeth” Uh oh, looks like someone made the little squirrel cry

“…You know what, fighting ain’t mah strongest sport”

“I’m not movin’ an inch, queenie” Arms crossed. Feet firmly planted into the ground. Man is she ballsy or what

“…Right. You’re old and what not” “Just know that my ass will crush ya…unless ya get out of my way”

“…Well this doer’s gonna panini press her ass against the face of a particularly annoying cat in her path if she doesn’t get out the way”

Well does it or does it not? Being unsure is making the squirrel all nervous and on edge

“Even if you carry out said punishment, I’m still gonna think your ‘divine’ body’s not worth that bitchy attitude of yours”

“Isn’t violence beneath royalty or something? You’re really not acting all too regal-like, are ya?~” She loves getting beneath Ankha’s skin…why? In her opinion, the queen’s hotter showing her true emotion than the whole egotistical act

She would become madly flushed Even she doesn’t find them appealing

Hazel’s biggest insecurity is surprisingly her large buck teeth in the front

“That’s obvious when some losers would want something like you on their face”

“Atleast I don’t have a stick stuck up my ass like you do”

“First of all, I get out and exercise more than you” “Second of all, you look malnourished and hella boney for a queen” “And third of all, guys love thick chubby girls nowadays~”

“Oh excuse yourself, Miss skin and bones”

“Huh…can’t believe people would want THAT on their faces”

𝕀'𝕞 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕪 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕠𝕟! 𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕖... 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕀'𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜! ❤️&🔄

𝓕𝓪𝓽 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵𝓼 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷' 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭 𝓰𝓸 '𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 ♡&⟳

How can you be mad at her while blowing her back out when she has a face like that? Oh right…she likes to throw insults at the person beating her cheeks in, a very effective method is she says so herself

“Y-You 𝘧-𝘧𝘧𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬~ like an 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑~” She’s hoping her insult was convincing him that she wasn’t losing feeling in her ass and legs…

Hey her attempted murder charges from Cherry are finally dropped …Thought it took some time for the mayor to “drop the charges”

“Skill issue, my girl”

“Maybe. Still, it couldn’t be me. I’m too competitive in the bedroom to cum my brains out in the first ten minutes” Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink— …Is she issuing a challenge right now?

💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢 And the squirrel’s leaping into the air, with her ass blocking the sun for a bit…then falling directly onto Cherry’s face at full velocity …Probably should’ve told her about the crushing and stuff “SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP IN, DAMMIT!”

“It’s gotten so bad I started placin’ bets on who’ll cum first. I’m 12-0 in a week since I started” Nudging the fellow squirrel “Izzy just can’t handle him I swear”

“Wouldn’t be the first in this town…the mayor’s a whole degenerate with it” “He REALLY likes ‘de-stressing’ with me for some reason” …Probably because you turn his face resembles that of a fully cooked panini sandwich

“Sounds like a gamblin’ addiction t’me”

“…Didn’t think ya dig chicks like me…good to know ya got SOME taste”

She is soon pelted in the back of the head by an acorn “I’LL SUFFOCATE U IF YA DON’T SHUT IT! YOU’VE BEEN YAPPING ALL NIGHT NOW AND I’M RUNNIN’ ON AN HOUR OF SLEEP”

“Those should be my words, buddy” “Whatcha doin’ here, fancy pants?”

“Ya admittin’ ta being jelly of mah ass or somethin’?”

Fair enough…

Then it’s the best time to come over. Her air conditioner broke again (She accidentally bumped her rear into it for the 11th time and she’s been spending the last two days sweating her ass off in the comfort of her own home. It’s only a matter of time before she takes a shower)

Holy ass addicts 30+ notifs? Freaks, the lot of y’all

P-puppy’s *hic* feeling… doozy right now…~

“Huh…I’m usually the one castin’ afternoon moons, but this is a pleasant surprise”

“Fuck it, why not” Casual shrug