⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴛ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ #seductivesunday ⠀ ⠀

chey I start roleplaying a Kakania FC and her tag starts getting spammed with nsfw images... what type of power do i have?

⠀⠀ Looks at date for her newest mirror jump - it is her birthday! ⠀⠀" Wowzers! I'm like... still 24, but cool! " ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀" Guys, I am going to strip! " Ten hours later. ⠀⠀" Finally! " Evaporates from existence. ⠀⠀

Hrm.

⠀ Underneath a mountain of cats. ⠀

Setting a job application on fire.

⠀ " One two three four five, Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road, And all the way to Heorot, whack-fol-la-de-da ! " Playing a fiddle while she uses magic to blow a flute. ⠀

⠀ What a bother. She'd rub her eyes repeatedly till the green tint returned to its normal shade. Using the male's comfort attempt as an opportunity, her hand quickly swiped up the small hammer, and she slammed it down on the scouter. 𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂. Rather than a harsh twack or shatter of parts, a more »

Chugging Dr Nelpper.

Soda has been invented? Woah!

Sureeeeeeee.

What?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀✧ 𝔖𝔩𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔄𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰 #𝓠𝐿𝐼𝑃𝑃𝑂𝑇𝐻 ✧ ⠀

Ahhhhh

chey Firefox making some of my accounts only do black images since forever for no reason.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀" Ugh, I feel like... " ⠀⠀

— ; ⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀" Deafening silence... " ⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘸. ⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀" What to do this jump... " ⠀⠀

⠀Staring up into the sky. ⠀⠀" ...Oh god. " ⠀

Collapses in the middle of the park. Zzzzzzzzzzz.

⠀ The brunette moved the hand with the eyewear far from their body, winding up the held hammer, ready to release and drop it right as a well-placed swing is delivered from said weapon. Instead, her vision went a dark green all of a sudden; she had a curious case of chloropsia, you see, »

Seen them do weirder shit !

It is all perfectly normal .

Spasms .

⠀ The end of her skirt got caught on something and it rips. ⠀⠀" .... THAT HURTS!!!!! GAHHH!!! " Fallen on the floor, she'd aggressively ball up the ripped part of her skirt. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. " Groaning, her feet slamming to the ground repeatedly. ⠀⠀" I wanntttt to micro dose mercuryyyyyyy. " ⠀

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ TEMPORARY ― ᅠᅠ PINNED . ᅠ ᅠ

⠀ ⠀⠀" Everyone's asleep... " Raising the back of her palm to their face. All green, as always. ⠀⠀" Why can't I sleep... " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀The apothecary had also been processing facts of her own without the need of such a brain. Fact #1: I am hungry. Fact #2: I like women. Fact #3: THIS GUY IS SUCH A DAMN NERD, WOAH! I WANT TO RUIN HIS DAY WITH FUN AND EXPLOSIONS! ⠀⠀Well, she did not expect him to give in to the chance for »

chey ....

chey Driving vroom vroom

⠀ ⠀⠀Only I can use "oi!" I'm the British person! I don't know what a British person is, but I am one for sure! ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀Guyssss, I just got done with a lecture, I'm beat and tired, and Cecilia is attacking me in private. Help meeee. ⠀

chey Okay, rest of replies after work. Feel free to like interaction post or throw anything you have at her... maybe kiss her in DMs I don't know 🥺

⠀ ⠀⠀❝ Insult? Oho, I'd be throwing out so many crude words that my Ma would resurrect to smack me across the face if I were trying to insult them. ❞ ⠀⠀Iseult had truth in that; the apothecary's temperament can be seen as insulting among their teasing phrases, but real insults on her end required »

chey My god how do I make a good layout system for my replies, why cant social media sites have justify like word, ahhhh!

⠀ ⠀⠀❝ Watch this neat trick! ❞ ⠀Downs a vial of mercury, collapses, and kind of just evaporates from existence. ⠀And appears back a few mins later- ⠀⠀❝ Why are you looking at me like that? ❞ ⠀

Falls over.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓢 𝙢 𝙞 𝙡 𝙚 ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀t̴͕͖͓̀r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ If I let a girl eat enough my flesh, will she also be trapped in time... will she be sent to the same places as me... and most important of all, will she be my girlfriend? ❞ ⠀

⎯⎯ ୨ 𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 ୧⎯⎯ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

‎ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ #𝓠𝐿𝐼𝑃𝑃𝑂𝑇𝐻 ‎

⠀ You open your front door and this CREATURE greets you. What is your next step? ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ .... Tch. ❞ Iseult does like being ignored like that. It felt disrespectful. For now, she'd respect their privacy while also dumping a very smelly concoction outside near the window. ⠀ That should show them. ⠀

⠀ Don't fight! I'll blow up both dorms! Problem solved! ⠀