Rewatch: The Martian (2015) This is a total comfort film for me. Whenever I need a pick-me-up, I throw this on and everything is right again.

🎶In the arms of the AIngel🎶

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: The Wire The X-Files LOST Deep Space Nine Veep Game of Thrones Seinfeld The Americans Angel Buffy the Vampire Slayer Millennium The Expanse Better Call Saul Breaking Bad Mad Men

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

Rey cooking up some portion! #StarWars #TheForceAwakens

My 10 favourite films: 01. Alien (1979) 02. The Empire Strikes Back (1980) 03. The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) 04. The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 05. JFK (1991) 06. SE7EN (1995) 07. The Thing (1982) 08. The Great Escape (1963) 09. Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 10. The Martian (2015)

The Wachowski Sisters are the coolest. It's about time I did a rewatch!

[guy who missed the first few seconds of Star Wars] whoa is this happening right now? In our galaxy??

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image:

Why doesn’t Unicron, the largest transformer, simply eat the other- oh, wait, never mind.

Rewatch: Contact (1997)

Tuesday vibes #StarTrek

I'm still blown away that they were able to maintain such high quality AND improve on it, production wise, for seven years straight. Modern TV shows could never! (Obviously the final season is the outlier. Coming out two years after the previous season.)

She's so smol! 🥹

💯 USS Beast Mode!

Rewatch: EuroTrip (2004)

Rewatch: Magnolia (1999)

Rewatch: Boogie Nights (1997)

He chose... poorly.

MY DICK IS KILLING ME!

I'm not a jealous person unless you are better than me or have something I want.

#MosEisley #Cantina #Greedo #Sopranos

Didn't that guy compete in the Boonta Eve Classic too?

Someone said Betelgeuse three times again!

Bluesky? More like Brokesky.

We know which hand that guy uses when he hammers away. Respect.

Me announcing my presence on Bluesky

Rewatch: Accepted (2006)

Abysmal. #BlueJays

The #BlueJays keep making the mistake of playing teams that are better than them. Git gud.

Rewatch: The Holiday (2006)

She had a smile that would light up any room she was in...

Giving up seven runs in one inning is not ideal. When the #BlueJays suck, they suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

VALENZUELA! #BlueJays

Happy Birthday Daisy Ridley aka Rey Skywalker!!!! #StarWars #SequelTrilogy #Rey

Happy 34th birthday to the amazing Daisy Ridley! May the Force be with you!

Share a preacher, nun, or priest!

First Watch: 22 Jump Street (2014)

First Watch: 21 Jump Street (2012)

As a big #AlienEarth AND #GameOfThrones fan, I approve of this casting. Season Two is gonna fuck.

If you see this, post a character from space.

Me, watching the #BlueJays:

Like living through the end of WarGames only instead of a computer it's a two year old throwing a tantrum

Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn

Blue Jays need a players only meeting where they discuss handwashing and other infection control measures.

I mean, we knew it was going to be bad. But what the actual fuck!?! #BlueJays

We're literally no match for them. #BlueJays