The only two pieces of news I want to see: 1) He's dead. 2) A new physical media release of Alien: Covenant that gets the full @lauzirika.bsky.social treatment with "I'll do the Fingering: Making Alien Covenant" six hour documentary.

Those clowns in the SkyDome did it again. What a bunch of clowns! #BlueJays

WUT? #BlueJays

Vladdy the Rally Killer strikes again. #BlueJays

A smiling Daisy Ridley does just so many things to me...

Baseball is beautiful.

I'm building a team:

If you see this, post an archer.

Just keep all three, Rey. No one will know.

Sidious: A Star Wars Story when? #DarthSidious #StarWars

Most art isn’t there to hold its audience’s hand and walk them to enlightenment. If you watch Fight Club and come away adoring Tyler Durden, the movie has made its point just the same, but it’s made its point about you rather than to you

Of fucking course. #BlueJays

Vladdy is a fucking mood killer. #BlueJays

DAMN IT! #BlueJays

Welcome to the team, Urías! #BlueJays

Fucking clown show. #BlueJays

First Watch: Confess, Fletch (2022)

This is me reacting to the news that it is @thatguygarrick.bsky.social birthday today. Happy Birthday, Garrick! You continue to be the absolute coolest!!

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Movie Magic, baby!

Drop something OCEANIC

He was shooting ropes of silicon all over the place!

You only become too old for Star Wars when you won’t let the stories grow beyond what came in your youth.

Congressional panel: “I ask again, sir, what canonical source established Ki-Adi-Mundi’s age?”

He's putting on a VarSHOW! #BlueJays

Unplug them, wait thirty seconds, plug them back in? Maybe? #BlueJays

Battfleck was awesome. #BatmanVSuperman

You can't help but laugh. #BlueJays

I don't think this game is going our way. #BlueJays

Kevin is out of Gaus, man? #BlueJays

Rewatch: Definitely, Maybe (2008)

That's my Doctor! Congratulations!!

I too would like a new Star War. Preferably in Black and White.

Rewatch: Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Fucking clown show. #BlueJays

Where's the satire?

Of fucking course. #BlueJays

The Good Schneider is back, baby! #BlueJays

Can Okamoto be cloned? Asking for a Country. #BlueJays

MOTHERFU- 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 #BlueJays

GIF that would scare Anakin Skywalker. #Superman #BatmanVSuperman

Or wandering around the video store until some boxcover catches your eye.

Maybe next time score the runners that are in scoring position? I don't know. #BlueJays

For fuck sakes... #BlueJays

LOL. LMAO even. #BlueJays

The #BlueJays really like stranding runners at 2nd and 3rd, eh?