The life of a showgirl

Disney could build an Epic Universe style park and call it “KINGDOM HEARTS”

A boy and his bear

The portals are waiting

How it feels knowing you don’t have to avoid Epic Universe spoilers

Opens social media, sees its April 1st, closes social media.

Life’s hard. Have this photo of toothless

If Disney is replacing water with cars then I propose we replace cars with water

I don’t have much from EPIC but I LOVE everything I do have!

I HAVE A CADAVEROUS PALLOR AND I NEEEEEED CASH NOW!

I feel like I’m the only person in the world who thinks Monst3rs ⛓️‍💥 is good but not next level. But I also think Hagride is just okay and everyone always talks it up too.

Wooo ^thats me cheering on all TMs talking about Epic while I hide in the corner too afraid to speak because of my NDA

Just saw a billboard advertising the Disney Wish. Can’t say I’ve ever seen a billboard in Orlando advertising DCL before.

I swear y’all need to stop putting EPIC on this giant untouchable pillar. You will only steal the joy of experiencing this park for what it is, not what you want it to be.

I wish I could be different. I wish I could be a better me. I wish I was the man I was thought to be.

Big Bad Beat 2: The Beat Lives On

The marketing budget for SPAM must be up

First time, what should I order?

526 🎢 And hopefully will be at 528 come Saturday 😎 #iykyk

Post your most daddy pic

I shall be referring to this as the werewolf cage hence forth

This is a pro frog light account

Some of y’all know nothing about the importance of “self-preservation” and it shows

LATTE LIVES

So if you care to find me, look to the comet dog sky!

100 days till Epic Universe’s grand opening!!

Wake up babe, a box of Jeff’s bagel run is here

When you’re 💩 at work and reach for the bidet nozzle only to remember their isn’t one 😭

Who do I have to talk to about getting one of these Dino chandeliers when restaurantosaurus closes?

Baby tiger Basko to bless your timeline this morning

Chappell Roan accepting the award for Best New Artist at the 2025 Grammy Awards (colorized)

"We, my friends, have dragons!" Feb 1 aerial of the recently placed inscription at the portal into The Isle of Berk.

Isn’t it wild we still have never found Buzzy?

Spent today “escaping” it all and it was such a lovely mental break. Went to Blizzard Beach, played a round of mini-golf at Winter Summerland, and finished the day seeing Caissie and Jelani at the Disney on Broadway concert series.

It really is a damn good bagel!

The FOMO and anxiety I am about to experience as things start happening at work is unreal. The stress I felt today over [redacted] is embarrassing. But I got my [redacted] and that’s all that matters 🙃

Connections Puzzle #596 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

If you see this post, share something green.

Wild Robot is on Peacock today!

Nothing brings me more joy this morning than seeing these two are back with their podcast! @reviewtymeluke.bsky.social @reviewtymedom.bsky.social

I’m so mad at the ending of this book

If you’re cold, they’re cold… bring him inside!

Full of cheese xox

10/10

Just posted a lot of really awesome behind the scene content about EPIC on my TikTok, go check it out 😝

Going to “Jeff’s Bagel Run” for the first time tomorrow! What’s the dos and donts?

“Held in such high esteem When people see me, they will scream For half of Oz's favorite team The Wizard and I”