@moxieofficial.bsky.social is not now and never has been a real product and you will never convince me otherwise

RETVRN

The bot that runs the SoBe account is hallucinating again

Take me with you, I wanna try every flavor of Fruitopia

So did we

Shake your goo is not a good marketing slogan and I hope the company that came up with it has closed.

Hey @sobe-real.bsky.social care to comment on this “Love Bus Goo” scandal? When you reach for a bottle of Fruitopia, you know you’re getting real fruit juice that’s free from mysterious slime 💯

I’d leave out the @sobe-real.bsky.social but that’s just me

Mentally, I'm standing in front of this Fruitopia machine ...

This reminded me how much I miss Fruitopia

Tbh we prefer real fruit juice

Be advised that we at Fruitopia do NOT endorse fascism, only real fruit flavors

Did you already forget the Fruitopia machine? Remember it

it’s my right to refill my enormous cup of fruitopia when i get one on kate bush’s birthday!!!

Take me back