people always be goin to the bathhouse and I’m like bathHOUSE? In THIS economy?? More like bathapartment

happy birthday to @thedoodlebear.bsky.social who is one of my most favoritest of all peoples ^_^

I wonder if Randy Newman still loves LA, because I sure don’t.

I don’t care about going viral. I just want a handful of specific people to think I’m cool. And my dog.

My friend is super cool and talented and if you don’t follow him and order things from his Etsy, you should

i don’t need an alarm clock when I have my dog’s tappy toes to let me know OMG DAD ITS TIME TO WAKE UP I NEED TO PEE AND EAT FOOD

I see so many guys online post gym selfies I figure it was high time I join in

good morning

peensive (adj.) - when you wake up to pee but then stay awake lying in bed thinking about things and life.

I have a red hair

LA only gets like 2 days of “below 70 degree weather“ so imma milk it for all I can and wear my new leather jacket before it gets too hot

im about to be 33 and “getting up to pee in the middle of the night” is suddenly becoming a very routine thing. is this the rest of my life? *lol*

i made Charlie a whole ass birthday cake and she eats the plate *eyeroll*

I told Charlie it’s dashBOARD not dashBIRD

I can write words and hum melodies, but hearing that turned into a real song by Actual Talented Music Friend™ is kind of amazing. Thanks @rhytunes.bsky.social ^_^

comin along

being a grown up means getting to eat cereal for lunch but then guilting yourself into eating something healthy instead

So. Much. Sanding. And filing. And chiseling.

I always imagine there’s a universe where unhealthy snacks are actually healthy, but then wonder what the trade-off is. Like Doritos and sour cream are as healthy as broccoli… but zombies are also real

Thinkin bout snacks

hey look i made a bread

OooOOOOOooo heheheh

I haven't done any masks or hoods before so this has been kind of a fun learning experience, but I'm happy with how it's turning out :)

Tis Monday.

Well, yesterday super sucked but today is like 80% better just overnight - whew!

I am full ginger’d

Alrighty let's see how this fella prints! (only 32 hours 😅)

One nice thing about switching to the 3D printed gift boxes is now I can make them any color combination on demand ^_^

It’s time for hair trim, methinks

I went to to universal for my birthday a couple weeks ago and here is the photographic evidence of said adventure

I guess one of my favorite candy bars as a kid *was* Mounds...

Oookay! The Pipefox Tiki Mug design for @50poundnote.com is done... now to actually make it :)

Felt cute something something

I got my hair did

The ice cream truck never comes on my street!

i feel like I fall somewhere in the heftychonk range

Well I haven't had a shower in three days, and the nerve block wore off last night - but I gotta say… Not too bad. What a relief! Kind of like a mild toothache in my shoulder but not much more.

I also finally got 'mini me' hung up on the wall in my office :)

I’ve been working out at the gym and I feel like I’m starting to see a lil progress which feels nice :)

I made a Bluesky and I figure I should prob post something so hi.