Salma Hayek once bummed a smoke off me in a swanky Santa Fe hotel bar after we had an exchange about tequila

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social Re: drafting Travis Hunter in IDP leagues. But Heifetz… what if it’s *dynasty* IDP?

@dannybkelly.bsky.social Heyy I have a couple dynasty drafts a week after the NFL draft - any chance of some dynasty content?

I need you to be physically present at a govt building making a SCENE

His face needs to be on cable news right tied second and the news people need to be incredulous and outraged. This is easy AYFKM stuff

I am so goddamn mad. A friend who’s been FISHING BODIES OUT OF THE POTOMAC appears to be in the Trump purges today.

inside the piss bush, i saw half a dozen men pissing. one of them, with his dick in his hand, shouted, "i'm watering the tree of liberty!" and the other piss men cheered. in his excitement, he got piss on his shoes.

This is not the "V for Vendetta" Alan Moore wrote, but it is the one we deserve.

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social Fmr NFL Punter Chris Kluwe is on here and writes a lot about the fundamentals of kicking. He has the explanation for what happened to Justin Tucker (he’s old and overcompensating for reduced leg speed, so now he misses)

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social based on your fundamentals of kicking threads, is Justin Tucker’s recent kicking woes an example of leg-speed slowing with age leading to overcompensation and reduced accuracy?

This message from Sturgill Simpson is everything 🔥🤘

I had an asshole friend who used to end every. single. retort with “thanks for playing.” Fuck that guy. The privilege you have to bathe in on a daily basis to think this shit is a game. Ugh.

One feature I would like Bluesky to add: Please let me block someone directly from their post I don't want to have to go to the profiles of a dozen bigots in a row when I stumble across a gaggle of Twitter interlopers getting their jokes off Well, their one joke. Ain't like they got jokes plural

Goddamn right

I gotta do this next year

There’s apparently a rumor on socials that there’s going to be a shooting at my school with a list of students who are going to be targeted. Admins are very certain it’s a hoax. Nevertheless, here are some things I saw today: 1/x

Co-sign

I don’t talk about the Dutch on the internet

Like 2 days ago I had to remind my wife I’ve never seen Dirty Dancing because I couldn’t watch PG-13 movies until I was 13. My mom would also ffwd through the steamy parts of Top Gun because premarital sex

Legend

Gonna miss this guy.

Fuck yeah, @sloanesloane.bsky.social. Fuck yeah

@sispurrier.bsky.social dude! I saw you have more Hellblazer coming? Fuck yeah. I think about that mermaid all the time