*Filing a missing person's report* Yes, his name is Ronald McDonald and I don't think anyone's seen him in almost a decade.

Kind of a great season for anime right now...

A lot of you (like me) grew up reading Christopher Pike novels, and it shows

I know that posting Grindr screenshots is bad ettiquite, but how about MS Teams screenshots?

Some hard choices had to be made. grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

Ok, but to be clear, we all still hate the Catholic Church, right?

Breaking News: New Sunglasses (Editor's Note: The Sun was not available for comment)

Breaking News: New Sunglasses (Editor's Note: The Sun was not available for comment)

Oh, so you'll watch Heated Rivalry, but sleep on Ganbare! Nakamura-kun? 🙄

Joey Fatone posting from Mar-A-Lago just broke my teenage heart

The shirikodama is the original douche ball.

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

When you're getting too deep into the pup play:

I'm not seeing family resemblance.

Chappell Roan's security just came up to me in this coffee shop and beat the shit out of me.

Join me in Moonside on this #mcm

Me when I have anterograde amnesia and need to solve the murder of my wife:

The tragedy of Bagel Bites is that there are 9 in a box, but bagels have a top and bottom half. That means in every box, there's a top without a bottom. Like Plato's Symposium, but for bagels. Kinda sad to think about.

You guys, raise your hand if you think I should be let back into MomTok

things that make me feel old: existing

so this is what it feels like when doves cry

Forgot to bring my headphones so now I gotta rawdog being in the office

Ask to use the Gay of Hormuz instead

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Me playing Pokopia: Every Pokemon alive is my special child and I'll do anything to keep them from harm. Me playing a mainline Pokemon game: Get out of that fucking ball and fight.

They make analog video games now?

Brand new Nintendo Switch 2 just broke. "Haha. Lol."

Springing forward

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

idle Pokémon battle animations be like

Pokeopia day!

Nothing pumps endorphins through my brain like when Real Housewives snipe at each other over who's the better Mom

sorry I like all your pics you are just super hot

Update:

Dreaming about retirement

I really am gonna have to get a Switch 2 for Pokeopia, aren't I?

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

"Wait! Don't be fooled! He's just a regular Pikachu with a stupid cheap hat!" "...but he's got a new hat!"

Surely Yakko, Wakko, and their sister Dot won't take this lying down

Yoko Taro?! Will I ever be free from the pull of Evangelion?!

Happy trails!

Every Canadian church this morning

✅ Coffee ✅ Fire ✅ Curling ✅ Games Everything's falling into place for a cozy Saturday morning

They want your lunch

me: so basically for your job, you'll spend all day accessing a portal 12yo me: cool! like in Diablo?! me: in that it is like hell, yes

Sad to hear this. My partner and I had our first date at the Carleton more than 11 years ago shortly after I moved to the city.

Truly wild how deeply integrated gambling has become with everyday life