If Labour promised an EU rejoin vote during the next parliament (2030+), would it be enough for you to vote Labour at the next GE?

Aren’t we fortunate that Americans don’t get to vote for the most powerful leader on the planet? Oh, wait…

Fun fact: the same people who want Bob Vylan locked up also want Lucy Connolly released. Imagine the cognitive dissonance!

Turns out everything he said about Israel and the Middle East was right.

I asked my Glaswegian pal if he was eating cake or a meringue? He replied "Nah, you're right, it's cake"

Criminals, perverts, liars, racists. We really would be the 51st State.

What sort of fucking country do we live in when the story is about ‘men are jailed’ and not ‘a fucking five million pound shitter?’

The party that pretends to back patriotism. Farage thought Truss’s budget was the best since the 80’s (because it allowed him to bet against our tanked economy), Lice and Isabellend fucked off to the country of tax dodgers and it’s Muslim chair had to step down due to racism. Absolute cunts.

You couldn’t make this shit up could you?😂😂😂

🎯 #NeverForgetJanuary6th

Pop over onto X… Drop a league table of the biggest 12 right wing cunts… Walk away again…

Told my doctor I’ve got a problem with one of my ears. He said “Are you sure?” I said “Yes, I’m definite”

Reform UK Ltd are the new Blackshirts — and Farage is revelling in his role as their Oswald Mosley.

Haven’t seen any news footage of Wetherspoons pubs being set on fire because they’re filled with middle aged white men with drug problems.

Just sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay. It was only gathering dust.

@goodmorningbritain.bsky.social GMB balanced broadcasting today looks like Richard Madeley interviewing Priti Patel 😂😂😂

Just occurred to me that America now has both the Pope and the Antichrist.

Happy sunny HumpDay Bluesky!

BREAKING: A woman at the airport fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel. She's slowly coming round now.

Is it wrong and childish that I now (in my head) call my coffee a ‘Canadiano’ because of my hatred for Trump?

Rocking the Bet Lynch vibe for a works do… "Pals? Pals? You don't know the meaning of the word!".

Happy St Easter to everyone but I can’t believe Starmer has been on telly not wearing a poppy. Jesus died (then rose again depending on your viewpoint) and the least we can do is wear our poppies with pride as a show of solidarity. Bloody wokes, that’s who I blame.

Do you mind if I skip the dessert?

I just realised that if you jumble up all the letters of the parcel company 'Yodel' you can re-arrange them into 'Can't Deliver Fuck all'.

Camilla Park & Ride is not my fucking Queen...

Can marketing teams across the UK not use their imagination at Easter for once and drop the over used pun words like ‘Eggcited’ ‘Eggsausted’ ‘Eggcellent’ ‘Eggstra special’ Jesus died then rose again** for those shit puns. ** if you believe in that sort of thing.

Imagine…

See that deepfake / AI audio clip of Starmer saying he hates Liverpool is doing the rounds again. I could knock up a video of Farage twerking in 90 secs and nobody would believe it 😂😂😂 I’m no Starmer fan but people are so gullible.

Sunthampton woohoo 🙌 no big coat needed today! Hope you’re feeling some sunshine where you are too!!

Anti war / anti ethnic cleansing Seb Lowe 🤴 music.apple.com/gb/album/a-w...

When you’ve been on hold so long that you know what track is coming next on the bastard playlist 😡😡😡

I’m so down with the world, I’ve been quiet on the socials lately. Some would say that’s a good thing. I’m gonna try and post at least one thing per day on here from now on though, show that we aren’t giving up. Let’s fight the fash fuckers!!

😂😂😂

If it wasn’t the Zionists, they’d refer to it for what it is… ETHNIC fucking CLEANSING

Any woman who’s ever been in a coercive relationship can relate to this track. youtube.com/watch?v=wP_G...

Another ridiculous move by Trump (shutting down DoEdu) has me thinking he might just be ensuring that these MAGA jizzhammers might be the last ever populist government to be voted in.

Wonderful weekend in beautiful Milano! Always going to leave my apartment and hotel bedding like this from now on…surprise for housekeeping!

Someone needs to break it to him gently…

One reason for the low IQ high compliance of the US population might be an education system where you can get through high school without knowing how to read or write as long as you're good at certain sports.

Welcome to a new week and a reminder that the Zionists own you, your family, the banking system, the media, Trump and Putin.

JD Vance looks like the outcome of a brother and sister having sex far too often.

Vlad & Don’s Day At The Beach 🏖️

If it wasn't so absurd, watching Trump and Vance bend the knee to Putin would be hilarious.

Remember that the movie ‘Don’t Look Up’ predicted a dumb tech billionaire having massive influence in gov. It turns out, ‘Don’t Look Up’ was a documentary.

I see Starmer has cut the number of days in February from the 29 we had last year under the Conservatives to 28 this year. How are we going to achieve growth when he’s surrendered to the militant unions once again and giving our lazy workers an extra day off?

BREAKING: Leeds man left furious after visit to £20 per head buffet leaves him with a £30 bill.