Andrea Jenkyns sang Insomniac, demanded £180K for her inbox, protested a solar farm, and accused the BBC of bias. Issy twitches. Poppy adjusts her monocle. Joey squawks “Reform UK: where inboxes sing and budgets scream.” Jasper chews a velvet glove. 👉 tinyurl.com/3mjj964p #IssyAndPoppyInvestigate

£154 million spent on a Brexit border facility in Kent — never used. That could’ve built a small hospital or funded hundreds of NHS beds. But yes, Richard Tice, tell us again how Brexit didn’t mean higher taxes. 🇬🇧 #BrexitReality #NHS #ReformUK

🐾 Addendum: The Benidorm Bentley Affair Following our previous mention of Mr Stephen Yaxley-Lennon’s enviable travel habits, it appears his next continental adventure didn’t go entirely to plan.🐾 👉 tinyurl.com/58kh95df

I write food and vanlife blogs, plus political satire—through the eyes of two cosmic greyhound detectives. Join us for paws, plates, and peculiarities. 🐾🍷🍲🚐 theflexiblechef.co.uk #Issy&PoppyInvestigate

Promised: £20k tax allowance, £90bn cuts, no borrowing, DODGE savings. Delivered: Aspirations. Reform UK’s “Contract with You” now reads more like “Terms & Conditions Apply.” #ReformUK

#ReformUK When is he leaving?

Swapped parsnips for carrots and conjured up solo comfort: Chicken, Chickpea, Carrot & Apple Albóndigas in silky tomato broth. Quick, cosy, and a nod to José Pizarro. 👉 tinyurl.com/mwzpx8c6 #WhatsCooking

EU citizens, Brexit chaos & Cambridge Analytica lies — Issy & Poppy Investigate it all, tails up, irony intact! tinyurl.com/4547vk55 #BrexitSatire

A taste of the Med in one pan! Juicy chicken supreme with olives, sun-dried tomatoes, white wine & cream — simple, rustic & full of autumn comfort 🍂 Recipe ➤ tinyurl.com/4kp33n3e #WhatsCooking

One chicken breast. One sausage. A dash of paprika and Andalusian sunshine ☀️. This simple stuffed chicken recipe proves you don’t need fancy ingredients to eat well. Juicy, herby, and full of flavour — straight from The Flexible Chef’s kitchen. 🐔🇪🇸 tinyurl.com/5ftzm6ey #WhatsCooking

Enjoy cod parcels en papillote with carrot, red pepper, miso glaze. Simple, aromatic, and perfect for a Friday night feast. tinyurl.com/2m692x44 #WhatsCooking

One eve I met a Welsh gent who had accidentally slipped 8 times during which money for promo of RU propaganda had unknowingly entered his pocket. I of course promoted RU for free, the money RT paid me around the same time was nothing to do with this whatsoever. N. Farage. tinyurl.com/4m26u98a

If we vote to Remain on June 23rd it is the end of the steel industry in this country. Simple as that. We must Leave EU. Nigel Farage.

Issy & Poppy Investigate Joey Barton: violence, scandals & that bizarre Marseille French accent. Ghost hedgehogs, squawking budgies & satire included. 🐾 👉 tinyurl.com/mwz3tf6c

Issy & Poppy Investigate: Fergal Sharkey emerges from rosemary steam in rural Andalucía to expose UK water company greed. Sewage, sausage rolls, monocled trout & gravy-bathing rabbits await. Satire meets scandal. 🐾💦 👉 tinyurl.com/3epbdy6s #FergalSharkey

Biscuits airborne! 🐾 Issy levitates, Poppy monocles, Honest Bob’s Handsworth ‘white faces’ claim gets a ghostly Addendum 👻👇 tinyurl.com/4vj2544k

🐾 Issy & Poppy Investigate: Honest Bob Jenrick Transparency lost under a biscuit rug, planning favours, back-scratching grants, and ghostly outrage. Satire so surreal it might just be true. 👉 tinyurl.com/4vj2544k

🐾 Issy levitates, Poppy adjusts her monocle. The pets gossip, bribe with biscuits & hum bubble-songs. Satire never looked this scruffy. Meet the Issy & Poppy Investigate crew. 🐾 #greyhounds 👉 tinyurl.com/mr2hrjpn

Wife 1: Irish 🇮🇪 Wife 2: German 🇩🇪 Current squeeze: French 🇫🇷 (see link) Farage says “bye-bye Europe”… his heart says otherwise! 😉 👉 tinyurl.com/yjbc9kad #UKPolitics #Farage #Satire #PoliticalHumour #Europe

Solo Sunday lunch done right! 🍷🍗 Try this juicy chicken leg in white wine sauce, ready in under 45 mins. Perfect with broccoli & sautéed carrots. Treat yourself—because good food doesn’t need a crowd! 👉https://tinyurl.com/5n92eey7 #WhatsCooking

A ghost hamster Jedi. Two greyhound detectives. One glowing biscuit tin. Issy & Poppy Investigate: The Arrival of Master Whisker-Wan 🐾✨ Satire meets surreal. May the Fur Force be with you. 🔗 tinyurl.com/5n6bm9ss

Issy & Poppy sniff out Reform UK’s Stephen Miller analogue 🐾 The Crumbmaster drafts harsh immigration policy with biscuit-stained fingers, Jasper rewires vaults for surrealism, and Digestives patrol civil liberties. Satire, absurdity, chaos. tinyurl.com/ypcyactb

Lady M sails, gowns rot. Michelle Mone & Doug Barrowman ruled against in £122m PPE scandal. Issy & Poppy sniff the trail — yachts, tax havens, ghosts & biscuits. 👉https://tinyurl.com/3jrtp8xb

Issy & Poppy Investigate: Bribe Baby Bribe Brexit Party MEP. 🐾 👻 Joey: SQWAAK! NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE! NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE! 👉https://tinyurl.com/mbz9hbds

Coming soon: Issy & Poppy Investigate: Bribe Baby Bribe Brexit Party MEP 🐾🐶🐕👻 👉https://tinyurl.com/mr2hrjpn

Poppy “Tinribs” Morrison 💜 After 6 years together she’s still very frightened of people, but here she is, completely chilled out with her Auntie Debbie’s tug toy. Rescue dogs carry their past with them, but moments like this show just how far love, patience, and safety can go. 🐾💤

All characters are fictional, except the ones who aren’t. Satire may resemble reality. Issy & Poppy Investigate exposes absurdity with snouts and style. Jasper the ghost rabbit appears without warning. Proceed with surreal caution. tinyurl.com/mr2hrjpn

Did you watch The Hack? I can't believe papers have gotten away with destroying lives for so long. That's why I've signed the petition, set up by Hugh Grant and other phone hacking victims, to demand fair, independent regulation. Join me: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/a-...

Cosmic greyhound detectives Issy & Poppy sniff out Tommy Robinson’s luxury holidays 🐾 Expect satirical sleuthing, Gravy Bones & surreal MI5-style reports 👉 tinyurl.com/236m5z2h

Mr Contradiction levitates: Dubai views, anti-WFH rants, and rosetted denials with Nathan Gill. Issy & Poppy investigate hypocrisy dressed as Reform. 🐾 Satire, monocles, and spectral rabbits await → tinyurl.com/4m26u98a

Turkey solomillo relleno: cheddar thyme stuffing, sourdough maiz crumb, silky tomato sauce. Boiled spuds, green beans, full plate swagger. 🇪🇸 👉 tinyurl.com/3hnx9t6x

Swan found dead. No suspect. No CCTV. No facts. But comment section blames migrants. Farage’s swan-eating myth debunked years ago. Still flaps on. This isn’t news. It’s bait. Swan bait. #Clickbait

Michelle Mone & Doug Barrowman hit with court ruling this morning. Next in the Government’s sights: Agile Medical (MD Christopher Glass) & Medaco Ltd (MD Jeremy Peter Smallridge) over defective PPE.

I didn’t care much about politics until 2016, when Brexit exposed how racist huge parts of the UK are. Then in 2019, Johnson’s “oven-ready deal” showed millions are fine with being lied to. Now in 2025, racism and lies aren’t hidden - they’re the norm.

Montón de Patatas: The Chalkboard Tapa That Speaks Volumes 👉 tinyurl.com/367uvnnw #TheFlexibleChef

Hop over to the latest dispatch and meet Kizzy—the spectral white cat with a rat-hunting past and a name borrowed from Chicken George’s mother. She’s here, she’s ghostly, and she’s got opinions about artisan drizzle. 👉 tinyurl.com/yhbsx7uh

Poppy here 🐾 Just watching the Ryder Cup. Dad explained: Europe played golf. USA fans played grievance karaoke in MAGA hats. Booing, heckling, tantrums - Trump’s spirit lives on in the bunker. Class? Lost in the rough. #FuckTrump

Dust 0 – Rain 1 ☔💚 Petrichor. #Andalucia 🌂🇪🇸

Darren Grimes: sacked by GB News, demands ID cards, then denounces them as “Keir Stalin jam.” Issy levitates, Poppy dunks, Toffee whispers truths from the biscuit tin. Reform UK’s finest, dunked in surreal satire. 🍪👻🐾 👉 tinyurl.com/zrbartyn

Forgot the food pic - so Jasper the Bonkers Rabbit is filling in. Dive into my rustic Andalucían rabbit stew with sherry, saffron & barley. Full recipe here: tinyurl.com/243drc2u 🇪🇸🐰

Darren Grimes’ hypocrisy on ID cards. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I tried engaging with a woman who posted 'Vote Reform'. I replied, 'Vote Reform, get Tories Mk 2.' Things got… colourful - including being asked if I was Starmer’s rent boy. I said no, but I do write satire, and I’d love to feature her in my next dispatch. Response: Crickets. tinyurl.com/mr2hrjpn

Cooler nights call for creamy comfort🫑 🇪🇸 My Spanish twist on Mexican poblano soup - velvety, smoky, and wildly satisfying. No poblanos? No problem. 👉 tinyurl.com/2ve7fma8 #ComfortFood

Farage claims migrants eat swans, echoes Trump on cats & dogs, waves a 15-year-old video & cites a taxi driver on Sharia Law. Issy & Poppy sniff the truth. Cosmic satire, biscuits included. 🐾 tinyurl.com/y5wxcrmv

My friend’s wife has conveniently forgotten how she voted in the EU referendum. Clue: she reads the Daily Mail and likes Farage. 🤔

🐾 Issy & Poppy Investigate: The Lettuce, the Cheese, and the Pork Markets. #LizTruss 👉 tinyurl.com/3ffwu8bw

I wonder how many of the 110,000 patriotic Christians at Tommy Robinson’s rally made it to church the next morning.

Last night I watched The Covid Contracts: Follow the Money on ITVX. Billions wasted, fortunes made… and yet not a single person held accountable. NOBODY. Biggest spending scandal in UK history – swept under the carpet.

Here is the Sun's pitifully small apology for its lie about benefits tourism - a lie that was accepted as truth by millions and helped deliver Brexit. These lies are perverting our democracy. At a minimum, apologies should be published in the same location and size as the lie.

🐾 Detective hounds report: 55 Tufton St - where invisible donors purr, policies whispered, Nigel Farage pops in for claret. Issy takes notes, Poppy sniffs the corruption. 👉https://tinyurl.com/rkrznwyk