me reading up on the Angry Birds community drama

'current status of burgers unknown' implies that the burger somehow still exists

false. everybdoy will know who I am

Today I'm releasing an early prototype of Nintendo's "Joy Mech Fight" (FC), from over a year before its release! This build, then named "Battle Battle League" (FDS), was created for the 1992 Nintendo-Dentsu Game Seminar. Links are below! hiddenpalace.org/Battle_Battl...

The fact that this game never even hit 64 concurrent players on Steam is still hilarious to me. (64 players is needed to fill up one online lobby.) Perhaps making this game cost $20 was a bad idea.

...I can't decide if this prototype controller is better or worse than the PS3 boomerang controller

Well that's certainly a new look for the Audacity logo...

With the October price increases, this means that the 2TB Xbox Series X is to become the most expensive game console currently available in the US market, beating the price of the already tariff-increased PS5 Pro by 50 bucks.

This genuinely has to be the craziest logo for a game I've ever seen

I feel like the price tag of the Switch Virtual Boy accessory would've be more acceptable if they recreated and included the Virtual Boy controller as well.

If you say that the Nintendo Direct with the Virtual Boy in it was weak, then you're weak.

'Please take a look at this.' The screen fades to black. Then white serif text appears on the screen. 'A new entry in Nintendo's classic fighting game series'. The text fades into a dark smoky background. A shadowy figure appears in the smoke. It's revealed to be Sukapon. 'Joy Mech Fight 2'

I am seeing a lot of people here calling the new design ugly, and while I am one of the ones who like it... yeah I get it. I'd prefer if the phone was fully metal instead of having that glass panel on the back, but that would mean they would have to sacrifice wireless charging and MagSafe and such.

photoshopping renders of characters running forward into the Sonic 06 boxart will never not be funny

Greg posted about his diagnosis on March 4th, not February 13th. He has posted about doing voice work for TTG as recently as 5 weeks ago. He's been posting anti-vaccine conspiracy shit on Twitter. Yeah this isn't adding up at all.

Told you they were engagement baiting.

It look me 22 minutes to properly load Silksong's store page on the Switch 2 eShop because it kept crashing. At this point calling this game highly anticipated is an understatement lmao

There's a good possibility that G Fuel isn't shutting down and that they're baiting for engagement, since they're supposed to be introducing a new formula this month. (That or they're actually shutting down because they have a ton of unpaid deals and they ran out of money. Could go either way.)

"And then Kirby starts chewing." This implies that Kirby has teeth

I find it really funny how everyone thought the release date for Silksong was gonna be in October since Xbox confirmed it was a launch title for the Ally, and Team Cherry just went "nah we can do you one better"

In what is quite possibly the funniest possible outcome of this entire scenario, the guy with a username based partially on Sonic the Hedgehog - whose mentor LITERALLY voices Sonic the Hedgehog - has become an official voice for Bubsy. And let’s be honest - I wouldn’t have it any other way. #Bubsy

Today was a pretty good day, but my wallet's going to suffer

there's no fucking way they just casually announced a new Bubsy game during the Gamescom ONL preshow as the first announcement.

that Direct was pretty damn good ngl

ANOTHER trans mod who was doing her job just got demoted and banned from WPlace. please for the love of god stop using it please i am literally crying begging you to STOP USING IT.

Looking for logo prototypes on the internet is fun because you can find cursed shit like this

Wplace went from good to dogshit in record time, it's hilarious and depressing simultaniously. Trans rights and free Palestine btw

Twitter's blowing up about FIGGYZ using AI music in their ads, so I decided to delve into the situation myself. FIGGYZ said that the artist that sang the songs is 'Barbara Vander', so I looked her up and found her Fiverr page, and... hmm. It seems like the music IS AI, but sung by an actual person.

Something about Pokémon Friends being paid on Switch but free on mobile is really funny to me

After talking with people and reading through the article, I’ve come to a conclusion that makes sense The article is heavily mistranslated, and what it’s supposed to explain is the fact that Sakurai is lamenting the current direction of the industry, and AI is an option some devs are choosing

This man literally spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and months of his time making a YouTube channel to help game developers, but because of ONE mistranslated article, apparently that means jackshit now. Doesn't help that the article isn't available in my country. Can't factcheck it myself.

@protonjon.bsky.social Right when this was mentioned on stream, I had to. Sorry.

Nintendo really just casually announced the RELEASE DATE FOR THE ZELDA MOVIE on the Nintendo Today app. this really is their new news destination

You have no idea how happy I am right now about the first game being announced and how (lovingly) mad I am at the second lmao

now that Xbox 360 recompilations are possible thanks to Unleashed Recompiled, I want to see Kinect Star Wars on PC simply because I think it would be funny as fuck

A new way to play Sonic Unleashed on PC. Unleashed Recompiled is now available! www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJre...

Sonic joins Bluesky and the first thing he does is kill Tails. amazing

Blue skies...I could get used to this!

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

it's official, Bluesky is an Xbox

oh, right, I forgot this site has video now I can now subject you all to my favorite official Nintendo video

I guess now would be a good time for me to start using this thing again huh

to celebrate me making a Bluesky account here's something I did back when I was on Twitter: ratioing Piko Interactive when they announced their Glover port and getting blocked by them 2 months after

where am I. why is the sky so blue here. what the fu