“Severance Season 3 before 2027 or you rot in hell”

“I guess everybody has their own thing That they yell into a well” youtu.be/YlfTC6KW_kc?...

Did we get to the email yet when the president chased the Roadrunner off the edge of a cliff but didn’t realize there was no ground under him until he looked down

Hast thou seen the White Whale?

I threw up a little hearing this pun

Boras on Bregman in Boston: “Nobody wants a Bregs-it.” He then weaved a lengthy explanation about Dunkin and Starbucks into his description of Bregman providing the right blend in “Beantown.”

Shout out to the guy from The Jinx whose family backed Cuomo with a truly pathetic donation

Right around the corner

Where’s Dick

It was the whiteness of the whale that above all things appalled me.

You’ve got two of the greatest baseball players of all time on this list and one former Survivor contestant; I would like one of the former to be inducted (sorry, Probst)

As the offseason heats up there’s gonna be all sorts of trade scenarios thrown out there, but to be real for a second, considering how bad the team’s defense has been, I don’t think you can trade away a 2-time 26 y/o Gold Glover and the likely Platinum Glove winner

The fact that Mookie will be enshrined in Cooperstown wearing a Dodgers cap is my 9/11

Having 2 guys in scoring position with no outs and failing to score even just one run is so Red-Sox coded that it’s almost like we’re there

Omg check on your local Blue Jays fan

If you like having a good cry, you should watch the new John Candy documentary (FYI I am only 10 minutes in)

The Disco Elysium soundtrack hits so hard, I haven’t played the game in…4 years I think? I’m transported back every time I listen. youtu.be/LeILSPhyExw?...

Sox fans get sorted into generations based on who was playing LF when they went to their first game at Fenway, and for me it was Mike Greenwell. RIP to a real one.

First real fall day in New England today; there's a chill in the air, leaves are falling and blowing in the wind, and the people of the forest are looking for a warm place to lay their eggs @nicklutsko.bsky.social youtu.be/jpzWVh7f4TE

IYKYK

PHI/MIL and TOR/DET would be the ideal LCSs followed by MIL/TOR because it would be Manfred’s worst nightmare

Moving Sox/Yanks to 8:00 tonight is criminal

I don’t know what this says about the current state of my psyche but I feel better about Early starting the fifth game of his career tonight at Yankees Stadium during the playoffs than I did about last night

Would love a baseball game that doesn’t make my heart think I’m being chased by a bear

My feed for the Sox game has bad audio so everyone is just Satan

If I knew this was gonna work I would’ve done it earlier

Am I the first one to do this? “Good times never seemed Sogard (So-gard, So-gard)”

I’m just a simple country lawyer but I think the Red Sox should try and get some hits

Hey @espn.com show that guy with the pig roast sign again

Tim Hill keeps a pack of Newports under his seat in the bullpen, right?

Fuego.

Is Grady Little in that dugout? Really torturing me here

This feels like a 7 IP and either ND or L for Crochet, if so it’s gonna be devastating

Lfg

@iancundall.bsky.social @spchrishatfield.bsky.social How long after the podcast today was finalized did the Giolito news break? Ten minutes?

I mean, yikes

How do we make sure the right gets a hold of “One Battle After Another”? It’ll be a god-level crashout, I want this in my life

Very excited that when baseball season is over, I won’t be watching actual TV for like 4 months and won’t have to see any fucking ICE recruitment commercials

Is not your father grown incapable Of reasonable affairs? Is he not stupid With age and alt’ring rheums? Can he speak? Hear? Know man from man?

Felt a chill in the air this morning

The guy who traded Mike Trout his 400th home run ball for a game of catch is fucking GOATed

Me when I get one more chance to abandon my megalomaniacal quest to seek revenge on an uncaring beast and save my crew and reclaim my humanity but I’m like “Nah”

I cannot express in words how happy I am that I’m leaving the state of Florida today

How is it possible that every single person at Disney World except for me is experiencing their first day on earth?

Have these dummies ever heard of Labor Day?

Take me instead

Trevor Story vs Jakob Junis 🦄 IT'S A UNICORN 🪄 Home Run (23) 💣 Exit velo: 94.5 mph Launch angle: 42 deg Projected distance: 306 ft This would have been a home run at Fenway Park and nowhere else CLE @ BOS 🔻 6th