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I still have a letter from her that I received in 1982, alongside my badge.

So I'll be back around then. We'll be trying to raise a bit of money for Centrepoint, bearing in mind that there are a bunch of people who have nowhere to go this evening. gofund.me/637d21d0 ENDS FOR NOW 🎄🛏️

This glaze is the best of all the ones I’ve attempted. The house smells lush. Happy Christmas Eve!

I’ve broken the seal on the Christmas cheese and the M&S balsamic pickled onions.

I really enjoyed Heretic and I could watch Hugh Grant in owt.

Hahaha

My daughter stashed some cash in amongst the Christmas decorations we packed away last year. She did it so we could get a takeaway on the day we put the tree up this year. I think this will become a new festive tradition in our gaff.

Baileys anyone?

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What you would see if Andromeda was brighter in the night sky

I can’t wait to get my tree up. This’ll have to do for now.

Post you from a different era Massive amazing hair, Blonde, shit eyebrows

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The dog has destroyed the daughter’s Jellycat. The dog gives zero shits.

Has anyone ever successfully managed to get one of these to auto flip again? #flipclock

Currently snerdling.

Loving the resurrection of Lesley’s bedtime question. Feels correct.

This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10

New York giftage. #bobross

Picking up the teenager from the airport. Excited to see what she got me from the Christmas Cottage in NYC. Is it too early to start to decorate?

Our elderly dog, Wilf, has chosen to sleep downstairs by himself for the first time ever. He’s normally on our bed. I think it’s because he can’t be arsed with the stairs. Husband bereft.