Ras Barkley, more like

Come on Barnsley, you poxy feeder club ye

Come On You Rip Roarin #YouRipRoarin

Stuart Douglas is on Celebrity Bake Off now. Andrew Fotiadis for Strictly. Tanny Abbey for I’m A Celeb. Liam George for Dancing On Ice.

In the shittest, most boring Luton season I can remember, I think we might actually go to Wembley twice, win a trophy and get promoted. That’s what you’re dealing with when it comes to the world’s most ridiculous provincial perennial-lower-league football club I’m afraid, m8.

And now you’re gonna believe us?

Whisper it. #TTAGU

I do hate Wembley, but lovely to see it dripping in Luton once again nonetheless.

Gonna be meltingly hot tomorrow in that lower tier again or

Who’s idea was it to cover the KR pitch with sand

This is truly remarkable

Avoided points deduction

Just one full day without someone from my football club talking about “moments” pls, mate

Nadim Zahawi claiming London isn’t safe after bumping into @maxrushden.bsky.social on his morning 3/4 flat white run is it. #EverythingIsShowbiz

Sir Jim Yer Da’tcliffe, more like

The book I’m reading about the modern history of Ireland has got a mad section about Luton Town’s time in the Vauxhall Conference, look.

I see yer Da watches quite a lot of Eliteseriene football

Nakamba’s Luton career was strange in lots of ways, but fucking hell that season. 🥹

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What a miserable bit of Luton we’re in.

Huddersfield have been down to ten men since the half hour mark, but unfortunately Luton have been down to one man (Jordan Clark) since about February 2025.

Fond memories of Huddersfield fans being the worstcunts from that play off semi that time, but you can’t boo a man for getting his dreadlocks pulled, lads.

Yaxley’s EDL was born out of defending the honour of British troops returning to Luton from fighting their War On Terror after 9/11. But he’d stick up for this prick now.

Lawrence IN, more like.

Is he doing an evil face? Or is that just his face

It’s been a Lonwijk / year, lads. But we simply go again. #TTAGU

TTAGU

If my Wednesday night side of old cunts played the current Luton Town team of Championship wage packets it would also end in a bore draw after a 99th min Luton equaliser.

There is so much wrong on the pitch at Luton. Everyone is terrified. Despite that Stockport game, JW has not managed to change this. So what now, lads?

Just watched Back to the Future with the kids for the first time. Don’t know if Marty’s original plan to sexually assault his teenaged mum in a car park would make into a Spielberg blockbuster these days.

Got a box of these left before Christmas for the hopeless romantic in your life. All proceeds to Luton Foodbank, as per. They’ll go, so get in quick. x leftmidfield.blogspot.com/2023/12/thes...

The effect a tiny bit of confidence has on these Luton players is immense. They can go from messes to Messis in the blink of a big tackle, but a heavy touch or a misplaced pass seems to destroy them for huge chunks of games. A good sports psyche wouldn’t go amiss…

Tip for getting through this game: pretend the commentator is saying “here’s a dolphin” every time Odoffin is on the ball.

Never had a team with 700% possession looked less in control of a football.

Mengi just passed it to me

Luton Are Back

Big, today. Can’t deny the magic when it comes over ya, as it inevitably does with this thing of ours. #LTFC

A shoes-up, as I live and breathe. #TTAGU

I was born in Brackley fwiw, lads.

What an embarrassing evening of the Famous Football Association Challenge Cup.

Born the year we won the JPT.

I absobloody love this

*Reaches for drum I’ve been banging for 10 years* Shouldn’t be playing a youth team in a senior game of association football.

I’m taking from this interview that Luton Mansfield was the first game of League One football he’s ever watched “👊” indeed

Alright, all. Have sold a few of these over recent weeks, must have been a vibe-shift. Anyway, just letting you know they are still for sale, still a decent Christmas present option for yer Da and still donating all proceeds to @lutonfoodbank.bsky.social. 🧡 #LTFC #TTAGU medium.com/@KevinSCrowe...

Into these today, Jack Wilshere’s Beautiful Luton Bastards. #TTAGU