If a beer and a burger can’t fix it, you have a problem 😘🍔🍺 sounds great!

If you’re ok with grown men flipping cars when their favorite team wins a championship but somehow find fault in black children dancing at their graduation… I know what you are.

Give me 5 minutes in a room with one of this racist MAGA podcasters. Just 5 minutes. That’s all I need to embarrass them and keep them up at night for days to come. Annihilation with words is an understatement.

Your body will sit you down if you don’t sit down sometimes.

It’s too early for this 🙃

What should I order to eat? I need enough for a late lunch and dinner. This is what happens when your brain just doesn’t think about meals. But then I eat for three people because I’m starving lol

Because apparently some of yall need some.

I need to do something tonight to intentionally relax. Maybe cozy up on the couch watching a spooky movie with a glass of whiskey, the lights off with candles burning all while wearing a full face of makeup and comfy pjs just because.

Your partner should not be your everything.

Someone who treats you like they’ve waited their entire life to find you >>>>>

Facts.

A white woman I work with just reached out to me. A black friend of hers told her that she’s worried about the black experience here as she may be moving to our area. My friend came to me and asked if I’d be willing to speak with her friend. Zero pressure.

How I’m trying to be described.

I’m assuming not all vegans are insufferable but the ones that are…

First thing I do after every move is join the library.

Absolutely no surprise 🥳

I tend to skip anger and go straight to indifference when someone hurts me. I’ve been grey rocking my whole life

It depends on what they did to the ex-friend. Are they a universally horrific person? If not, then no. I’d feel completely indifferent.

I get severely concerned when someone says that no book is better than any book written by Frieda McFadden. Are you okay? #booksky

Chronically single women who complain about there being “no good men left” are the same ones turning down coffee dates because they say it means “he’s broke and unworthy”… ma’am. Be so for real.

Another day with no headline

People are saying that the angry black woman stereotype is the same as the crazy Latina stereotype and I just can’t.

Black men: We love you. We need you. We want you here. Please don’t go through pain alone. Any person who throws your vulnerability in your face is a trash human. Please don’t let them deter you from getting support and help. Please know temporary pain doesn’t have to lead to permanent decisions 🫶🏾

They never will until they need us.

I can’t wait for football season 🐎💙🧡💙🧡

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Using ‘female’ instead of ‘woman’

True

Your political views are directly related to your values and morals. My parents taught me mine, so I suppose my political stance does come from them.

I learned WAY too much about orcas today.

This is the most annoying “holiday”.

I Believe You by Fletcher 💔

As a scientist in STEM, I still to this day have to ask other researchers why they only selected men for their study. I haven’t gotten one good answer yet.

Yep. It was terrible. 4/10 at best. The actress was great though. I feel bad for her 😭

I don’t think I can watch another 40 minutes of this 😭😭😭

I’m 37 minutes into The Mortuary Assistant and I’m not feeling it 😭 #horrorsky

What goes through a man’s mind when he decides to argue with women about their reproductive rights? Men like that give me predator vibes because why do you feel so entitled to police our bodies? Sounds pretty “can’t take no for an answer” to me…

Women are getting arrested for miscarriages but predators in the Epstein files are being protected. I hate it here.

me: *gasps in disbelief*

If you gotta look in people’s pants to allow them into a bathroom then maybe, just maybe, you’re a freaking weirdo.

They struggle to balance their evil and hate with their laziness. What a tough life.

People who don’t know horror: “That movie isn’t horror!” 😡 Me:

Me celebrating anything:

Tell em again Lanna!!

I believe this is the horror genre’s best year! I’m telling you - if you think horror is just Scream a million times over with gore you’re missing out. Messages exist in horror films just like other genres. Signed - a horror girly pop 🥰

Well-deserved! So excited for him. He’s done a lot but I think this is just the beginning for MBJ! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Letssssss Gooooo! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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