Surgeon visiting my bleeding post-op patient @ 1600
Me: Yeah so if you see that he’s bleeding right now, maybe call IR to work on him pretty soon? He’s been NPO, and I’ve been NPO.
Sx: you have an upcoming surgery too??
Me: No, I just haven’t had lunch.
Sx: Go eat!! And drink some water!
Me: *CRIES*
9 months ago